Random thoughts.

I need a shower. I did need a shower. Now i have had a shower and am all shiny and clean.
 
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People who are assholes for the sake of being an asshole can go eat a dick.



That is all.
 
Hmmm, sounds like a psychotic break is sort of like a vacation with the in-laws. . .


Woohoo! Yay! yippee! yahoo! I am finally done with the Dorothy costume which has become the bane of my very existence. Ha! Eat that Butterick pattern and Singer sewing machine companies! Despite your best efforts to break my spirit and that nasty needle through the thumb incident I emerge victorious with the stupid costume finished a whole day ahead of trick or treat. I am seamstress! Hear me roar!
 
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Hmmm, sounds like a psychotic break is sort of like a vacation with the in-laws. . .


Woohoo! Yay! yippee! yahoo! I am finally done with the Dorothy costume which has become the bane of my very existence. Ha! Eat that Butterick pattern and Singer sewing machine companies! Despite your best efforts to break my spirit and that nasty needle through the thumb incident I emerge victorious with the stupid costume finished a whole day ahead of trick or treat. I am seamstress! Hear me roar!

Pics please. :)

Do not talk to me about sewing right now. I had an *incident* last night. Sewed on binding, 240 inches of it, upside down. I wish I could reach to kick my own butt.
 
Pics please. :)

Do not talk to me about sewing right now. I had an *incident* last night. Sewed on binding, 240 inches of it, upside down. I wish I could reach to kick my own butt.

i sewed the skirt on inside out. My kids learned a few new words yesterday. Then the machine kept jamming, and i had to take apart the bobbin assembly 3 times, and then while they were talking to me, i put the needle through my thumb. And for you sweetie, of course i will post a pic.
 
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Em's Dorothy Costume
(aka the horrible terrible nightmare sewing project that is finally over and only cost me $25 and 1 thumb)

She wore it with a pair of red ankle boots, the ribbons that are tied on the hanger, and carried a basket with a stuffed puppy in it. She was freakin' adorable.

My son went dressed in jeans, tee, hoodie, carrying a box of multi-grain cheerios and a plastic axe. He told people he was a walking pun. Yep you guessed it, he was a cereal killer.


And yeah, I know, project runway worthy it ain't.
 

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"If it's not one thing, it's another."

Obviously, otherwise it would be the same thing.
 
Today is the day of [echo] The Race That Stops A Nation [/echo], which is something of a misnomer really, as if that were so I wouldn't be able to type this out (unless of course it's a completely different nation, although I'm sure that would be all over the internet anyway), actually it does make one ponder, if the nation was to stop for a day, would we really know it, one would assume if we all stopped then we wouldn't have any memory of stopping, so that when we restarted, everything would pretty much continue on as usual. Could we then say that we have really lost a day (or any other non specific time frame you wish to apply)?
 
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Today I was overtaken by a patient transport vehicle. I guess he couldn't wait.
 
I had one this morning, (random thought) a really good one, but it wented away.:mad:
 
No-one but me knows that the tongs I turned the chicken pieces with last night were the same tongs I used to fish dead fish out of the tank.
 
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