Scat (no, i'm not talking about jazz)

[A Desert Rose]

This is exactly what I had in mind for dinner... and spoonful of mashed potatoes.

 

[A Desert Rose]

And for our European friends, how 'bout a salad on the side?

 

[Marquis]

Not getting enough attention at home ADR?

 

[sunfox]

*gets her scooping shovel and follows ADR around*

And thanks, bidet, but no thanks. To each their own.. but poop play is not for me.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Of course we all know that this would be totally illegal... diaper diamonds are definately off limits for SSC BDSM shit eating lifestylers.

http://www.smellypoop.com/order.html

 

[A Desert Rose]

Not getting enough attention at home ADR?

No, I have to go to work pretty soon. I'm getting in all the fun I can before then.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

... what do you do with nuts and corn which due to our digestive system come out as they went in?!!

According to some, eat shit and die ...

 

[A Desert Rose]

Actually, since this is osg's thread I am giving her all the attention that she so rightly deserves.

 

[Miss Diva]

This is like a bad dream...that won't go away.

 

[Marquis]

Actually, since this is osg's thread I am giving her all the attention that she so rightly deserves.

Actually, OSG cogently and articulately presented her opinion on a topic that is difficult for anyone to discuss, and the "attention" you are giving her is nothing but trolling.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Actually, OSG cogently and articulately presented her opinion on a topic that is difficult for anyone to discuss, and the "attention" you are giving her is nothing but trolling.

Oh so you've lost your sense of humor since you became a big bad MOD?

LOL

Actually, osg's Master told her to put me on ignore so she won't see any of this. But if you see her, tell her I won't be letting her kiss me, if we ever do meet.

 

[Marquis]

Oh so you've lost your sense of humor since you became a big bad MOD?

LOL

Actually, osg's Master told her to put me on ignore so she won't see any of this. But if you see her, tell her I won't be letting her kiss me, if we ever do meet.

Being a mod has nothing to do with this, I will always stand up for freedom of speech.


But you bring up a question that was in the back of my mind actually:

OSG, do you and your Master kiss?

 

[A Desert Rose]

Being a mod has nothing to do with this, I will always stand up for freedom of speech.


But you bring up a question that was in the back of my mind actually:

OSG, do you and your Master kiss?

Good, we are clear on this. I am not trolling. I am exercising my freedom of speech.

Thank you for understanding that.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Thanks dolly

But if you see her, tell her I won't be letting her kiss me, if we ever do meet.

i can't get the image of Madeline Kahn in Young Frankenstein saying "No tongues," out of my mind now ...

and no, the smiley ain't a shiteating grin.

 

[A Desert Rose]

i can't get the image of Madeline Kahn in Young Frankenstein saying "No tongues," out of my mind now ...

and no, the smiley ain't a shiteating grin.

Shame on you... Don't be funny, now, or the Mod will think you are interferring with someone's freedom of speech and then they will interfer with yours.

 

[redelicious]

Funny, a few weeks ago I stumbled on this about scat on Gloria Brame's website:

I must interject a personal comment here. From time to time people write me and criticize me for not being more open-minded about eating poop. After all, I seem perfectly comfortable with many other extreme types of sex, including ones that make some of my poop-eating fans faint with horror. Am I secretly a prude after all? I will explain. You can't eat poop without putting yourself at risk of disease. It is true that some people who do this don't get sick. Some people who step in front of speeding cars don't get run over, either.
Human feces (unlike urine) is, by its very nature, infested with bacteria. Bacteria is what breaks food down and turns it into waste in our alimentary canals. Those bacteria remain alive in our waste after our bodies eliminate it. A bacterial infection transmitted by ingesting feces can be fatal. There is no absolute way to protect yourself against getting one. It is purely luck of the draw, so to speak.
Therefore, to my mind, ingestion, while a perfectly acceptable fantasy, can never be acted out with a guarantee of safety, unlike many seemingly more dangerous types of SM.
My advice: substitute chocolate. They don't call the anus "Hershey Highway" for nothing.

A Glossary of Scene Slang (scroll down to the entry on scat)

And that's all I can contribute on the subject.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Shame on you... Don't be funny, now, or the Mod will think you are interferring with someone's freedom of speech and then they will interfer with yours.

Horse puckey flag! Straying off topic! You're penalized 15 inches deeper into the manure pile.

He asked about kissing, and i replied cogently with a comment about tongue kissing.

So there ...

 

[Marquis]

Shame on you... Don't be funny, now, or the Mod will think you are interferring with someone's freedom of speech and then they will interfer with yours.

I did nothing to interfere with your freedom of speech, despite the fact that I easily could.

 

[Aeroil]

I did nothing to interfere with your freedom of speech, despite the fact that I easily could.

But of course where Aeroil is concerned, free speech is only allowed when it doesn't piss Marquis off and doesn't corrupt his thread with talk about anal play. Don't hear me whining when you talk about skullfucking.

 

[Marquis]

But of course where Aeroil is concerned, free speech is only allowed when it doesn't piss Marquis off and doesn't corrupt his thread with talk about anal play. Don't hear me whining when you talk about skullfucking.

You are a good sport. Ok, you get one free post about anal play in my thread.

 

[A Desert Rose]

I did nothing to interfere with your freedom of speech, despite the fact that I easily could.

Oh you're scarin' me now. Is that a threat? I don't take to threats well.

Are you going to take my name away? Ban me from Lit? Dispose of my birthday?

Who pray tell, aside from myself, champions my right to free speech?

 

[WriterDom]

Being a mod has nothing to do with this, I will always stand up for freedom of speech.

Freedom of speech only applies to people who eat shit?

 

[A Desert Rose]

Freedom of speech only applies to people who eat shit?

And their supporters.

If Markee were wise, he would have let this go and let nature take it's course because by tomorrow at this time, all of those who support feces feasts will have dropped a load on me.

And there will be no one to defend my right to a sense of humor.

Mark(ee) my words. It will happen.

 

[Marquis]

And their supporters.

If Markee were wise, he would have let this go and let nature take it's course because by tomorrow at this time, all of those who support feces feasts will have dropped a load on me.

And there will be no one to defend my right to a sense of humor.

Mark(ee) my words. It will happen.

Don't be ignorant.

It is obvious to everyone that the default view on eating shit falls in the negative. Why not leave those that do want to talk about it to their conversation in peace?

It takes the most basic level of social understanding to comprehend this. At least WriterDom had the sense to state his opinion in a way that was not demeaning or condescending to the thread starter.

It's exactly this sort of cruel stupidity that is often found in people unhappy with their lives. Get a hobby bitch.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Don't be ignorant.

It is obvious to everyone that the default view on eating shit falls in the negative. Why not leave those that do want to talk about it to their conversation in peace?

It takes the most basic level of social understanding to comprehend this. At least WriterDom had the sense to state his opinion in a way that was not demeaning or condescending to the thread starter.

It's exactly this sort of cruel stupidity that is often found in people unhappy with their lives. Get a hobby bitch.

You set a fine Mod example. Thank you.