Scouries/GrandPoohBah/DoucheBagarinno

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

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RoryN

Don't get it. Doesn't any make sense. Lame, actually.

You must be English.

 

[mark197205]

Here I am trying to be a friend and you're acting like an asshole, when I was just about to offer you a dollar for every time you don't post.

Forget it, now. You ruined it and you have no one to blame but yourself.

I have enough friends thanks.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

In the advance or the retire. 'cos they are in the retire from my point of view

*shudders* shhhhhh. 6 weeks at the all arms drinking wing.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Don't get it. Doesn't any make sense. Lame, actually.

You must be English.

hey now. don't go dissing the english. that just isn't cricket.

 

[blunt_trauma]

Cunt always works for him..

i bet it does, but he's not having mine.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

i bet it does, but he's not having mine.

i wonder if this hotel does kippers?

... well, they let me stay here after all.

 

[blunt_trauma]

i wonder if this hotel does kippers?

... well, they let me stay here after all.

this hotel only does cedar wood incense apparently.

 

[mark197205]

i bet it does, but he's not having mine.

He's not fussy, any cunt will do..

 

[geronimo_appleby]

this hotel only does cedar wood incense apparently.

interesting choice of breakfast.

mind you, would you eat it if it was the big bird with tats serving it up?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

hey now. don't go dissing the english. that just isn't cricket.

It's okay, I'm half English (lol). I just won't tell you which half.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

He's not fussy, any cunt will do..

now ... that's a pot/kettle moment if ever!

those days are over for me, mark. i told you.

although, a threeway with you and your mum would be enough to bring me out of retirement.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

It's okay, I'm half English (lol). I just won't tell you which half.

i hope it's the right half of your av.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I have enough friends thanks.

What's that whizzing noise? Do you hear that?

Oh, that's your post meter. Wow, look at that thing go. It's like an electricity meter.

 

[blunt_trauma]

i'm not just any cunt, mark!

interesting choice of breakfast.

mind you, would you eat it if it was the big bird with tats serving it up?

it comes highly recommended.

the big tatt bird? ...no. that scene is too sordid for me.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

i'm not just any cunt, mark!it comes highly recommended.

the big tatt bird? ...no. that scene is too sordid for me.

i just have this image of sean - with his gob closed for once.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

What's that whizzing noise? Do you hear that?

Oh, that's your post meter. Wow, look at that thing go. It's like an electricity meter.

so, freddy, what's the sketch? how comes you're doing the whole wind-up thing?

you bored or somesuch?

 

[blunt_trauma]

i just have this image of sean - with his gob closed for once.

he did an amusing look up, look further up, shrink back into seat thing.

i was more scared by the bangers.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

he did an amusing look up, look further up, shrink back into seat thing.

i was more scared by the bangers.

well, you said she was a big girl ... boom boom!

 

[blunt_trauma]

*groan*

 

[geronimo_appleby]

*groan*

my work here is done.

laters.

 

[butters]

i didn't feel the need to break out the c-bomb on this occasion.

it's like cold porridge. and lumpier!

Why thank you.

Chippy, are you joining us or just being Auntie Soshul?

(I really need to get faster memory)

ah, i had to go but i'm back. beer, please, and pringles will be good but not the sockified ones. i'm not that brave, and they'll have fluff.

*grabs the tube of hot and spicy and makes a run for it*

oi!

dear scouries and BFW.

GB'er? moi?

get your facts straight, my lovlies. i belong in the AH as much as either of you two.

i post on the PG more than anywhere else, with the occasional slide into the GB.

why the continual children's games from you blokes?

hot air posts by the s and minions to puff up their distended egos, i'm surmising ... .

Shit! I made it onto a list!

Albeit with the lowest score.

raises a glass to torchy's achievement - such as it is

so...did the butler do it?

nah, the food poisoning

As if leading an army into a battle that you could have won, had you taken the artillery with you, as if not betting enough on the long shot horse that won the race, as if not buying the stock that split and that you were given the tip...you failed to capitalize.

You must capitalize when you begin a sentence.

You are hereby banned from this site.

"Begone with you."

bollocks.

inflated sense of importance, or what?

how's that working out for you other than 'not'?

Actually, Pete, if I can call you that, Saint Peter, Scouries and I have always been buddies.

He even allowed me to host his thread last year, when he went on vacation for two weeks.

Boy, that was fun. Did you know that he has a Olympic sized swimming pool a bar, a dance floor, and an arcade in there? Wow?

Nothing like this thread. This thread doesn't even have anything on the wall. There's no place to even sit. I have to stand here writing all this stuff.

Oh, and he has a second floor to his thread and a rooftop deck. Yeah! Wow!

ooh, Petey, you have a leg humper

Oh now there's an original insult, I'm so cut to the core I may never post again..

say it's not so!

i was born in yorkshire.

does that make you a little puddin'?

You call that sarcasm? My five year old cousin can do it better than you, anytime you need some pointers feel free to ask for help.

pride is a tall cliff to jump off. he'll probably break something. like ... the ground. he's that important, you know.

 

[butters]

he did an amusing look up, look further up, shrink back into seat thing.

i was more scared by the bangers.

aww bless

*groan*

my work here is done.

laters.

he made you groan! he's dine out on that for weeks, you know.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

aww bless





he made you groan! he's dine out on that for weeks, you know.

dine out? me? i'm a right anti-social cunt. not often i dine out; not unless janey's buying the breakfast - or LM when she's across from that godforsaken country she lives in.

 

[blunt_trauma]

dine out to make me groan?

 

[Saint Peter]

It's okay, I'm half English (lol). I just won't tell you which half.

That explains it.