Scouries/GrandPoohBah/DoucheBagarinno

[sr71plt]

Ten bucks says no one makes it through five words of your posts.

No takers from me. I only read as far as "This message is hidden . . ."

 

[Saint Peter]

This is how you photoshop!

Dear thread,

You are fucking welcome.

hugs and kisses,
Pete

 

[scouries]

QUOTE NAUGHTYCAKES
Quote:
Originally Posted by TxRad
Talk about egos. Scouries, she has no idea who you are and could care less. Give the ego a rest.

naughtycakes to bb: You, sir, don't know anything!

BANANA BOY Where are you? Is there any chance that we're going to hear an apology from Texas anytime soon?

jim

 

[TxRad]

QUOTE NAUGHTYCAKES
Quote:
Originally Posted by TxRad
Talk about egos. Scouries, she has no idea who you are and could care less. Give the ego a rest.

naughtycakes to bb: You, sir, don't know anything!

BANANA BOY Where are you? Is there any chance that we're going to hear an apology from Texas anytime soon?

jim

Nope, I'm not going to apologize for you being an idiot. I post from someone does not make a relationship except in your mind as usual.

and while you're at it, please learn to use the quote function. That makes you look even dumber than you are. Uh, never mind, looking dumber is your stock and trade.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Oh, Jim, you know I don't show anybody my scouries tattoo, it's just in such an intimate place, but it's only a token of my admiration for such a man of vision!

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I'm not one to brag about my good looks, my God given writing talent, my communication skills, and my way with people. Truly, I'm a modest man.

Yet, this thread went to shit, once I left.

I'm not one to brag. I'm not the boastful type, but I'd say that I was the life of the party and the reason why so many of you dim wits were drawn to this thread, so much like moths to my bright light.

"Look into my eyes. You are getting sleepy. Sleep, sleep. Now bark like a dog."

I just thought I'd make an appearance because I'd hate to see this thread die a slow death.

If no one posts after my message, then I'll know that I've lost my touch. Yet, if suddenly, this thread comes alive with nit wits and all those posters, who don't have a life, which is why they have tens of thousands of posts, then I'll know that...I'm the man!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

If no one posts after my message, then I'll know that I've lost my touch. Yet, if suddenly, this thread comes alive with nit wits and all those posters, who don't have a life, which is why they have tens of thousands of posts, then I'll know that...I'm the man!

Remember how Hanns used to post "If you use the letter E in your reply to me then it's BECAUSE I MADE YOU!!!!!"

He was a twat, too.

 

[sr71plt]

Looks to me like Freddie wants to throw in the towel and have his nightmare just go away.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

DIM WIT? That avatar is easily fixed, ya know.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Remember how Hanns used to post "If you use the letter E in your reply to me then it's BECAUSE I MADE YOU!!!!!"

He was a twat, too.

You may be confusing Hanns' primitive strategy with LT's more advanced but shopworn "If anyone posts after me then I win the thread!" gambit.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You may be confusing Hanns' primitive strategy with LT's more advanced but shopworn "If anyone posts after me then I win the thread!" gambit.

I simply counter with The Persian Dance Like a Monkey Defense.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

OMG, this is the funniest thread ever!!!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

OMG, this is the funniest thread ever!!!

We haven't even broken out the Silly String yet.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

We haven't even broken out the Silly String yet.

I'm keeping the popcorn handy.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I'm taking names. Don't think for one second that I'm not.

Trust me, you don't want to be on this list.

"Yeah!"

And the list gives immediate urgency to those with the most posts. I know who you are. I know where you live. I know all your dirty, little secrets.

"And you thought you were safe posting here. You thought this was just a fun thread, didn't you? You werre wrong."

You underestimate me and the power of Literotica's Wizard.

Go ahead, taunt me, tease me (with a feather), and make me the fool that you think I am.

It won't be long now when your cock shrivels and you can no longer get it up. It won't be long when your pussy drys up and you never want another man, woman, or animal.

"Oh, that's already happened to you? Well, that's what you get for tangling with me. Best you leave now, before I'm bored with you. You don't want to see my dark side."

 

[TxRad]

I'm keeping the popcorn handy.

Make sure it's the kind with butter this time and not those little Styrofoam peanut things. Half the forum was constipated after that last fiasco.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Make sure it's the kind with butter this time and not those little Styrofoam peanut things. Half the forum was constipated after that last fiasco.

I figured you'd be here posting your dull, dry humor that no one laughs at, not even you. You're hoping to make it to my list, no doubt.

Sorry to disappoint you, Tex, but you're a little fish in this big sea. Best you run along before you get swalowed up and eaten.

You can return to clean up the mess, after the smoke clears. Best you stand back and out of the way. This thread is for professionals and not amateurs.

 

[TxRad]

Sorry Freddie you ain't worth the time.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Sorry Freddie you ain't worth the time.

...and yet, here you are to personally deliver your message that I'm not worth the time.

Go figure.

Apparently, time is what you have plenty to waste, when you freely waste so much of it here posting your nonsensical one liners, most of it old material.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I simply counter with The Persian Dance Like a Monkey Defense.

Solid, and particularly effective against the Nimzo-Indian "Post any more in my thread and you'll be sorry!" counter-attack so popular with novices.

 

[TxRad]

Hold both hands up over your head Freddie. Maybe next time you'll actually catch it.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I'm taking names. Don't think for one second that I'm not.

Trust me, you don't want to be on this list.

"Yeah!"

And the list gives immediate urgency to those with the most posts. I know who you are. I know where you live. I know all your dirty, little secrets.

"And you thought you were safe posting here. You thought this was just a fun thread, didn't you? You werre wrong."

You underestimate me and the power of Literotica's Wizard.

Go ahead, taunt me, tease me (with a feather), and make me the fool that you think I am.

It won't be long now when your cock shrivels and you can no longer get it up. It won't be long when your pussy drys up and you never want another man, woman, or animal.

"Oh, that's already happened to you? Well, that's what you get for tangling with me. Best you leave now, before I'm bored with you. You don't want to see my dark side."

*covers your post with Silly String*

 

[TxRad]

*covers your post with Silly String*

Cue the popcorn.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

*covers your post with Silly String*

You mistake my web for silly string. Delightful. Then, you will be numb to the sting of my words.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

*covers your post with Silly String*

Is it the glow-in-the-dark kind or just envious green?