Scouries/GrandPoohBah/DoucheBagarinno

[mark197205]

spoilers? *snerk*

you sounded gen-u-winely amerrykin there, mark

No spoilers..

Like, for sure!

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Why do you talk to me, Pilot? You don't like me and I don't have a GANG. You're a lot older than I ever thought you were if you think there are gangs here.

He admitted in a birthday thread that he was 73-years-old.

 

[mark197205]

Too bad ya gotta leave when the sun goes down.

Unfortunately I had to leave a couple of hours before then.

 

[Saint Peter]

What did I do with my life that I'm here writing erotic stories on a porn board and defending that I am me (lol)?

We can put an end to all of this if you will come to Denver and let Annie sniff your butt.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

To be honest, I don't know how to do a link, but the Poll: Nipples thread is on the same page as this.

Then, go to page 2, post 49, I think.

That's me. It was taken so long ago and someone, probably one of my ex-boyfriends posted it online and someone else got a hold of it and now it's here. Weird.

You can still tell it's me. I haven't changed all that much, just a little bit older. Only, I was so very young in that photo. It seems like a million years ago, when I posed for it.

Susan, is that really you? You never showed me that photo before. Where'd that come from?

It doesn't matter. I know it's you by the freckles. Damn, that's an incredible photo, artistically done. I love it.

 

[sr71plt]

I am sorry whoever posted it breached your trust. You seem very kind. You should come over to the GB.

When she does, she and Freddie will only need one bus ticket. And YoursSINcerely can sit on his/her lap for free.

 

[andtheend]

We can put an end to all of this if you will come to Denver and let Annie sniff your butt.

Okay, sure, I like dogs. Send me a first class ticket.

 

[andtheend]

Susan, is that really you? You never showed me that photo before. Where'd that come from?

It doesn't matter. I know it's you by the freckles. Damn, that's an incredible photo, artistically done. I love it.

Yeah, it's me, alright. I should be angry that it's there. I should be embarrassed, but I'm not.

I like it. It brings back so many good memories.

Only, I wish I still looked like that, but knew what I know now.

I never would have hooked up with you, that's for sure (lol).

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Yeah, it's me, alright. I should be angry that it's there. I should be embarrassed, but I'm not.

I like it. It brings back so many good memories.

Only, I wish I still looked like that, but knew what I know now.

I never would have hooked up with you, that's for sure (lol).

Be nice. Let's not get into that. Not here. I'll PM you later. Okay?

 

[sr71plt]

Poor Freddie. Just can't help himself from lying. I'm 61. Point to the thread where I've said I'm any other age, please. I'll wait right here and hum while you're off doing that.

The funny thing--and I remember that thread--is that it turned out you're older than I am, Freddie--Someone reported in from your Facebook page. And of the two of us who might be embarrassed about our age, I guess there's just you.

 

[sr71plt]

And what, Freddie? Try to fool folks that BFW and andtheend are separate posters by posting two minutes apart? Yeah, well, that's not hard to do, is it?

 

[shabbu]

And what, Freddie? Try to fool folks that BFW and andtheend are separate posters by posting two minutes apart? Yeah, well, that's not hard to do, is it.

sr71plt

 

[YoursSINSerely]

When she does, she and Freddie will only need one bus ticket. And YoursSINcerely can sit on his/her lap for free.

I don't do that stuff for free any more. I gotta get paid. I'm unemployed ya know.

Poor Freddie. Just can't help himself from lying. I'm 61. Point to the thread where I've said I'm any other age, please. I'll wait right here and hum while you're off doing that.

The funny thing--and I remember that thread--is that it turned out you're older than I am, Freddie--Someone reported in from your Facebook page. And of the two of us who might be embarrassed about our age, I guess there's just you.

Sorry to say this, Pilot, but you're an old 61 and you also win the prize for being the oldest on the thread. How do you like that one, grandpa?

 

[Wrong Element]

This is already the fifth most popular thread ever in Story Feedback.

This Scouries person seems like way too much of a self-important twit to waste his sweetness on the desert air of this forum. He and the "Wizard of Literotica" should consider a jump to the GB. I'm getting bored driving up and down the same old strip. We need a new ritual sacrifice.

 

[cloudy]

okay...I was wrong. THIS is the funniest thread ever.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

This is already the fifth most popular thread ever in Story Feedback.

This Scouries person seems like way too much of a self-important twit to waste his sweetness on the desert air of this forum. He and the "Wizard of Literotica" should consider a jump to the GB. I'm getting bored driving up and down the same old strip. We need a new ritual sacrifice.

Must be me they're attracted to.

 

[sr71plt]

Sorry to say this, Pilot, but you're an old 61 and you also win the prize for being the oldest on the thread. How do you like that one, grandpa?

A. You haven't been paying attention to the thread, Yours--or should I say Freddie? Freddie's Facebook page claimed he's older than I am. (For that matter, your own profile indicates you're no spring chicken--pardon the pun on your avatar--either.)

B. Why should I care if I'm the oldest one on the thread?

C. Isn't it silly for you to claim I am from my posts?

Go play with your friends and/or alts.

 

[sr71plt]

This is already the fifth most popular thread ever in Story Feedback.

This Scouries person seems like way too much of a self-important twit to waste his sweetness on the desert air of this forum. He and the "Wizard of Literotica" should consider a jump to the GB. I'm getting bored driving up and down the same old strip. We need a new ritual sacrifice.

You give Scouries too much credit for the thread. He didn't start it or inflame it. And he saw the writing on the wall and left the thread early. In that, he's not as dumb as Freddie is.

But, I think it's a sterling idea for him and Freddie to go over to the GB side--and they can take Sarahh and YoursSINserly and andtheend with them (and probably still do it on just one bus ticket).

 

[driphoney]

I shall do my best for you sweetcheeks.

And as I scanned over pages and pages of posts, I'd have to say your best is quite impressive. Like the rest of you.

 

[torchthebitch]

Well, I gave it my best shot. DCL abandoned ship. Naughtycakes did not post her titties. Then the Brits showed up.


Fuck.

Special relationship.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

This is already the fifth most popular thread ever in Story Feedback.

I am a River to my People.

 

[Saint Peter]

If we can get some naughtycake titties in here we can lock this fucker down.

 

[Sean]

I thought we had some loonies on the GB until I read this thread. The self delusion approaches Ishmaelian levels. Too funny.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I thought we had some loonies on the GB until I read this thread. The self delusion approaches Ishmaelian levels. Too funny.

You come to understand how many babies were deprived of oxygen during birth.

 

[butters]

now now, we shouldn't mock the afflicted