Random thoughts.

[xPoisonx]

I think this thread just made my day

 

[Saucyminx]

Wouldn't that be conspunkulitis? I'm sure Quoll's aim is better than that.

You are probably right. . . and thankfully it wasn't an eye infucktion.

 

[Quoll]

Well, there was that teen eye incident.

I may have conjunkuleyetis, I could probably live with conspunkyourtitus, but the one to watch out for is a severe dose of Q Fever.

 

[Saucyminx]

Well, there was that teen eye incident.

I may have conjunkuleyetis, I could probably live with conspunkyourtitus, but the one to watch out for is a severe dose of Q Fever.

I saw that on an old episode of "House." Brutal. Simply brutal.

 

[satindesire]

My Yahoo Messenger conversation with my husband while he was at work:

Megan: You know what I don't understand?

Mister: Whats that?

Megan: When someone wants to try something new, sexually, it seems like an awful lot of people suggest getting drunk first.

Mister: Thats stupid

Mister: everyone knows you're supposed to get high first.

Megan: hah!

Mister: lol

Megan: Honestly, I don't think anyone should do anything sexually that's new without a clear head. I mean, guilt, shame, embarrassment, "I only enjoyed it because I was drunk."...that's no way to reinforce the idea that being open-minded sexually is a good thing

Mister: Thats very true.

Megan: Doing something with a clear head, in my opinion, means a much greater chance of deciding to do something that you WON'T regret once you wake up in the morning

Mister: Like sleeping with the fat girl?

Mister: or totally going ghey.

Mister: Like Bravo.

Megan: Eh, I think pretty much every guy takes one for the team occasionally.

Megan: I'm talking more like, bondage, or anal sex.

Mister: ahhhh

Megan: Things that really should be done sober because of the health risks

Megan: that and it's hard to get in an ass with whiskey dick

Mister: I'll bet! lol

Megan: Not that I have a dick or even the opportunity to have whiskey dick

Megan: I can just imagine from my own experience with anal

Megan: how it would be more difficult to penetrate an orifice not intended for sexual practices without a raging 14-year-old-on-viagra boner

 

[Quoll]

sigh!

 

[Quoll]

The original Thunderbird series still outclasses the movie, sad but true.

 

[bobsgirl]

The wisdom of a five year old can be very refreshing.

 

[Quoll]

I miss the days when The News actually reported "The News".

 

[satindesire]

Someone needs to write a Mommy manual and hand it out at the hospital.

 

[Quoll]

Ho-hum so much to do so little interest.

 

[bobsgirl]

Ho-hum so much to do so little interest.

I'm supposed to be doing laundry, and cleaning the bathroom. But here I be, corrupting my innocent spirit.


I hear you laughing, Q-ey. Cut it out.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Quoll]

I'm glad I reread some of that thread.

Too much past to throw away the future.

 

[Sarojaede]

My eye itches.

 

[Quoll]

A Reciprocating saw, what's in it for me?

 

[bobsgirl]

A Reciprocating saw, what's in it for me?

 

[Saucyminx]

I wonder what the significant other really thought when I told him I have the all-knowing mystical vagina. . .

 

[Ravenwind]

I bet that half-full can of pepsi has turned into gel by now.

 

[Quoll]

I wonder what the significant other really thought when I told him I have the all-knowing mystical vagina. . .

Look deep into my...deeper, deeper...

 

[Quoll]

Can't wait for the next birthday thread.

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[JustSkye]

that's too funny.

 

[Quoll]

that's too funny.

That's too scary *major shrinkage*.

 

[Saucyminx]

That's too scary *major shrinkage*.

Only if you keep it refrigerated.

 

[satindesire]

Can't wait for the next birthday thread.

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He needs to visit his doctor. Looks like a serious case of peach penis.







.......Okay, I admit that was a bad joke, but you CANNOT look at that cake and say his cock doesn't look like a peach. Or in the VERY least, a nectarine. Nectarine...I spell that right? ......anyway. Yeah.
















Oh, fuck off.