Secret Crush Service and Matchmaking Support

[DannieB]

How’s the matchmaking going? Any happy matches?

Do you like poop? Or are you a catfish?

Because it depends.

 

[Noor]

Do you like poop? Or are you a catfish?

Because it depends.

Unfortunately neither. I did like chocolate and silly men, but currently off those.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Do you like poop? Or are you a catfish?

Because it depends.

I enjoy being able to poop regularly... is that a deal breaker Dannie????

 

[TXRafe]

I enjoy being able to poop regularly... is that a deal breaker Dannie????

i mean...tmi...kinda...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

So, this is a thing?! I don’t judge, but I’m glad you take it to the woods

Sounds like you're judging

 

[DannieB]

I enjoy being able to poop regularly... is that a deal breaker Dannie????

Poop all you want! It’s healthy to go on the regular. But no catfishes

 

[DannieB]

Sounds like you're judging

I would never!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Poop all you want! It’s healthy to go on the regular. But no catfishes

you know me well enough by now!

no catfishing

only pooping

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

i mean...tmi...kinda...

I would never!

you know me well enough by now!

no catfishing

only pooping

Everybody poops. It's even a book!

 

[DannieB]

Everybody poops. It's even a book!

Of course it is! Nobody can ever go poo in private, especially us moms

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Of course it is! Nobody can ever go poo in private, especially us moms

So I've heard. My dog won't let me go alone though, and it's weird.

 

[TXRafe]

Everybody poops. It's even a book!

i was taught women dont poop and im happy to continue with my ignorance

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

i was taught women dont poop and im happy to continue with my ignorance

good luck with that!

There was one time.... oh shit, I won't tell that story

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

i was taught women dont poop and im happy to continue with my ignorance

I've got bad news for you

 

[DannieB]

i was taught women dont poop and im happy to continue with my ignorance

My dad always said he didn’t know women farted until he got married. Have fun with that

 

[Taegul]

Well, this thread certainly went to shit. Literally.

 

[Bry1313]

Well, this thread certainly went to shit. Literally.

We don’t need your judgement

 

[lavendersilk]

What are your interests: Golfing.

Why is no one talking about this? Fascinating sport.

 

[Wriggle]

Why is no one talking about this? Fascinating sport.

You'd never be satisfied with a hole in one.

 

[lavendersilk]

You'd never be satisfied with a hole in one.

I could go for a double eagle right about now...

 

[Wriggle]

I could go for a double eagle right about now...

May I suggest a 3 wood?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why is no one talking about this? Fascinating sport.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Why is no one talking about this? Fascinating sport.

Golf… turn it on and I’m instantly napping.
I don’t think that works for these purposes

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Man, you come into see if any secret crushes have been revealed or matchmaking has begun, and then you read through multiple poop posts I'm certain those talks are very necessary for Bry to get his services done just right though

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Golf… turn it on and I’m instantly napping.
I don’t think that works for these purposes

Literally the least interesting thing I can think of to talk about.


Unless it’s mini golf. Mini golf rules,