Self-objectification

[followmenow6969]

I want you everywhere at once.

My wife and I can cover a lot of territory together....

 

[Shadow701]

I want you everywhere at once.

Great to see a new pic!

 

[EndlessNameless]

I want you everywhere at once.

I intend to indulge you, but it's kind of hard being everywhere at once, right? But rest assured, I'll be everywhere.

 

[EctoJohn]

I want you everywhere at once.

You can have me everywhere!

 

[bullus]

I want you everywhere at once.

Certified gorgeous!

 

[Tenenbaum]

I want you everywhere at once.

Beautiful photo.

 

[boo56]

I want you everywhere at once.

And thank you!

 

[kaneemis]

I want you everywhere at once.

Please and THANK YOU!

Glad to see you back.

 

[followmenow6969]

Bump.....

 

[daus42]

I want you everywhere at once.

That includes your mind too of course!!!!

 

[MrRetro]

I want you everywhere at once.

Sweet, beautiful lips...

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Time to post photos! Whhyyy? Because I'm sick at home and this is the most free time I've had in months. Silver linings folks, silver linings.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I want to have dreams about you.

Hope you feel better soon.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

I want to have dreams about you.

Hope you feel better soon.

I'm going to keep you. Hope that's agreeable.

 

[EndlessNameless]

Time to post photos! Whhyyy? Because I'm sick at home and this is the most free time I've had in months. Silver linings folks, silver linings.

*gassssp* Look who it is! And you decide to grace us with your beautiful bum as well. Oh, you.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I'm going to keep you. Hope that's agreeable.

The bruises I give you won't be from fighting you off.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

*gassssp* Look who it is! And you decide to grace us with your beautiful bum as well. Oh, you.

It's me, it's me! And my bum. Missed you too.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

The bruises I give you won't be from fighting you off.

I certainly hope not. Consent is sexy. So are sex bruises.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I certainly hope not. Consent is sexy. So are sex bruises.

And so are you.


That was too easy to just pass up.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

And so are you.


That was too easy to just pass up.

Silver tongued devil.

Why don't we flirt more often? We should. That should be a thing.

 

[EndlessNameless]

It's me, it's me! And my bum. Missed you too.

*gives your bum a light spank* I just posted some pics. You better go find them. It's only right to be mutual pervs. Or something like that. *ahem*

Anyway, it's good to see you again even if it is for a fleeting moment.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

*gives your bum a light spank* I just posted some pics. You better go find them. It's only right to be mutual pervs. Or something like that. *ahem*

Anyway, it's good to see you again even if it is for a fleeting moment.

Oooooh mutual pervs, you say? Why, yes, I think I'd be rather good at that.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Silver tongued devil.

Why don't we flirt more often? We should. That should be a thing.

Because life is cruel and cold. But you... I'll flirt with you. Always.

Or I'll just make you soup and pet your head.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Because life is cruel and cold. But you... I'll flirt with you. Always.

Or I'll just make you soup and pet your head.

Soup and head pets can double as flirting, I'm pretty sure.

SPEAKING of cruel and cold! I dragged myself to the grocery store yesterday to get orange juice and then could NOT twist off the top once I got home. The top will not budge. Orange juice is the only thing I've wanted for the past 48 hours. Fuck you, universe.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Soup and head pets can double as flirting, I'm pretty sure.

SPEAKING of cruel and cold! I dragged myself to the grocery store yesterday to get orange juice and then could NOT twist off the top once I got home. The top will not budge. Orange juice is the only thing I've wanted for the past 48 hours. Fuck you, universe.

Let's find out!


Big lid on the bottle, or small? If it's at least smallish, and you have a pair of kitchen sheers, use that loopy looking place with the teeth on the inside of the scissors to unscrew the cap. If that makes any sense.