Self-objectification

k_m_d_ · Mar 20, 2014

Get an 'Ove Glove'. Not only does it serve it's intended purpose of getting hot things out of the oven, the rubber texture makes it perfect for getting off difficult lids.

If only you knew somebody in the area with one...

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theapproachingcurve · Mar 20, 2014

Scuttle Buttin' said:
Let's find out!

Big lid on the bottle, or small? If it's at least smallish, and you have a pair of kitchen sheers, use that loopy looking place with the teeth on the inside of the scissors to unscrew the cap. If that makes any sense.

It's a big lid. Trust me, I pulled out my tool box and assessed the situation. (Once I picked myself up off the floor and dried my tears, of course.) Tomorrow will feature a friend with big biceps. Hulk smash.

EndlessNameless · Mar 20, 2014

theapproachingcurve said:
Oooooh mutual pervs, you say? Why, yes, I think I'd be rather good at that.

I'm quite good at this mutual thing. Perving, teasing, etc. We seem to be a rather good match. :devil:

theapproachingcurve · Mar 20, 2014

k_m_d_ said:
Get an 'Ove Glove'. Not only does it serve it's intended purpose of getting hot things out of the oven, the rubber texture makes it perfect for getting off difficult lids.

If only you knew somebody in the area with one....

Ye of little faith, I tried that as well.

theapproachingcurve · Mar 20, 2014

EndlessNameless said:
I'm quite good at this mutual thing. Perving, teasing, etc. We seem to be a rather good match.

Until your sense of sarcasm comes out to play and then it all goes to shit.

Scuttle Buttin' · Mar 20, 2014

theapproachingcurve said:
It's a big lid. Trust me, I pulled out my tool box and assessed the situation. (Once I picked myself up off the floor and dried my tears, of course.) Tomorrow will feature a friend with big biceps. Hulk smash.

Ice pic and hammer on the top of the lid?

Claw, not MC.

You can't drink this?

theapproachingcurve · Mar 20, 2014

Scuttle Buttin' said:
Ice pic and hammer on the top of the lid?

Claw, not MC.

You can't drink this?

Hah. Thank you for that.

I have a hammer and a saw, but no ice pick. Fret not, I shall be victorious!

EndlessNameless · Mar 20, 2014

theapproachingcurve said:
Until your sense of sarcasm comes out to play and then it all goes to shit.

I am a sarcastic ass, no doubt about it; but when I get serious I don't play. Well, um, you know, play as in not joking around but playing in, um, playing...sexually...and stuff...WHERE THE HELL AM I GOING WITH THIS!?!?! *huff huff huff*

There's some late night random humor for you. Enjoy.

Err, if it was even humorous...*quickly scurries away*

Scuttle Buttin' · Mar 20, 2014

theapproachingcurve said:
Hah. Thank you for that.

I have a hammer and a saw, but no ice pick. Fret not, I shall be victorious!

I have a weakness for bad puns.

Phillips head screw driver!

And then make a screw driver. Bam.

k_m_d_ · Mar 20, 2014

No love from the Ove Glove?

theapproachingcurve · Mar 20, 2014

EndlessNameless said:
I am a sarcastic ass, no doubt about it; but when I get serious I don't play. Well, um, you know, play as in not joking around but playing in, um, playing...sexually...and stuff...WHERE THE HELL AM I GOING WITH THIS!?!?! *huff huff huff*

There's some late night random humor for you. Enjoy. Err, if it was even humorous...*quickly scurries away*

..and stuff. :kiss:

I, myself, enjoy a good laugh mid coitus. Food for thought.

Scuttle Buttin' said:
I have a weakness for bad puns.

Phillips head screw driver!

And then make a screw driver. Bam.

I'll handle the OJ. You handle the vodka. Boom.

k_m_d_ said:
No love from the Ove Glove?

None whatsoever. Most prudish inanimate object ever.

Scuttle Buttin' · Mar 20, 2014

theapproachingcurve said:
I'll handle the OJ. You handle the vodka. Boom.

I don't know. I have a bottle in my fridge I can actually open. You'd just be like a juice tease.

A crop tease.

cf23430 · Mar 20, 2014

as always....truly sexy pics of a lovely sexy lady...thanks for sharing

theapproachingcurve · Mar 20, 2014

Scuttle Buttin' said:
I don't know. I have a bottle in my fridge I can actually open. You'd just be like a juice tease.

A crop tease.

Well now you're just showing off. FINE. I'll bring the vodka! And the teasing. Prepare thyself.

theapproachingcurve · Mar 20, 2014

cf23430 said:
as always....truly sexy pics of a lovely sexy lady...thanks for sharing

Cheers!

Scuttle Buttin' · Mar 20, 2014

theapproachingcurve said:
Well now you're just showing off. FINE. I'll bring the vodka! And the teasing. Prepare thyself.

If I'm not going to show off for you, then who for?

And the teasing? I don't think you'll be thy he only one bringing a basketful of that along.

Exactly how much fits in a basket, I have no idea.

Tyreal123 · Mar 20, 2014

No butts about it, that first picture is cheeky and dangerous!

Oh, to have been outside that window

theapproachingcurve · Mar 20, 2014

Scuttle Buttin' said:
If I'm not going to show off for you, then who for?

And the teasing? I don't think you'll be thy he only one bringing a basketful of that along.

Exactly how much fits in a basket, I have no idea.

Verily, we're about to find out.

Speaking of containers! I presently have a rather large cardboard box that my couch arrived in. Are we going to turn it into an epic box fort or what?

k_m_d_ · Mar 20, 2014

Love gloves are decidedly unsexy, I guess it's no surprise Ove Gloves are the same.

theapproachingcurve · Mar 20, 2014

Tyreal123 said:
No butts about it, that first picture is cheeky and dangerous!

Oh, to have been outside that window

My neighbors get to see, and hear, all sorts of things. I'm sure they appreciate it.

Tyreal123 · Mar 20, 2014

theapproachingcurve said:
My neighbors get to see, and hear, all sorts of things. I'm sure they appreciate it.

I think that is a safe assumption to make.

Unless you live next to cantankerous old people.

Do you live next to cantankerous old people?

theapproachingcurve · Mar 20, 2014

k_m_d_ said:
Love gloves are decidedly unsexy, I guess it's no surprise Ove Gloves are the same.

What! You're saying you wouldn't walk around with me using one of these?! I'm crushed.

theapproachingcurve · Mar 20, 2014

Tyreal123 said:
I think that is a safe assumption to make.

Unless you live next to cantankerous old people.

Do you live next to cantankerous old people?

Possibly. I mean, there are a lot of people in the building next to mine. Though, one of them plays the ukelele which means they're all good in my book. Cool by association.

EndlessNameless · Mar 20, 2014

theapproachingcurve said:
..and stuff. I, myself, enjoy a good laugh mid coitus. Food for thought.

Dare I say you are preparing me for our romantic time together? Oh, you. :heart:

*looks at your av again* I. want. that. ass. Your body is incredible, you know that?

theapproachingcurve · Mar 20, 2014

EndlessNameless said:
Dare I say you are preparing me for our romantic time together? Oh, you. *looks at your av again* I. want. that. ass. Your body is incredible, you know that?

I could see how one would draw that conclusion, yes.

D'awww shucks. Thanks! Good genes and fairy dust.

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