Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

No, that was my first thought as well.

Great minds

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[vagrantx]

I dare one of you

Not even remotely brave enough, but some times I put googly eyes on my hummingbird. Always cheers me up

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[UnquietDreams]

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"Apply juice?"

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not even remotely brave enough, but some times I put googly eyes on my hummingbird. Always cheers me up

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I absolutely love you

 

[crazychemgirl]

"Apply juice?"

I know… but it was too funny I ignored it.

But also … it’s kind of adorable

 

[UnquietDreams]

Not even remotely brave enough, but some times I put googly eyes on my hummingbird. Always cheers me up

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Oh, how I love you...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I know… but it was too funny I ignored it.

But also … it’s kind of adorable

If they were going for appley juice or something, I think they are too young for alcohol anyway.

 

[LupineOne]

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Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha

All I can think of is the early scene in DP:
*points gun*
“I will shoot your fucking cat!”
“I…I don’t know what you’re talking about, I don’t have a cat!”
“Then whose kitty litter did I just shit in?”

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Wand3rlust]

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Slightly sinister.

 

[vagrantx]

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Fun fact! Jack o' lanterns used to be carved out of turnips, before pumpkins!

They're absolutely horrific

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[UnquietDreams]

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My kid is training to be a firefighter, so we end up at a lot of first responder demonstrations. We were watching the K-9 unit spot drugs in the empty box and ignoring the one with the drugs in it. I got death glares from half a dozen cops for yelling out "this is not inspiring confidence..."

 

[Wand3rlust]

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What voice does yours' use?

Mine sometimes sounds like Janice from Friends.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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I got my kid a Barbie Dreamhouse on Christmas. Matel had to produce a video to build it because the instructions don't make sense.

 

[UnquietDreams]

What voice does yours' use?

Mine sometimes sounds like Janice from Friends.

Vocaroo, please? Please?

 

[vagrantx]

Vocaroo, please? Please?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fun fact! Jack o' lanterns used to be carved out of turnips, before pumpkins!

They're absolutely horrific

Being horrific was the point.

 

[lavendersilk]

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Because Peter Griffin is in that picture, I hear his voice.

What voice does yours' use?

Mine sometimes sounds like Janice from Friends.

If I know the person, I hear their's. If I don't? Morgan Freeman.

 

[UnquietDreams]

What voice does yours' use?

Mine sometimes sounds like Janice from Friends.

Mine sounds like me, but way cooler.