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Self-objectification

Glad to be here. And if you were in Hawaii, your cold weather would be a bone chilling 68. It's super hot when it hit 87...
 
Tyreal123 said:
It's T.V., sadly everything must be brought to its logical conclusion.

God help us if Michael Bay gets his hands on it. Every shake of the hips would cause a car in the background to explode.
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Shakira Shakiraaaaa!

crashD said:
Hot water should work on plastic. Get the pop up lid kind

Why do you need a condom to drink OJ?
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Oh.. dear. Conundrum. Not condom. But I'm sure at some point, in the history of sex, someone has had an intense craving for OJ in the middle of their fuck fest. Whilst using a condom.

Scuttle Buttin' said:
One just likes to be clear about these things. The important stuff.
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Back pedaling. :rolleyes:
 
k_m_d_ said:
"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."

One of these days, my unwillingness to dance will save my life. You wait and see.
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Bruises won't stop me! Huzzah!

I'm inclined to disagree with you.

muddafugga said:
Glad to be here. And if you were in Hawaii, your cold weather would be a bone chilling 68. It's super hot when it hit 87...
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68! Glorious! Balmy! Yes, please!
 
theapproachingcurve said:
I don't need to be high to try to move clouds with my mind. It's fine. Spoons, though. Tricky little bastards.

Cold, eh? I have a feeling we have different understandings of that term.
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Indeed. Tricky little bastards. No matter how hard you strain, no matter how intensely you stare at them, they refuse to bend! GRRRRRRR!! HULK!! BEND!! To hell with mind powers. They can be bent with muscle. That'll show them!

Why yes, I'm afraid we do. However, I will argue that cold is cold! Especially when we had those stretch of weeks being in the 20s or so. But you see, your cold is not my cold. I have to work in a building with no heating other than propane heaters so the cold is much more annoying when not indoors. I would get Hulk to smash the cold but I don't think that'll work.

And with regret I must inform that I must part ways and go to sleep. But fear not for I will be sleeping nude! There's a sexy little image to remember me by. Or...something...I dunno. Whatever. Come join me and be my pillow. A snuggly, soft pillow. :heart:
 
theapproachingcurve said:
It shall be the imprint of a ukelele. *Nods.*
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It is agreed *nods*

Hrm. This suddenly feels very official. Need something to liven it up...

Maybe you could do an irish jig while unclothed? To study the physics of your curves during it, of course. All for science.
 
Scuttle Buttin' said:
You misspelled paddling.
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Shit. Right you are.

EndlessNameless said:
Indeed. Tricky little bastards. No matter how hard you strain, no matter how intensely you stare at them, they refuse to bend! GRRRRRRR!! HULK!! BEND!! To hell with mind powers. They can be bent with muscle. That'll show them!

Why yes, I'm afraid we do. However, I will argue that cold is cold! Especially when we had those stretch of weeks being in the 20s or so. But you see, your cold is not my cold. I have to work in a building with no heating other than propane heaters so the cold is much more annoying when not indoors. I would get Hulk to smash the cold but I don't think that'll work.

And with regret I must inform that I must part ways and go to sleep. But fear not for I will be sleeping nude! There's a sexy little image to remember me by. Or...something...I dunno. Whatever. Come join me and be my pillow. A snuggly, soft pillow. :heart:
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In the 20s or so. You precious lil softies. Get a space heater!

Sleep well and sweet dreams, nekkid man. :kiss:
 
Tyreal123 said:
It is agreed *nods*

Hrm. This suddenly feels very official. Need something to liven it up...

Maybe you could do an irish jig while unclothed? To study the physics of your curves during it, of course. All for science.
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While I am partially Irish, my curves did not come from that side of the family. That being said, jigs are not done in the nude. Making delicious food, however, that can totally be done in the nude.
 
theapproachingcurve said:
While I am partially Irish, my curves did not come from that side of the family. That being said, jigs are not done in the nude. Making delicious food, however, that can totally be done in the nude.
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Depends on the kind of food. Anything to do with frying is quite dangerous. However, if you do get any injuries, I would be amenable to kissing them better :p

KMD, I approve of your approval. Very good sir.
 
Tyreal123 said:
Depends on the kind of food. Anything to do with frying is quite dangerous. However, if you do get any injuries, I would be amenable to kissing them better :p

KMD, I approve of your approval. Very good sir.
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This isn't my first rodeo, sweet cheeks. ;)
 
Tyreal123 said:
Good. However, unlike an actual rodeo, I intend to ride you for longer than 8 seconds :devil:
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Phew. I mean, I thought that went without saying, but I'm glad we got that cleared up!

I make no apologies for how my hips behave whilst being ridden. I'm sure you'll be able to handle it.
 
theapproachingcurve said:
Phew. I mean, I thought that went without saying, but I'm glad we got that cleared up!

I make no apologies for how my hips behave whilst being ridden. I'm sure you'll be able to handle it.
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Try and buck me off all you want, I'll just ride all the harder.

Those aforementioned bruises may just happen ;)
 
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