Scouries/GrandPoohBah/DoucheBagarinno

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

The short of it is, that you were cheating the same way as you were accusing others of doing. Oh and by the way, he did win the earth day contest and you didn't so the whining went on incessantly.

How did that story do in the Nude day contest? About as good as most of your others, I'd say.

You again?

You don't have permission to be in this thread.

"Get out!"

"Louie! Throw this bum out, again!"

 

[TxRad]

[size=+2]ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.)[/size]

A.I.R. Summer Loving Contest

The Association would like to kick off the Summer Loving contest by extending an invitation to two LITEROTICA legends to compete in our upcoming contest!

Muffy

Dixie

Yes they’re both old now. Some might even say their best days are behind them.

But they once were among the greats.

So just like many All-Star games have Old Timer games, bringing back yesterdays heroes, why can’t we welcome our oldtimers? Even if they’re in their dotage.

So, on behalf of every member of A.I.R., I would like to invite Dixie and Muffy to enter this wonderful contest.​

Gabrielle L.
President
Association of Independent Readers
Miami Beach, Florida

Hey, Dixie

Now he's sending you invites by way of the AH.

 

[TxRad]

You again?

You don't have permission to be in this thread.

"Get out!"

"Louie! Throw this bum out, again!"

Poor delusional baby.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Poor delusional baby.

Tex, listen, you don't belong here. This thread is not for you. You could get hurt.

Look! There's a big rig coming down the road. Go play in traffic. Hurry.

"Damn! Squished the Hell out of that cowboy hat. Who wants road kill?"

 

[RoryN]

Maybe if I just insert my foot up your ass, while I'm strangling you, you'd understand me better.

That's a pretty gay visual for someone who calls people "faggots".

 

[Luk]

Actually, I am Scouries.

"Got a problem with that...mate?"

Nope, but if I were you, I would.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

That's a pretty gay visual for someone who calls people "faggots".

Hey, it works for me. Wanna give it a try?

"Drop your pants and bend over."

 

[sr71plt]

That's a pretty gay visual for someone who calls people "faggots".

Roger that. Freddie is the classic closet-boy bottom. Limp wrists, whining, and all. The whole nine yards.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Nope, but if I were you, I would.

Call me naive, Luke, but, unless you're a gay guy from Holland, I don't think that's your real last name.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Roger that. Freddie is the classic closet-boy bottom. Limp wrists, whining, and all. The whole nine yards.

Understandably, since 82.4% of all the stories that you've written are gay stories, you'd think that it was "normal" that every guy is gay.

Wrong. Just you.

 

[sr71plt]

Do I sense whiney-boy Freddie squirming yet again? He always does that when anyone points out a truism about him.

Pretty dark in that closet of yours, isn't it Freddie? Keep them defenses up, boy. They're the only thing you've got.

 

[torchthebitch]

Actually, Pete, if I can call you that, Saint Peter, Scouries and I have always been buddies.

He even allowed me to host his thread last year, when he went on vacation for two weeks.

Boy, that was fun. Did you know that he has a Olympic sized swimming pool a bar, a dance floor, and an arcade in there? Wow?

Nothing like this thread. This thread doesn't even have anything on the wall. There's no place to even sit. I have to stand here writing all this stuff.

Oh, and he has a second floor to his thread and a rooftop deck. Yeah! Wow!

Only the one?

 

[torchthebitch]

You again?

You don't have permission to be in this thread.

"Get out!"

"Louie! Throw this bum out, again!"

mojo broken louie ignoring you

just ain't your day.

 

[mark197205]

Thank God!

Can you just keep posting here, 'cause I really love looking at your AV?

I shall do my best for you sweetcheeks.

 

[mark197205]

I'm flattered that they brought out the big guns just to try and combat me. Only, they couldn't.

I embarrassed them all. Why? Because I was on the righteous side. I was defending a friend, albeit a cyber friend.

I figured that the Dixie Chick once worked for Literotica by the date of his start, 1999. It's unbelievable that one of these losers has accumulated more than 190,000 posts. How many posts is that in a day. I cringe to do that math.

He must be an invalid posting from home with a popsicle stick covered in drool dangling from his mouth. So sad. I'll say a prayer, no not that he walks again, but that he stops posting.

"Mark! Come downstairs. You're supper is getting cold!"

"I'll be right down, Ma, right after I make a few thousand more posts."

Can you imagine a 60-year-old man, still living with his mother. Wow.

It scares me to think that you lift a page here on this site and all the cockroaches come crawling out. Eww. Gross. Step on them and I did. I flattened them all.

"Way to go, Freddie."

"Why thank you, Freddie."

"You're welcome, Freddie."

"Freddie don't like cockroaches. Freddie likes writing in the third person."

Then, we have sr71plt and bitchhick trying to get in the fun by pointing fingers at me. Aren't they pathetic? Really, I can't be bothered. I've already kicked their asses all over the boards numerous times. They are just too dumb to go away. I'd be embarrassed, if I were them.

Well, Jim, I'm glad that I was able to give you a hand. Big Louie was a big help, too.

No need to thank me, just invite me to your next party at your thread. And please restore the big, red button. I love that thing, when I depress it and all the dancing woman come out that door. Wow!

Oh now there's an original insult, I'm so cut to the core I may never post again..

 

[RoryN]

"Drop your pants and bend over."

...said the Yankees to the Red Sox.

 

[mark197205]

dear scouries and BFW.

GB'er? moi?

get your facts straight, my lovlies. i belong in the AH as much as either of you two.

i post on the PG more than anywhere else, with the occasional slide into the GB.

why the continual children's games from you blokes?

Likewise, 99% of my posts have been in the PG with the remainder spread around the GB and other boards.

 

[scouries]

15,784

That’s the problem with inviting GBers to a party. Sure you get the good ones like St Peter. But you also get people like this guy. He’s the miss hick of GBland. You can bet they’ll be glad to have him over here. I wonder if we could do deal – we’ll take this clown and 3 other GBers to be named later for two weeks, and they’ll take the pilot and his first team, db, banana boy, miss hick and D.K.MOONMAN for a month.

I will get naughtycakes in here to show us her titties. That will calm the place down.

Praise the fucking St Peter!

How soon will you get her over here?

jrs esq

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Oh now there's an original insult, I'm so cut to the core I may never post again..

I'm sorry, but I had to do it. You were getting so big for your pants that they were becoming undone.

I'll go easy on you the next time, since you're the senstive type.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

...said the Yankees to the Red Sox.

Oh, yeah?!

Wait 'til next year.

And...you're mother!

"You told him, Boss."

"Thanks, Louie. You have to be tough with some people, some times, especially Yankee fans. They only understand a baseball bat to the back of the head."

"Batter up!"

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Likewise, 99% of my posts have been in the PG with the remainder spread around the GB and other boards.

Oh, yeah?!

You started it and your mother wears combat boots.

 

[scouries]

Hey, seeing you GBers are over here now why don't you relax and read a story?

Here's one you mmight like - it's from the scouries classics collection.
It's a 1000+ VOTE CLUB selection.

cover art by sarahhh ​

jim

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

15,784

That’s the problem with inviting GBers to a party. Sure you get the good ones like St Peter. But you also get people like this guy. He’s the miss hick of GBland. You can bet they’ll be glad to have him over here. I wonder if we could do deal – we’ll take this clown and 3 other GBers to be named later for two weeks, and they’ll take the pilot and his first team, db, banana boy, miss hick and D.K.MOONMAN for a month.

I will get naughtycakes in here to show us her titties. That will calm the place down.

Praise the fucking St Peter!

How soon will you get her over here?

jrs esq

I also think we should have a player to be named later and an order of Chinese food.

 

[mark197205]

true, mr applebottom.
i can think of way better insults for you

Cunt always works for him..

 

[RoryN]

Oh, yeah?!

Wait 'til next year.

And...you're mother!

Please explain to us why a self-professed master scribe can't figure out how to use the correct form of "your" in a sentence. Kthx.