Scouries/GrandPoohBah/DoucheBagarinno

[mark197205]

I'm sorry, but I had to do it. You were getting so big for your pants that they were becoming undone.

I'll go easy on you the next time, since you're the senstive type.

Its obvious sarcasm is lost on you.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Its obvious sarcasm is lost on you.

Actually, it was lost on you.

I was being sarcastic.

Sorry it went over your head.

I'll type slower.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Please explain to us why a self-professed master scribe can't figure out how to use the correct form of "your" in a sentence. Kthx.

That's easy.

My fingers are faster than my brain.

I'm a very fast typist. You should see me on a piano keyboard playing the Flight of the Bumble Bee.

"Wanna hear it again?"

 

[scouries]

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naughtycakes?

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[mark197205]

Oh, yeah?!

You started it and your mother wears combat boots.

Are you on drugs? Please, feel free to show me where I started "it".

 

[geronimo_appleby]

no, i only eat southerners.

i was born in yorkshire.

 

[michchick98]

There a big difference from me working on my passion by writing stories and you posting crazy forum posts. And if we counted up all of your alts, Danielle, I dare say that you'd have many times the forum posts that I do.

I write stories because I love to write and you rant because you love to hate.

Never, as I am now, do you ever write a positive post. Never, as I am now, do you ever compliment anyone.

Now, you are a good writer, better than most, why not put all of this negative energy and hate into writing stories?

Have a nice day and may God bless you, after you fall down a flight of stairs and die.

As usual, your reading comprehension is shitty, Freddie. I post plenty of nice posts, just none of them to you.

Such a sad, bitter lonely old man you are, to wish someone dead. Is your life that miserable that you attempt to make others just as miserable? I say attempt because you haven't succeeded in anything more than annoying and making yourself look like a fool.

I'd wish you to have a nice day, but I don't say things I don't mean.

 

[mark197205]

Actually, it was lost on you.

I was being sarcastic.

Sorry it went over your head.

I'll type slower.

You call that sarcasm? My five year old cousin can do it better than you, anytime you need some pointers feel free to ask for help.

 

[RoryN]

That's easy.

My fingers are faster than my brain.

No argument there.

A mornic homophobe from Boston. So that must mean...

Search name: BOSTONFICTIONWRITER
Search terms: "Queer"

http://forum.literotica.com/search.php?searchid=15249356

Result: 21

lol

 

[geronimo_appleby]

The bar is over here. GA brought Pringles. We'll send out for pizza later.

let's get this party started:

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

You call that sarcasm? My five year old cousin can do it better than you, anytime you need some pointers feel free to ask for help.

Now, you're hurting my feelings. You're mean.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

You call that sarcasm? My five year old cousin can do it better than you, anytime you need some pointers feel free to ask for help.

You started it by posting 190,000 times. What are you retarded?

Let me know when you reach a million. I'll give you a prize.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

No argument there.

A mornic homophobe from Boston. So that must mean...

Search name: BOSTONFICTIONWRITER
Search terms: "Queer"

http://forum.literotica.com/search.php?searchid=15249356

Result: 21

lol

And you're proud of this post? Why?

Have you no life that you must research all my posts?

I'll let you know the next time I take a shit and you can wipe my ass. Okay?

Nod your head so that I know you understand English.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

You started it by posting 190,000 times. What are you retarded?

Let me know when you reach a million. I'll give you a prize.

he's a pretty good guy; met him in r/l.

... although, me ... i'm a right cunt ...

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

As usual, your reading comprehension is shitty, Freddie. I post plenty of nice posts, just none of them to you.

Such a sad, bitter lonely old man you are, to wish someone dead. Is your life that miserable that you attempt to make others just as miserable? I say attempt because you haven't succeeded in anything more than annoying and making yourself look like a fool.

I'd wish you to have a nice day, but I don't say things I don't mean.

"I love you! Kisses!

 

[Saint Peter]

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naughtycakes?

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Be patient!

She is cleaning my kitchen.

 

[RoryN]

Dear Laurel / Manu:

Based on posts from "authors" scouries and BOSTONCHICKENWAITER in this thread, I have a name change request for Literotica's Story Feedback forum. Please consider Amateur Hour.

Thanks!
RoryN

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear Laurel / Manu:

Based on posts from "authors" scouries and BOSTONCHICKENWAITER in this thread, I have a name change request for Literotica's Story Feedback forum. Please consider Amateur Hour.

Thanks!
RoryN

I will send Laurel a PM and inform her about your request.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Hey, Dixie

Now he's sending you invites by way of the AH.

I'm so legendary. And junk.

 

[Saint Peter]

I'm so legendary. And junk.

AJ has a cocktail napkin from every dive you have ever played.

 

[mark197205]

You started it by posting 190,000 times. What are you retarded?

Let me know when you reach a million. I'll give you a prize.

A bound edition of all your work? Good, I need something to wipe my arse on.

 

[torchthebitch]

he's a pretty good guy; met him in r/l.

... although, me ... i'm a right cunt ...

In the advance or the retire. 'cos they are in the retire from my point of view

 

[torchthebitch]

AJ has a cocktail napkin from every dive you have ever played.

I suppose it's better than a cocktail onion.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

A bound edition of all your work? Good, I need something to wipe my arse on.

Here I am trying to be a friend and you're acting like an asshole, when I was just about to offer you a dollar for every time you don't post.

Forget it, now. You ruined it and you have no one to blame but yourself.

 

[mark197205]

I suppose it's better than a cocktail onion.

Or a cocktail sausage.