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I mean, I don't hate pumpkin pie itself, though for me it's only a carrier for whipped cream and that's the only purpose it serves.

But the quest to make pumpkin spice everything, I'll pass.
Yep. I’ll never understand this borderline mania for pumpkin spice everything as soon as the end of August rolls around.
The blends for the stuff it actually works in are unbalanced at best, the products themselves use cheap ingredients that don’t taste all that good, and then they go ninety steps too far and put it in things that fall spices do absolutely nothing for whatever product they’re in (e.g. cold cereals).
Get the fuck out of here.
Just get a decent recipe, buy a few spices, and make up your own blend in 5 minutes. Anything you make with it, from coffee to pumpkin pie, will be cheaper and better than anything “pumpkin spice” you buy in a store.
 
Yep. I’ll never understand this borderline mania for pumpkin spice everything as soon as the end of August rolls around.
The blends for the stuff it actually works in are unbalanced at best, the products themselves use cheap ingredients that don’t taste all that good, and then they go ninety steps too far and put it in things that fall spices do absolutely nothing for whatever product they’re in (e.g. cold cereals).
Get the fuck out of here.
Just get a decent recipe, buy a few spices, and make up your own blend in 5 minutes. Anything you make with it, from coffee to pumpkin pie, will be cheaper and better than anything “pumpkin spice” you buy in a store.
I was on board until you suggested making it at all. Lol
 
Yep. I’ll never understand this borderline mania for pumpkin spice everything as soon as the end of August rolls around.
The blends for the stuff it actually works in are unbalanced at best, the products themselves use cheap ingredients that don’t taste all that good, and then they go ninety steps too far and put it in things that fall spices do absolutely nothing for whatever product they’re in (e.g. cold cereals).
Get the fuck out of here.
Just get a decent recipe, buy a few spices, and make up your own blend in 5 minutes. Anything you make with it, from coffee to pumpkin pie, will be cheaper and better than anything “pumpkin spice” you buy in a store.
Omg....jerk chicken could be rebranded Flaming Hot Pumpkin Spiced Chicken!!
 
Yep. I’ll never understand this borderline mania for pumpkin spice everything as soon as the end of August rolls around.
The blends for the stuff it actually works in are unbalanced at best, the products themselves use cheap ingredients that don’t taste all that good, and then they go ninety steps too far and put it in things that fall spices do absolutely nothing for whatever product they’re in (e.g. cold cereals).
Get the fuck out of here.
Just get a decent recipe, buy a few spices, and make up your own blend in 5 minutes. Anything you make with it, from coffee to pumpkin pie, will be cheaper and better than anything “pumpkin spice” you buy in a store.

Yep, now the Mint craze going into Christmas I can get behind.

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I do like mint better 🤣
All influenced by basic white bitches who keep saying they love coffee when really they love dessert.....but are smart enough to rebrand give up on life pants and winter slippers as fashion wear
 
Eh...you love what you love. If you don't like it, don't buy it. If it isn't popular, it will go away.
I won't be buying, or consuming any pumpkin spice anything even though fall is my favorite time of year.

I did think it was funny when I realized my neighbor who always puts up fun, festive stuff on his house for whatever season, has a bunch of skeletons crawling around the yard and up his house... but.... it's just September. So... I guess Halloween has moved beyond just a month for celebration into two months?

Cool!!!!!
 
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I won't be buying, or consuming any pumpkin spice anything even though fall is my favorite time of year.

I did think it was funny when I realized my neighbor who always puts of fun, festive use for whatever season, has a bunch of skeletons crawling around the yard and up his house... but.... it's just September. So... I guess Halloween has moved beyond just a month for celebration into two months?

Cool!!!!!
https://voca.ro/14TSBzhA1hus
 
Gang! Flip a coin, here are your horoscopes for monday:

Heads: Watch out for a man named Steven who will be ahead of you in every line you're in and doesn't know how stores work.

Tails: You're looking hot. Everyone knows it. Well done to you.

Coin just hangs in the air and doesn't land: fetch the priest
 
Gang! Flip a coin, here are your horoscopes for monday:

Heads: Watch out for a man named Steven who will be ahead of you in every line you're in and doesn't know how stores work.

Tails: You're looking hot. Everyone knows it. Well done to you.

Coin just hangs in the air and doesn't land: fetch the priest
As I flipped the coin, the window shattered and a massive black raven flew through into my room and grabbed the coin before it could reach the top of the arc. It landed on my bookshelf, by the big, black, leather-bound book I bought at the estate sale last night -- the one I have been unable to pick the lock on so I have not yet opened it. The raven screeched at me, like a massive crow with laryngitis, then flew back out the open window, but raked a talon across the back of my left hand as it exited. The bleeding, while slow, won't stop.

So I am thinking it was the "Steve" one, right?
 
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