Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Although I hide that well. If I do say so myself.

I’ve often said this about you.

To myself.

 

[LupineOne]

I really hate when people say shit about me that isn’t true …, it’s so hard to be the bigger person.

I’ve simply stopped caring. Those that are important, care enough not to, and those who do, don’t matter.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Although I hide that well. If I do say so myself.

I would've never guessed you're anything but modest

 

[Wand3rlust]

I would've never guessed you're anything but modest

I know right?

I'm, like, the humblest wonderful person you've ever met.

Sometimes, I wish I was you, able to just enjoy me......

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I know right?

I'm, like, the humblest wonderful person you've ever met.

Sometimes, I wish I was you, able to just enjoy me......

Thank god we are the same people

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Yeah, pretty mild symptoms but since wife is on chemo figured I’d better get tested. She tested negative at home. Wtf

Fingers crossed for you she stays negative. The isolating is the worst. But more time to hang out with us.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Thank god we are the same people

You've never been more relieved .....

 

[MindYaBitness]

I really hate when people say shit about me that isn’t true …, it’s so hard to be the bigger person.

I'm sorry, I'll stop talking about your fine ass

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I've been putting off a phone call I was dreading for 3 days. I just made it, it took 45 seconds, and it was relatively painless.
Now I'm already dreading the next phone call I have to make and it'll probably go just the same.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I've been putting off a phone call I was dreading for 3 days. I just made it, it took 45 seconds, and it was relatively painless.
Now I'm already dreading the next phone call I have to make and it'll probably go just the same.

I hate that. Hate the fear.

That has immobilised me for days sometimes. And 99.9% of the time. It is painless.

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm sorry, I'll stop talking about your fine ass

...can we still talk about yours?

 

[Qky75]

...can we still talk about yours?

Or yours

 

[MindYaBitness]

...can we still talk about yours?

Sure, but save it for later this week when I post something white in chaos

 

[MedicalMuse]

For @MedicalMuse ’s sake, maybe we should

Always. Flanged toys. You did not fall on that wine bottle. Or the coke bottle. Or my favorite— golf tee. Wtf.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Always. Flanged toys. You did not fall on that wine bottle. Or the coke bottle. Or my favorite— golf tee. Wtf.

Golf tee???? It's so tiny, what's the point?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Golf tee???? It's so tiny, what's the point?

I still don’t have any idea. Maybe it was part of something bigger? He was unable to explain himself. And his wife couldn’t stop laughing.

 

[Amanda330]

Sure, but save it for later this week when I post something white in chaos

But, like, do we get to see the outtakes? Asking for me.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I still don’t have any idea. Maybe it was part of something bigger? He was unable to explain himself. And his wife couldn’t stop laughing.

Was she teeing off from his butt?

 

[MindYaBitness]

But, like, do we get to see the outtakes? Asking for me.

Lol, outtakes get deleated, but options I'll share in book club, how's that?

 

[Amanda330]

Lol, outtakes get deleated, but options I'll share in book club, how's that?

Totally works for me! Haha. And really, that's what I meant. I do not share outtakes either. I had a very hard time that week in chaos. Haha

 

[BrendaBear]

Always. Flanged toys. You did not fall on that wine bottle. Or the coke bottle. Or my favorite— golf tee. Wtf.

Golf tee???? It's so tiny, what's the point?

That is exactly what I was thinking… why bother?

I still don’t have any idea. Maybe it was part of something bigger? He was unable to explain himself. And his wife couldn’t stop laughing.

A bunch of drunken golfers sitting around the clubhouse after playing 18… “Hey, I bet Steve isn’t man enough to shove this right up his own ass!”…

Just a theory…

 

[BrendaBear]

Was she teeing off from his butt?

Oh look! I hole in one!

Spankings with ping pong paddles? Hell no! I’m using a 9 iron!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Always. Flanged toys. You did not fall on that wine bottle. Or the coke bottle. Or my favorite— golf tee. Wtf.

My dad was a paramedic for 37 years. Door knob was always his favorite story,

 

[Amanda330]

My dad was a paramedic for 37 years. Door knob was always his favorite story,

That just sounds painful... Not to yuck anyone's yum... for doorknobs, of course.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That just sounds painful... Not to yuck anyone's yum... Of doorknobs, of course.

I’m not judging no one. But according to him it was still on the door and they had to detach it before transport. So I’ll judge that bit of stupidity.