Sex & Shenanigans

[Qky75]

Because the unripe baby aubergine looks like little eggs

Unripe baby humans look like shrimp

You don't hear me asking for embryo scampi do you?!?!?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Unripe baby humans look like shrimp

You don't hear me asking for embryo scampi do you?!?!?

Not out loud, no.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Sometimes I'll click on this thread and everything on the page will make some kind of sense.
This is not one of those times.

 

[Wand3rlust]

It’s like a rutabaga. Only very different.

Is that your safe word?

 

[BrendaBear]

Unripe baby humans look like shrimp

You don't hear me asking for embryo scampi do you?!?!?

Well… there was that one time… but, you may have been a bit… well… you were feeling no pain, so….

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is that your safe word?

No, actually that was mine.

 

[Wand3rlust]

No, actually that was mine.

*adds to file*

 

[BrendaBear]

No, actually that was mine.

So your safe word is “mine”?

Wow.

 

[vagrantx]

Don't ask me how we got eggplant from aubergine

It's not too strange, is it? Considering what they look like before they ripen

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's not too strange, is it? Considering what they look like before they ripen

What the what?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Well this sucks. I really don’t have time for this shit.

Sorry I hope it is a light case

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

It's not too strange, is it? Considering what they look like before they ripen

No, I'm sorry, that's actually the famed Wisconsin omelet tree..

 

[Whiskeyjack]

It's not too strange, is it? Considering what they look like before they ripen

This picture hurts my brain.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is that your safe word?

mine is snufalufagus.

 

[vagrantx]

What the what?

In the butt?

 

[crazychemgirl]

In the butt?

Hopefully not … it doesn’t have a flared base.


Do we we need to revisit the butt is a vacuum PSA?

 

[UnquietDreams]

What the what?

Invasion of the Chicken Snatchers

 

[vagrantx]

Hopefully not … it doesn’t have a flared base.


Do we we need to revisit the butt is a vacuum PSA?

That's okay. Boofing aubergine is actually more efficient than eating them - as they digest they bypass the liver and go straight into the bloodstream!

Instant nutrition.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is that your safe word?

Do I have a safe word?!?! Shit, I should figure that out.

 

[hotoldrguy]

That's okay. Boofing aubergine is actually more efficient than eating them - as they digest they bypass the liver and go straight into the bloodstream!

Instant nutrition.

I would never have thought of that....

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hopefully not … it doesn’t have a flared base.


Do we we need to revisit the butt is a vacuum PSA?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok … what organ in the body do you most associate with …,

Besides sex organs.

 

[lavendersilk]

Ok … what organ in the body do you most associate with …,

Besides sex organs.

Tonsil. The left one.

 

[Wand3rlust]

mine is snufalufagus.

Mr?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Mr?

Could snufalufagus be a miss?