Scouries/GrandPoohBah/DoucheBagarinno

[Dixon Carter Lee]

now now, we shouldn't mock the afflicted

Yes, we should. And we should do it on television after 30 Rock.

 

[butters]

Yes, we should. And we should do it on television after 30 Rock.

ok. the self-afflicted. and do we get paid, only these stand-up gigs play havoc with my varicose veins?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Scouries has probably been laying on beach all day--the smart one in the group.

 

[Byron In Exile]

You come to understand how many babies were deprived of oxygen during birth.

The world needs Deltas, too.

 

[driphoney]

Wow. Just . . . wow.

I never would have guessed that scouries is Charlie Rangel.

 

[scouries]

37,422

My old friend Cloudy???? nooooooo way! Where the heck have you been?

You’re looking very good. Did you by any chance have a surgical procedure performed on your upper body? Looking good babe!

BTW how’s your English to Indian translation of my #1 story “Daddy”, I Whispered going?

QUOTE wrongway This is already the fifth most popular thread ever in Story Feedback… I just wish this guy spent more time in GBland…

Sorry sir, you’re wrong! It’s the sixth most popular. After the:

1 NIPPLES THREAD – the best thread on LIT
2 the SCOURIES thread – THREADMASTER james r scouries
3 the MOST VOTES thread – sponsored by ScouriesWorld
4 the MOST COMMENT thread – sponsored by ScouriesWorld
5 the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS thread – sponsored by ScouriesWorld

and now the SCOURIES/GRAND HIGH POOBAH thread – about james r scouries

If we can get some naughtycake titties in here we can lock this fucker down.

I just had a conversation with the aforementioned breasts and they’ve promised to drop in this weekend.

57,951

Not this idiot again! This is the third or fourth time he’s tried to share in the scourian limelight.

Write a story man! You’ll never make the big time unless the readers say so.

23,3555

This guy isn’t so bad. At least he does have a little artistic talent.

I like him. You can stay!

james r scouries esq.

 

[mark197205]

And as I scanned over pages and pages of posts, I'd have to say your best is quite impressive. Like the rest of you.

Flatterer!
You need to watch that flattery, it could get you anywhere..

 

[scouries]

Why don't you keep the old boys at home and instead send this sweetie over from GBland...

 

[scouries]

It all began in 1999 when I went looking for a good erotic story on line and couldn't find my dick. So I wrote one and joined Literotica. I found that wank writing was a good exercise between scripts, so I wrote a few more. I had the most popular story on Lit for three years, and got into the Literotica Book. And that was enough. Honestly, how many different synonyms for "cock" are there? I'm too busy now whining --- all the cool things you'll never know a Goddamned thing about -- and I use Lit the way other people smoke. It's something to do. Then scouries outed me … ten times. I wish I was able to write a story again…

The true story is that the QUEEN had enough of his whining and kicked him out of the palace. And with MANU’S bootprint on his ass he fled east… with little KillerMuffin holding his hand.

Sadly both got writers cramp and haven’t been able to write anything longer than a post ever since. Mind you our hero has made over 40 thousand of those…

 

[TxRad]

Poor scouries, he got shamed into putting in an appearance here but he's too late as usual and the party is over.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Poor scouries, he got shamed into putting in an appearance here but he's too late as usual and the party is over.

Now watch me make him hold a fish on his nose.

 

[naughtycakes]

If we can get some naughtycake titties in here we can lock this fucker down.

This is how you photoshop!

 

[great lover]

Viva la tits!

 

[sarahhh]

Why don't you keep the old boys at home and instead send this sweetie over from GBland...

This thread is pretty dang boring except for you posting pics of your fans and BFW steaming the kitten:

 

[great lover]

And naughty cakes posting.

 

[scouries]

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naughtycakes

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bellisimo, ravishing, purrfect, extraordinary...

But why Peter?

What happened to the scouries tat? Surely not foresaken so soon?​

jim

 

[TxRad]

Talk about egos.

Scouries, she has no idea who you are and could care less. Give the ego a rest.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Talk about egos.

Scouries, she has no idea who you are and could care less. Give the ego a rest.

This guy is like a character from an Ed Wood film.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Scouries

In the wise words of Carly Simon, "You're so vain, you prolly think this thread is about you."

Too late, too stupid and too thick skinned to understand.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

 

[scouries]

QUOTE miss ode Scouries, In the wise words of Carly Simon, "You're so vain, you prolly think this thread is about you." Too late, too stupid and too thick skinned to understand.

Christ, now we've got ace’s mother in here giving her 2 cents worth! And who pray tell is Carly Simon?

FYI dear this thread is about scouries, gabby and Dixie.

That dear lady is why it’s called Scouries/GrandPoohBah/DoucheBagarinno.

I certainly wouldn’t have called our friend Dixie a douchebag but this poor GBer has clearly been going through some hard times and has pretty low esteem these days. Ten years since his last story!

And I think this is maybe why poor old Dixie came to StoryFeedback land. He wants feedback on the story he still isn’t able to write!

And who better to help him that LITEROTICA’S #1 AUTHOR? And even the busy sarahhh , LITEROTICA’S FAVORITE AUTHOR, has kindly agreed to pitch in and help. Our master writer from BOSTON has also agreed to help this tortured soul.

And what about the lovely naughtycakes ? This sweet young woman has bared herself in front of all of us, sacrificing her modesty with the hope that her beautiful body will inspire dixie to write again. What a woman!

So if I were you I’d stop complaining (and stop repeating everything ace tells you to say). Instead I’m going to ask you to respect this forum, this forum where people like Dixie come for help. Try to follow the lead of we three great writers, three writers working not just for ourselves but for the longterm good of erotic writing.

james r scouries

 

[butters]

and so, in fantasyland, all publicity's good publicity ... .


anyone for hang gliding? plenty of hot air in the vicinity.

 

[scouries]

QUOTE boy Scouries, she has no idea who you are and could care less. Give the ego a rest.

Well, surprise, surprise, boy is wrong again.

Perhaps you’d like to read the following post the lovely naughtycakes made on the SCOURIES thread back in 2008.

Then you’ll probably want to apologize.

jrs esq

QUOTE [size=+2]naughtycakes[/size] posted on the scouries thread in 2008 Sir, you must be mistaken, as Jim is a well-respected writer and celebrity in the South Beach arts scene. I suggest you cease and desist your misinformed, nay, scurrulous accusations. No need to redecorate, as I'm sure Jim will be back soon and will not take kindly to any of your modifications. Good day to you.

*Icey stare*

Oh, my dear Jim, how you make my little head swell!

Though it's true that no woman can compare to my intelligence, beauty, sexyness, wit, erudition, briliant poetry, musical prowess, artistic talents and skillz in the sack, you can't hold it against them! It's just not fair to expect them to live up to such high standards

I, too, wish I were in Spain with you, drinking Rioja with the matadors and rubbing elbows with the creme of Madrid, but alas, I cannot set foot in Europe after that little scrape with Serge and Interpol, at least not until Felipe clears all that up for me.

Suffice to say I miss you and wish you well! Eat lots of tapas for me and say hello to Beatriz!

Besitos, Jode!

naughtycakes

What a girl!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Ten bucks says no one makes it through five words of your posts.

 

[naughtycakes]

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bellisimo, ravishing, purrfect, extraordinary...

But why Peter?

What happened to the scouries tat? Surely not foresaken so soon?​

jim

Oh, Jim, you know I don't show anybody my scouries tattoo, it's just in such an intimate place, but it's only a token of my admiration for such a man of vision!

Talk about egos.

Scouries, she has no idea who you are and could care less. Give the ego a rest.

You, sir, don't know anything!