Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Pop a what now?

A seat next to me

 

[crazychemgirl]

This makes me wanna grab pitchforks...

With dildos on the end?


Oh … that might be a different kind of movie.

 

[SWR101]

Wait … are you talking about me?

whatever do you mean?

 

[Wand3rlust]

A seat next to me

Yes please.

 

[BrendaBear]

Wait … are you talking about me?

Why did I hear that in my head like… in De Niro’s voice?

 

[crazychemgirl]

whatever do you mean?

Should I be insulted or flattered …. I’m unsure.

 

[DaringFunGuy]

I've always liked you.

I didn’t even know you knew who I was!!

 

[vagrantx]

Yeah says Ms “Sexy big boobed Xenomorph”…

mmmmm spiky boobs...

 

[SWR101]

Should I be insulted or flattered …. I’m unsure.

I was specifically talking about the sexy xenomorph picture you posted about an hour ago…

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was specifically talking about the sexy xenomorph picture you posted about an hour ago…

Ohhhhh hahahahahahahahahaha

I thought you were calling me that.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean, it isn't. But don't let me stop you.

It is the Beef Wellington of reclaimed animal parts on a stick.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Anyone who answers corndog has never had some nice polish sausage.

Like kielbasa

Well, it was between hot dog and corn dog. There are many excellent sausages outside of the "high processed pork, chicken, and beef leftover parts" family.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I like meat.

 

[SWR101]

Ohhhhh hahahahahahahahahaha

I thought you were calling me that.

If I did it would be with only the utmost flattery behind it

 

[vagrantx]

Well, it was between hot dog and corn dog. There are many excellent sausages outside of the "high processed pork, chicken, and beef leftover parts" family.

Yes but as stated a little bit further down I thought hot dogs were just any sausage in buns

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes but as stated a little bit further down I thought hot dogs were just any sausage in buns

I read that as sausage in butts

 

[BrendaBear]

If I did it would be with only the utmost flattery behind it

 

[Wand3rlust]

We call hot dogs - frankfurters - any other sausage is just a sausage in a roll. Not to be confused with a sausage roll.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yes but as stated a little bit further down I thought hot dogs were just any sausage in buns

Ah, catching up. Understandable. Hotdogs are their own style, with the same spice profile as bologna.

 

[vagrantx]

bologna

I'm not doing this again.

I'm off to bed! Night all you lovely weirdos

 

[UnquietDreams]

Batter rarely improves anything.

Except fish.

And fanny's. (That's English for pussy, and fanny batter is slang for a wet pussy - quite a gross slang, and I'm not proud of myself. But it made me laugh)

And if we can't amuse ourselves, what even is the point?

 

[crazychemgirl]

If I did it would be with only the utmost flattery behind it

Oh you flatter me so … my spoon almost fell off

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm not doing this again.

I'm off to bed! Night all you lovely weirdos

Night cutie tush

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh you flatter me so … my spoon almost fell off

What?? He’s trying to get to see you…. Spoonless???

The nerve!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Never had a deep fried banana split?

I've had Mexican fried ice cream, but not a banana split. (Also, I'm allergic to bananas, but still, I like the idea).