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there are three things you can get from a cat. None of which involve the making of oatmeal.
 
Alana_ said:
Heartburn is such a bitch. I'm getting it recently pretty much every time I eat...even apples.
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It's a horrible feeling, Alana. I hate when something simple sets one off.

Dracona said:
Interesting thread....

marshmallows, Lady Weaver?
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Yes...marshmallows *nods seriously*

Vail_Indigo said:
there are three things you can get from a cat. None of which involve the making of oatmeal.
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cats and oatmeal...not a good combination anyway *runs my fingers through her hair*

dragonrazor said:
*clears throat* We Represent The Lollypop Guild.
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Now I want a lollypop...something sweet between my lips... *gives a naughty chuckle and dashes off*
 
Daydream_weaver said:
It's a horrible feeling, Alana. I hate when something simple sets one off.



Yes...marshmallows *nods seriously*



cats and oatmeal...not a good combination anyway *runs my fingers through her hair*



Now I want a lollypop...something sweet between my lips... *gives a naughty chuckle and dashes off*
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*ponders for several long moments, then offers*
 
*runs in to pounce my Weaver*

I just had a thought....why is it that cheeseburgers taste so goooood in the summer time?
 
*nuzzles my Luna and whispers in her ear* ...for you I would be something sweeter...juicier...
 
Daydream_weaver said:
*circles round and round thinking about the idea then pounces on Raven and gives a friendly nibble* hmm...dragons are sweeter than I thought.
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Dragons can be quite sweet, Lady Weaver...when we want to be... smiles at her with an appreciative gleam in my eye

and I am still very curious about the marshmallows...
 
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Dracona said:
Dragons can be quite sweet, Lady Weaver...when we want to be... smiles at her with an appreciative gleam in my eye

and I am still very curious about the marshmallows...
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A good day to you, Dracona...I would have thought dragons would be fiery and spicey...that they would warm the blood...

*considers for a moment then feels a slow, mischievious smile curl my lips* ....as for the marshmallows...that is my secret.
 
Dear Random Literotica Loser whom I have never met/talked to,

Acting like a macho dickhead and degrading me in a PM is not going to get you a reply. Especially in a first PM! No 'hello' or 'how are you?' or 'wow, I would love to have a little chat'. No, just a bunch of rambling, degrading, humiliating bullshit that no woman should ever have to hear from any man! Is that the kind of reputation you wish to put upon yourself? One of a completely incompetent loser who has no clue as to what women want. If so, you have greatly succeeded.

Shy

Ps...go to hell! *growls*
 
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This made me chuckle:D

its a highlander joke.
 
Lmfao Veroe, I haven't seen Highlander in forever but damn, thinking I need to dig that video up or rent it heh, one of my favs
 
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