Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

Fresh herbs and spices for marinaded and grilled pork tonight

 

[Wand3rlust]

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If I win the lottery

Gimme the what3words.

 

[Wand3rlust]

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True facts.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Gang! Flip a coin, here are your horoscopes for monday:

Heads: Watch out for a man named Steven who will be ahead of you in every line you're in and doesn't know how stores work.

Tails: You're looking hot. Everyone knows it. Well done to you.

Coin just hangs in the air and doesn't land: fetch the priest

Look.
Take coin.
Turn left

Am I doing this right?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Gimme the what3words.

 

[UnquietDreams]

True facts.

I am trying to not take that personally. Very hard.





Nope, failing.

Fine, can I at least be the one on the top left?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Look.
Take coin.
Turn left

Am I doing this right?

Yes, of course you are.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I am trying to not take that personally. Very hard.





Nope, failing.

Fine, can I at least be the one on the top left?

Didn't mean here ya donut.

Some people are SO sensitive

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It’s so good!!!


I allegedly have terrible taste in music.. and probably movies and tv shows. I try not to be snobby to others cuz you like what you like.

Even Secretary.

@OrdinaryPerson @Bry1313

Let us have the one thing of 5 we agree on

 

[positiveflirt]

As I flipped the coin, the window shattered and a massive black raven flew through into my room and grabbed the coin before it could reach the top of the arc. It landed on my bookshelf, by the big, black, leather-bound book I bought at the estate sale last night -- the one I have been unable to pick the lock on so I have not yet opened it. The raven screeched at me, like a massive crow with laryngitis, then flew back out the open window, but raked a talon across the back of my left hand as it exited. The bleeding, while slow, won't stop.

So I am thinking it was the "Steve" one, right?

Jesus. That's tomorrow's. How are you doing this?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Didn't mean here ya donut.

Some people are SO sensitive

Oh, what kind of donut am I? Not a plain one, I hope. That would be boring. And not something ridiculous, like from Voodoo donuts and the like. Though we have a place here that serves a maple bar with a shot of whiskey, and that sounds about right.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Jesus. That's tomorrow's. How are you doing this?

Damn, I was just hoping to avoid Steve.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Jesus. That's tomorrow's. How are you doing this?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Damn, I was just hoping to avoid Steve.

 

[Bry1313]

Let us have the one thing of 5 we agree on

Can’t she be happy we agree on something?

 

[UnquietDreams]

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If I win the lottery

This would be me. "Well, I was going to do yard work, but I just started a new book..."

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fresh herbs and spices for marinaded and grilled pork tonight
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I love fresh rosemary. Smells so good.

 

[BrendaBear]

I love fresh rosemary. Smells so good.

Well, you know that love grows where my Rosemary goes. And nobody knows like me.

 

[LupineOne]

I love fresh rosemary. Smells so good.

Fresh garlic and toasted fennel and black pepper too. So good.

 

[37_ttej]

As I flipped the coin, the window shattered and a massive black raven flew through into my room and grabbed the coin before it could reach the top of the arc. It landed on my bookshelf, by the big, black, leather-bound book I bought at the estate sale last night -- the one I have been unable to pick the lock on so I have not yet opened it. The raven screeched at me, like a massive crow with laryngitis, then flew back out the open window, but raked a talon across the back of my left hand as it exited. The bleeding, while slow, won't stop.

So I am thinking it was the "Steve" one, right?

You forget the part where the raven quoth, “Nevermore!”

 

[37_ttej]

Fresh herbs and spices for marinaded and grilled pork tonight
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*sigh*

You know you spend too much time on Lit when ‘marinading the pork’ immediately sounds like a euphemism and you picture the mortar as a dildo.
The rosemary though, I ain’t into that kinky shit.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I survived Monday!!!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I survived Monday!!!

Congratulations

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Taegul]

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I wish hungry only made up 9% of my day. Even if it's specifically just food we're talking about.