Scat (no, i'm not talking about jazz)

[Miss Diva]

I don't think the fact that we all might digest some feces at the microscopic level is an argument for making a meal out it.

You know this whole thread is like watching a horrible accident. You want to look away but you keep staring.

WD I am with you. I mean eating poo poo. And it cannot be safe to eat when you have had food poisioning...

 

[Masterslilbidet]

I have a Poop Parmesan that is divine. It goes best with a red wine.

Sir, you *are* a poet! You've inspired me to write a little poem for you in return.

There is a special place I go.
It's down my Master's back.
It's dark and kinda swampy
In the canyon of His crack.


Huggles and g'day from bidet.

This post edited because I'm anal.

 

[sunfox]

I'll second that .

WD is right, btw.. if you want to get technical, human feces is feces/shit/poop/crap.. a feline leaves scat.

I'd have to say that I'm not in the poop-munching group. That's not something I'd be at all interested in enduring, and it'd make me puke, probably. One of my dogs is a poop enjoyer due to a poor digestive system and a pancreas disorder, but it goes without saying that we tend to deny him the joy of licking us.

It's not the smell, and it's not touching it.. I have a kid, four dogs, a cat, a parrot, and horses, so needless to say, I'm an old hand at cleaning up droppings of all sorts, and not all of them smell only like hay. But this is just not something either C or I find any merit in for our personal relationship.

That said.. icky as the subject can be for me, overall, it is nice to see people can discuss it reasonably, as Quint said earlier.

 

[Masterslilbidet]

I've found that anything mixed with chocolate is a winner in a fondue pot. Kinda like making pot brownies.

I also am beginning to believe that I am simply too strange for this place and no longer belong in this forum.

But this can't be my last post. I won't allow this to be the last word I have to say at Lit.

How 'bout a group hug now?

Awwww, don't leave. From all your posts, I sense in you a kindred spirit. Although you may not be comfortable with this forbidden hunger right now, I know you have the strength to one day join the sisterhood of the poo.

POO PRIDE!!! POO PRIDE!!!!

Huggles and g'day from bidet.

 

[catalina_francisco]

I've been lurking here for some time and couldn't resist replying to this thread about a topic near and dear to my heart and tongue. It's nice to find a place where I can feel accepted.

Yes, sometimes we do. In fact, there are many ways to serve this delish dish. Master varies his diet so that I'll have a wide variety of nutrients, colors, textures and flavors to choose from. When nature calls, I collect it in a tupperware bowl and lick his ass clean with great relish. I slowly blow my warm breath on his butt to dry it. This act serves 2 functions. It cleans Master and allows me to determine if any spices are required to enhance the dish before I freeze it. Some of it, we freeze in bowls and use and ice cream scoop for service. Other times, I pack it in ice cube trays or popsicle forms with sticks prior to freezing.

I just love turdsicles for a quick snack. In order to prepare this, the day before, Master eats whole cream, semi-sweet chocolate chunks and walnuts which he does not completely chew. This really adds to the yummy texture and nutrient value. When he's feeling generous towards me, he also eats cocout because that's my favorite. It's like a slightly bitter Almond joy.

I look forward to sharing recipes with like minded individuals.

huggles and g'day from bidet

LOL, Ihave heard many people go into the determination of flavour through diet...guess it is as a lot here describe the altering of flavour in urine and semen through what is eaten and/or drunk beforehand. I have heard it can make the world of difference.

Catalina

 

[Masterslilbidet]

You know this whole thread is like watching a horrible accident. You want to look away but you keep staring.

WD I am with you. I mean eating poo poo. And it cannot be safe to eat when you have had food poisioning...

Hey now... If you're already gonna stick your tongue back there and do a rim job, you might as well go for the whole meal deal. It's ok. I know this isn't for everybody, but I believe that we live lives of spiritual submissive evolution and if not in this incarnation of your spiritual servitude, possibly your next incarnation (if you are deserving). I will assist you in any way I can in your growth. Please feel free to contact me for any tips.

Huggles and g'day from bidet.

 

[Masterslilbidet]

I'll second that .

WD is right, btw.. if you want to get technical, human feces is feces/shit/poop/crap.. a feline leaves scat.

I'd have to say that I'm not in the poop-munching group. That's not something I'd be at all interested in enduring, and it'd make me puke, probably. One of my dogs is a poop enjoyer due to a poor digestive system and a pancreas disorder, but it goes without saying that we tend to deny him the joy of licking us.

It's not the smell, and it's not touching it.. I have a kid, four dogs, a cat, a parrot, and horses, so needless to say, I'm an old hand at cleaning up droppings of all sorts, and not all of them smell only like hay. But this is just not something either C or I find any merit in for our personal relationship.

That said.. icky as the subject can be for me, overall, it is nice to see people can discuss it reasonably, as Quint said earlier.

Thank you for your kind support of this conversation. You never know, your opinion might change.

Huggles and g'day from bidet.

 

[catalina_francisco]

I don't think the fact that we all might digest some feces at the microscopic level is an argument for making a meal out it.

It isn't, and I have rarely heard it used to argue the safety of it, though the discussion about what is already in your system and the real risks associated with experimenting in this type fetish/play with your SO has...and does show that many who immediately follow social conditioning are unaware of what passes their lips everyday. For instance how many know that through scientific testing it has been proven you will get far more harmful germs in abundance through your average kiss than through eating pussy...in fact it is often warned you need to be careful whose mouth you have down there due to the chance of bacterial infection etc.

See, the way I see it, if you have had and do have an active sex life, experimented with a variety of people, it is always wise to make sure you have as much knowledge as you can about what goes on out there and where your partner of the moment might have been and done. Doesn't necessarily mean a person is into any variety of subjects some pick as their hard limits, but does mean awareness is always wise....scat is not usually something a potential partner is going to admit to trying, or revealing they have once the relationship has progressed to a level they find it is not acceptable to their partner. Call me suspicious, but I for one like to be as prepared as possible and know what may or may not be a risk to me instead of finding out the hard way. You know, when I was 15 and first attempted oral with my steady boyfriend, he had much the same reaction as many have to scat....didn't mean it was right or based on real knowledge though, more a gut reaction to something he had never heard about before.

Catalina

 

[Masterslilbidet]

LOL, Ihave heard many people go into the determination of flavour through diet...guess it is as a lot here describe the altering of flavour in urine and semen through what is eaten and/or drunk beforehand. I have heard it can make the world of difference.

Catalina

Yes indeedy! You are absolutely right, it can and does make a world of difference. I'm looking at that dancing banana. It's making me want one of my special banana smoothies. Think I'll sign off now and go have one.

Huggles and g'day from bidet.

 

[Aeroil]

hmm, since this thread has primarily been about health issues, I'm surprised nobody has asked bidet if she's ever gotten sick with this, or anything. So I'll ask her myself, have you bidet?

 

[WriterDom]

For instance how many know that through scientific testing it has been proven you will get far more harmful germs in abundance through your average kiss than through eating pussyCatalina

I think that is pretty much common knowledge. It is the reason why human bites are so dangerous.

 

[WriterDom]

hmm, since this thread has primarily been about health issues, I'm surprised nobody has asked bidet if she's ever gotten sick with this, or anything. So I'll ask her myself, have you bidet?

Call me cynical, but have doubts about the authenticity of any poster who has 8 posts and all of them on a scat thread. It could very well be an alt, grinning at you with a shit eating grin, no pun intended.

 

[Miss Diva]

Hey now... If you're already gonna stick your tongue back there and do a rim job, you might as well go for the whole meal deal. It's ok. I know this isn't for everybody, but I believe that we live lives of spiritual submissive evolution and if not in this incarnation of your spiritual servitude, possibly your next incarnation (if you are deserving). I will assist you in any way I can in your growth. Please feel free to contact me for any tips.

Huggles and g'day from bidet.

That's ok if I need assistance I will ask some of the other posters....

 

[WriterDom]

What I have seen emerging in Europe over the last few months is animal scat which I personally cannot imagine, but some are finding a must do.

Catalina

Another reason to be a proud American.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Another reason to be a proud American.

Consider this a warning...

You are working your way into being tagged unaccepting, judgemental, noninclusive, narrow minded and what's worse...


UNHUGGABLE!!!!

 

[rosco rathbone]

scat

No kids, no animals, no poo.

 

[Masterslilbidet]

Call me cynical, but have doubts about the authenticity of any poster who has 8 posts and all of them on a scat thread. It could very well be an alt, grinning at you with a shit eating grin, no pun intended.

Yes, I do have a shit eating grin. But, what's an alt? Is it like an alternative poet? Though I have only 8 posts before this one, and you have over 8000 posts, I don't think you should twist my noodle, toy poodle.

huggles and g'day from bidet

 

[babiesmiles]

Call me cynical, but have doubts about the authenticity of any poster who has 8 posts and all of them on a scat thread. It could very well be an alt, grinning at you with a shit eating grin, no pun intended.

I do agree as I had the same feeling .

 

[Marquis]

No kids, no animals, no poo.

You're like, totally square man.

 

[Marquis]

Call me cynical, but have doubts about the authenticity of any poster who has 8 posts and all of them on a scat thread. It could very well be an alt, grinning at you with a shit eating grin, no pun intended.

I actually thought it was you!

 

[Marquis]

Ah, fuck it. Nevermind.

 

[Masterslilbidet]

hmm, since this thread has primarily been about health issues, I'm surprised nobody has asked bidet if she's ever gotten sick with this, or anything. So I'll ask her myself, have you bidet?

No, I never get sick. During the cold season, Master ingests large amounts of ecchinacia to protect me and also if you have touched the inside of any public bathroom door handle, you have been exposed to e-coli and a host of other oranisms. And poo players are notorious for not washing their hands; I'm sad to say it. But alas it is true. I myself, am a compulsive handwasher and I carry hand sanitizer with me wherever I go. Additionally, I gargle with gin to protect my Master's bumbum from my dirty mouth.

huggles and g'day from bidet

 

[A Desert Rose]

No, I never get sick. During the cold season, Master ingests large amounts of ecchinacia to protect me and also if you have touched the inside of any public bathroom door handle, you have been exposed to e-coli and a host of other oranisms. And poo players are notorious for not washing their hands; I'm sad to say it. But alas it is true. I myself, am a compulsive handwasher and I carry hand sanitizer with me wherever I go. Additionally, I gargle with gin to protect my Master's bumbum from my dirty mouth.

huggles and g'day from bidet

You know, I could almost like you if you'd just cut out the huggles shit.

(LMAO... I meant for that to be a pun.)

 

[Marquis]

You know, I could almost like you if you'd just cut out the huggles shit.

(LMAO... I meant for that to be a pun.)

Are you feelin' ok?

 

[A Desert Rose]

Are you feelin' ok?

I haven't had my daily shit meal so... NO I'm not OKAY!!!

Okay???





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