Secret Crush Service and Matchmaking Support

Ok, we have a gent throwing his hat into the ring, if this looks interesting ladies and germs, do let me know.


I'm a man who is seeking a woman.
My interests are rock climbing, mountain biking and anything else that involves being
outside.
Non negotiables: Want someone who is fun and friendly and someone who doesn't ghost randomly.
6.5 inches
Probably a dragonfly
Once a day
During the Australian nightime hours.
I send nudes but do not expect them.
Not expected.
Nothing specific.

I'm looking for something casual/a flirty friend.
 
And a second gent is hoping for a Lit Love Connection. Again, no charge to any clients, how this look everyone?



Gender: Male (AMAB)
Seeking: Female/Femme-leaning
Interests: Writing, reading, teaching, playing games (VG and TT), playing RPGs, hiking, martial arts, animals, arts and music, plus more
Non-negotiables: I do want someone who I could go more than just online with someday. Also, I have a strong interest in body mods that I’m pursuing in real life starting this year. I want someone who accepts that and embraces it about me. Big, big bonus if they want to join me, but I want someone who will encourage me.
Dick size: 7” long, 2” wide
Animal: Grizzly bear
Talk Often: At least daily
Available Often: Varies during school year, but almost always available after 6pm EST
Nudes: We can work up to exchanging nudes; I’m not opposed
Boning: I want it in real life eventually, if that trust is created and valid
Fetish/Kink: Bondage, shibari, stigmatophilia, body mods, lingerie, fetishwear, roleplay, TPE, age gaps, ageplay

Looking for: A flirty friend or a lit spouse
 
And finally, we have a lovely lady tossing her scarf into the ring. This one’s a good one and since she doesn’t want a poop friend, I guess I can’t say I have the perfect polycule for her, but this one’s a catch


What is your gender: Female.

What gender(s) do you seek: Male and Female.

What are your interests: Golfing.

What are your non-negotiables: No poop talk please.

How big are your boobs: Just right.

If you were an animal, what would you be: A sexy one.

How often would you like to communicate with your crush: Multiple times a day everyday.

When are you free to chat with your crush: See above.

Do you send or expect nudes: Yes.

Is boning expected to be a part of your crush experience: Yes.

Any fetishes or kinks you want to explore: No poop stuff.

Are you looking for a lit spouse, something casual or a flirty friend: Yes.
 
And finally, we have a lovely lady tossing her scarf into the ring. This one’s a good one and since she doesn’t want a poop friend, I guess I can’t say I have the perfect polycule for her, but this one’s a catch


What is your gender: F*****

What gender(s) do you seek: Male and F*****

What are your interests: Golfing.

What are your non-negotiables: No poop talk please.

How big are your boobs: Just right.

If you were an animal, what would you be: A sexy one.

How often would you like to communicate with your crush: Multiple times a day everyday.

When are you free to chat with your crush: See above.

Do you send or expect nudes: Yes.

Is boning expected to be a part of your crush experience: Yes.

Any fetishes or kinks you want to explore: No poop stuff.


Are you looking for a lit spouse, something casual or a flirty friend: Yes.
Oh geez. You fucked up now. You mentioned the f word twice. Get ready for the onslaught.

Don't worry. There's boobs and butts later. Plus a legendary status.
 
And finally, we have a lovely lady tossing her scarf into the ring. This one’s a good one and since she doesn’t want a poop friend, I guess I can’t say I have the perfect polycule for her, but this one’s a catch


What is your gender: Female.

What gender(s) do you seek: Male and Female.

What are your interests: Golfing.

What are your non-negotiables: No poop talk please.

How big are your boobs: Just right.

If you were an animal, what would you be: A sexy one.

How often would you like to communicate with your crush: Multiple times a day everyday.

When are you free to chat with your crush: See above.

Do you send or expect nudes: Yes.

Is boning expected to be a part of your crush experience: Yes.

Any fetishes or kinks you want to explore: No poop stuff.


Are you looking for a lit spouse, something casual or a flirty friend: Yes.
Point of clarification…does no poop stuff (fully support this ban) mean no anal?

Asking for everyone :D
 
And finally, we have a lovely lady tossing her scarf into the ring. This one’s a good one and since she doesn’t want a poop friend, I guess I can’t say I have the perfect polycule for her, but this one’s a catch


What is your gender: Female.

What gender(s) do you seek: Male and Female.

What are your interests: Golfing.

What are your non-negotiables: No poop talk please.

How big are your boobs: Just right.

If you were an animal, what would you be: A sexy one.

How often would you like to communicate with your crush: Multiple times a day everyday.

When are you free to chat with your crush: See above.

Do you send or expect nudes: Yes.

Is boning expected to be a part of your crush experience: Yes.

Any fetishes or kinks you want to explore: No poop stuff.


Are you looking for a lit spouse, something casual or a flirty friend: Yes.
Isn't poop just upside-down boob?

poop
boob

Looks mirrored to me...
 
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