Secret Crush Service and Matchmaking Support

[MindYaBitness]

Haha, I was almost sure it was a dude, but you know what, you might be right

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I think I have some weird setting on my phone because gifs don’t seem to play and I get a lot of broken image links when you post

 

[MandaPandaa]

@MandaPandaa said no, thanks and she was forever heartbroken

Oh, idk. I think they just need to make a new profile and they'll be right back...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I think I have some weird setting on my phone because gifs don’t seem to play and I get a lot of broken image links when you post

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh, idk. I think they just need to make a new profile and they'll be right back...

Looking forward to it!

 

[Bry1313]

Oh, idk. I think they just need to make a new profile and they'll be right back...

a catfish’s job is never done

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

a catfish’s job is never done

Until their alt tells you that they died of cancer

 

[Bry1313]

Until their alt tells you that they died of cancer

Luckily that was before my Playground time

 

[MindYaBitness]

Luckily that was before my Playground time

Me too, it sounded really bad for the playgrounders who lived it

 

[MandaPandaa]

a catfish’s job is never done

They better eat their Wheaties! It's such hard work!

 

[MindYaBitness]

They better eat their Wheaties! It's such hard work!

How do you think they go about chewing g the Wheaties w/o teeth

 

[Bry1313]

How do you think they go about chewing g the Wheaties w/o teeth

Swallow it whole. Look at that mouth, it doesn’t need to chew.

 

[MandaPandaa]

How do you think they go about chewing g the Wheaties w/o teeth

Swallow it whole. Look at that mouth, it doesn’t need to chew.

Obviously it soaks in water so it gets soft enough for them to just swallow...

 

[MindYaBitness]

Obviously it soaks in water so it gets soft enough for them to just swallow...

"Can they swallow Wheaties?" shall heretofore be my code question for "ya think s/he's a catfish?"

 

[MandaPandaa]

"Can they swallow Wheaties?" shall heretofore be my code question for "ya think s/he's a catfish?"

Omg I can't wait for you to actually use it!

 

[Bry1313]

I spied a wheaties swallower the other day in the Full Frontal thread. So ready to use that line.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I spied a wheaties swallower the other day in the Full Frontal thread. So ready to use that line.

Anyone who finds a Catfish should be inducted into the sacred order of the Knights of Wheaties, and given a golden spoon & crystal sugar shaker.

 

[Wriggle]

Anyone who finds a Catfish should be inducted into the sacred order of the Knights of Wheaties, and given a golden spoon & crystal sugar shaker.

Am I the First Knight of Wheaties?

 

[Grant55]

I can’t understand why SexyAruna! disappeared from this thread

Apparently, there goal is not to be a..

But then again...it wasn't my goal either.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

5 pages and I assume no actual good matches? What are you even doing Bry

 

[TotallyNotTaegul]

Until their alt tells you that they died of cancer

Not gonna lie...I'm absolutely shocked that I'm still alive. I really thought I would have driven off a cliff by now or something...

Tee hee hee
TNT

 

[Bry1313]

5 pages and I assume no actual good matches? What are you even doing Bry

I think @crazychemgirl should be our poop friend.

 

[Wriggle]

5 pages and I assume no actual good matches? What are you even doing Bry

MandaPanda pulled.

It didn't work out.

 

[Bry1313]

@default24 you've got a crush out there, and it’s a good one, you lucky, lucky dog.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@default24 you've got a crush out there, and it’s a good one, you lucky, lucky dog.

@deefalttwunnyfor maybe?