Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Proof that I have the sense of humour of a 12yo boy



At least I’m not alone… @MindYaBitness

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sleep it off, you'll be fine

I haven’t been sleeping well past couple nights.

Keep waking up at midnight.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I haven’t been sleeping well past couple nights.

Keep waking up at midnight.

Try some brains, I hear it helps with collagen regrowth

 

[UnquietDreams]

I only like cinnamon or peppermint teas when it is cold outside. Currently I've been drinking a cup of this at night with honey and a splash of half and half.

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For some reason I read "probiotics" as "proboscis."

 

[UnquietDreams]

I think I might be sick guys … what do you think??

Cuppa should take care of that.

 

[vagrantx]

I only like cinnamon or peppermint teas when it is cold outside. Currently I've been drinking a cup of this at night with honey and a splash of half and half.

Not a huge fan of chamomille, I want strong hot aggresive flavoured tea! Pu'erh, oolongs, gingers, brewed until the spoon stands upright i'm happy you found something that speaks to you - but what is half and half?

Google tells me "Half and half is the name of various beverages and foods made of an equal-parts mixture of two substances, including dairy products, alcoholic beverages, and soft drinks."

Having a bit of an irish tea at night are we?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Cuppa should take care of that.

Did you become British when I wasn’t paying attention?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Try some brains, I hear it helps with collagen regrowth

There was a show called Sliders, a science fiction where they ended up in an alternate reality every show. One had an interesting take on the zombie genre. In that world there had been a weight loss drug that eventually had the side effect of destroying the body's ability to store fat, so the "zombies" were driven mad and had to consume human body fat.

 

[crazychemgirl]

There was a show called Sliders, a science fiction where they ended up in an alternate reality every show. One had an interesting take on the zombie genre. In that world there had been a weight loss drug that eventually had the side effect of destroying the body'd ability to store fat, so the "zombies" were driven mad and had to consume human body fat.

Such a great show … very underrated

 

[lavendersilk]

Not a huge fan of chamomille, I want strong hot aggresive flavoured tea! Pu'erh, oolongs, gingers, brewed until the spoon stands upright i'm happy you found something that speaks to you - but what is half and half?

Google tells me "Half and half is the name of various beverages and foods made of an equal-parts mixture of two substances, including dairy products, alcoholic beverages, and soft drinks."

Having a bit of an irish tea at night are we?

Half "whole"(4%) milk and half "cream"(8%?). Lol, I can't do full cream because my stomach gets upset but half and half no problem.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Did you become British when I wasn’t paying attention?

I have bad influences in my life.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Such a great show … very underrated

I loved it. New rules every world.

 

[vagrantx]

Half "whole"(4%) milk and half "cream"(8%?). Lol, I can't do full cream because my stomach gets upset but half and half no problem.

8%!? In tea? Is this some american thing? Swedish milk comes in 0,5%, 1,5%, and 3% fat. Then we have whip cream at like 16%. I don't think I've ever seen anything in the ranges inbetween those

 

[lavendersilk]

8%!? In tea? Is this some american thing? Swedish milk comes in 0,5%, 1,5%, and 3% fat. Then we have whip cream at like 16%. I don't think I've ever seen anything in the ranges inbetween those

I think half and half would be 6% milk fat? Something like that. I only put about a tablespoon. But, I am weird. Putting milk in tea is a British thing I think. Correct me if I'm wrong anyone please. Lol

2%, 1% or FatFree milk is healthier and more popular now. But when I was a kid whole(4%) was used allllll the time.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think half and half would be 6% milk fat? Something like that. I only put about a tablespoon. But, I am weird. Putting milk in tea is a British thing I think. Correct me if I'm wrong anyone please. Lol

2%, 1% or FatFree milk is healthier and more popular now. But when I was a kid whole(4%) was used allllll the time.

We drinks 2% milk when I was a kid … my mum drank skim milk (which I think is 1%) and the kids would get in trouble if we drank her milk.

Now I drink oat milk and oat creamer. It’s yummers.

 

[vagrantx]

I think half and half would be 6% milk fat? Something like that. I only put about a tablespoon. But, I am weird. Putting milk in tea is a British thing I think. Correct me if I'm wrong anyone please. Lol

Oh nothing weird about using milk in tea - it's how I first struck up a friendship with Enby I was just surprised you had such heavy milk over there. Even 3% is too heavy for me to drink, I only use it for cooking.

 

[hotoldrguy]

For some reason I read "probiotics" as "proboscis."

 

[LupineOne]

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Yes and no. I agree with the majority of this, but the “I’m not owed anything because I’m a decent human being” bit…be careful.
If I’m nice to you, it’s because

1. You deserve it because you’re a human being. Period.
And
2. I like you, and I think you’re worth my time.

I am owed not being treated like an asshole right off the bat because you feel triggered.
That’s on you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes and no. I agree with the majority of this, but the “I’m not owed anything because I’m a decent human being” bit…be careful.
If I’m nice to you, it’s because

1. You deserve it because you’re a human being. Period.
And
2. I like you, and I think you’re worth my time.

I am owed not being treated like an asshole right off the bat because you feel triggered.
That’s on you.

Totally … I feel like, if a guy is nice to me.. that’s just basic human decency to be kind.

and there are women out there who utilize the nice men in exchange for things and lead them on.. which is not ok.

And I’ve also experienced men who have expected romantic feelings from me when I was just being friendly … which was not ok.
***edit on this last point … it’s ok for someone to have non-reciprocal feelings … like, not everyone I like will like me back. But if I’ve indicated that I am not interested in anything but friendship and then to continue to be sexual / romantic towards me is not ok.

 

[BrendaBear]

Yes and no. I agree with the majority of this, but the “I’m not owed anything because I’m a decent human being” bit…be careful.
If I’m nice to you, it’s because

1. You deserve it because you’re a human being. Period.
And
2. I like you, and I think you’re worth my time.

I am owed not being treated like an asshole right off the bat because you feel triggered.
That’s on you.

 

[BrendaBear]

Totally … I feel like, if a guy is nice to me.. that’s just basic human decency to be kind.

and there are women out there who utilize the nice men in exchange for things and lead them on.. which is not ok.

And I’ve also experienced men who have expected romantic feelings from me when I was just being friendly … which was not ok.

Yeah! All that too!!!!

 

[DaringFunGuy]

Men who can ready signals is a super power. Problem is that is seems to ebb and flow kinda like a streak. Sometimes I feel like I’m focused in and can’t lose. Other times I’m so wrong which can be bad and turns super man into super creep

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

There was a show called Sliders, a science fiction where they ended up in an alternate reality every show. One had an interesting take on the zombie genre. In that world there had been a weight loss drug that eventually had the side effect of destroying the body's ability to store fat, so the "zombies" were driven mad and had to consume human body fat.

I remember this show! It was fun stuff. I remember having a huge crush on Kari Wuhrer.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I would suggest that all of us owe kindness to anyone who is nice to us, even if that kindness is to politely decline niceties that exceed what is reasonable for the relationship.

If a stranger holds the door for you, say thank you.

If a friend brings a coffee, do the same.

But if the gift or gesture makes you uncomfortable, let the other know it is either not expected or not appropriate.

And for God’s sake guys (and girls) read the room. Over the top gifts or favors shouldn’t gain you romantic favor. And if they do, you’re in for a world of hurt.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I would suggest that all of us owe kindness to anyone who is nice to us, even if that kindness is to politely decline niceties that exceed what is reasonable for the relationship.

If a stranger holds the door for you, say thank you.

If a friend brings a coffee, do the same.

But if the gift or gesture makes you uncomfortable, let the other know it is either not expected or not appropriate.

And for God’s sake guys (and girls) read the room. Over the top gifts or favors shouldn’t gain you romantic favor. And if they do, you’re in for a world of hurt.

Hey … how’s your dick today.


Clearly I can’t read the room.