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theapproachingcurve said:
I could see how one would draw that conclusion, yes. ;)

D'awww shucks. Thanks! Good genes and fairy dust.
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Fairy dust!? :eek: You should be careful. That stuff is dangerous. Next thing you know you'll be on top of a building naked and jump off it because you thought you had a fairy wings. I...kind of did that once. :eek:

I need to remind myself to perv over the previous pics in this thread. I love your smooth skin from head to toe. Such soft, sensual curves. You better believe I would spend ample time caressing them gently and touching them the way they deserved to be touched. :kiss:
 
EndlessNameless said:
Fairy dust!? :eek: You should be careful. That stuff is dangerous. Next thing you know you'll be on top of a building naked and jump off it because you thought you had a fairy wings. I...kind of did that once. :eek:

I need to remind myself to perv over the previous pics in this thread. I love your smooth skin from head to toe. Such soft, sensual curves. You better believe I would spend ample time caressing them gently and touching them the way they deserved to be touched. :kiss:
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Well that escalated quickly. And by kind of does that mean you did.. because that's a story worth sharing. ;)

I sometimes keep the index updated. So, ya know, there's that. Orrr you could come VISIT! I'm sure it'll be spring in the next few months. Maybe. :kiss:
 
theapproachingcurve said:
Possibly. I mean, there are a lot of people in the building next to mine. Though, one of them plays the ukelele which means they're all good in my book. Cool by association.
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I am pretty sure that is a legal doctrine.

This is very official.

Maybe you should do a ukelele striptease?
 
theapproachingcurve said:
Soup and head pets can double as flirting, I'm pretty sure.

SPEAKING of cruel and cold! I dragged myself to the grocery store yesterday to get orange juice and then could NOT twist off the top once I got home. The top will not budge. Orange juice is the only thing I've wanted for the past 48 hours. Fuck you, universe.
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Run HOT water over the lid. I assume its metal? This will cause the lid to expand. Dry and the ove glove should finish the job


Or buy OJ that Comes with plastic. All of mine does
 
crashD said:
Run HOT water over the lid. I assume its metal? This will cause the lid to expand. Dry and the ove glove should finish the job


Or buy OJ that Comes with plastic. All of mine does
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It's plastic. It's a conundrum. It'll be manhandled into submission tomorrow.
 
theapproachingcurve said:
Little do you know that you'll be joining me. Ukelele striptease dance off!
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This sounds most excellent. We should take it on tour.

Right after I end up ravaging you due to the juices that a strip dance off gets flowing (Now THAT would make a good movie premise... ukelele strip dance matches... to the death?)
 
theapproachingcurve said:
Well that escalated quickly. And by kind of does that mean you did.. because that's a story worth sharing. ;)

I sometimes keep the index updated. So, ya know, there's that. Orrr you could come VISIT! I'm sure it'll be spring in the next few months. Maybe. :kiss:
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Well, I kind of made all of it up. :eek: But once I got high and tried to move the clouds with my mind. Does that count? :rolleyes: You can't blame a guy for trying some Matrix shit.

Oh yeah, that too. But there's this nifty little paper clip icon that shows all the attachments on a thread. ;) That is, if you uploaded them via Lit and not outside links. But enough about that. As soon as the warm weather gets here, let me know. I'll be there in no time. I live in the dirty south and it's not even warm here yet. :( We had some nice weather last week but it's been cold again lately. Bah.
 
Tyreal123 said:
This sounds most excellent. We should take it on tour.

Right after I end up ravaging you due to the juices that a strip dance off gets flowing (Now THAT would make a good movie premise... ukelele strip dance matches... to the death?)
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Death by fucking? Wait. What?

I mean, there are worse ways to go..
 
theapproachingcurve said:
Death by fucking? Wait. What?

I mean, there are worse ways to go..
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It's T.V., sadly everything must be brought to its logical conclusion.

God help us if Michael Bay gets his hands on it. Every shake of the hips would cause a car in the background to explode.
 
muddafugga said:
Won't happen again!
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Hah. Welcome to the thread, new friend!

k_m_d_ said:
Buried under my sense of self-preservation?
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Along with your enthusiasm for dancing. :rolleyes:

EndlessNameless said:
Well, I kind of made all of it up. :eek: But once I got high and tried to move the clouds with my mind. Does that count? :rolleyes: You can't blame a guy for trying some Matrix shit.

Oh yeah, that too. But there's this nifty little paper clip icon that shows all the attachments on a thread. ;) That is, if you uploaded them via Lit and not outside links. But enough about that. As soon as the warm weather gets here, let me know. I'll be there in no time. I live in the dirty south and it's not even warm here yet. :( We had some nice weather last week but it's been cold again lately. Bah.
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I don't need to be high to try to move clouds with my mind. It's fine. Spoons, though. Tricky little bastards.

Cold, eh? I have a feeling we have different understandings of that term.
 
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