Sex & Shenanigans

[Wand3rlust]

So there's me.. @crazychemgirl , @UnquietDreams ..

Ok which one of you 2 is half wearing lingerie and dancing in one heel?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I hear to get a good sample you gotta jam that swab Waaaaaaaay up there. Like you’re tickling your brain

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So there's me.. @crazychemgirl , @UnquietDreams ..

Ok which one of you 2 is half wearing lingerie and dancing in one heel?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wait…we’re the positive ones? I thought that was only in movies

I'm a romantic. I tend towards positive.



And doom.

 

[37_ttej]

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I like my frankenfurters frankfurters with sauerkraut and mustard.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I like my frankenfurters frankfurters with sauerkraut and mustard.

That’s the worst euphemism this week.

 

[BrendaBear]

That’s the worst euphemism this week.

So you are saying that is what is weak, this week?

 

[Qky75]

I hear to get a good sample you gotta jam that swab Waaaaaaaay up there. Like you’re tickling your brain

just what are you jabbing up into my brain sailor?

 

[37_ttej]

That’s the worst euphemism this week.

A guy can’t like sausages and buns?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

just what are you jabbing up into my brain sailor?

Oh I’ve never heard of a brain sailor before! Thats sounds cool af.

Ahoy mateys!

 

[DaringFunGuy]

That’s the worst euphemism this week.

Does anyone wanna deep fry my banana?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So you are saying that is what is weak, this week?

I don’t get it.

 

[Qky75]

Oh I’ve never heard of a brain sailor before! Thats sounds cool af.

Ahoy mateys!

just what are you jabbing up into my brain BIG FUCKING COMMA OK sailor?

 

[37_ttej]

Does anyone wanna deep fry my banana?

Sounds like you’re up for some hootin’ tootin’ fruitin’ rootin’

 

[Wand3rlust]

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don’t get it.

Oh, neither do I, Monkey. Neither do I...

 

[BrendaBear]

@Qky75 … what do big commas like to fuck?

 

[Wand3rlust]

@Qky75 … what do big commas like to fuck?

Semi colons.

;

 

[UnquietDreams]

@Qky75 … what do big commas like to fuck?

Colons?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@Qky75 … what do big commas like to fuck?

Brain sailors

 

[Qky75]

@Qky75 … what do big commas like to fuck?

cmere bish and I'll show ya

 

[Qky75]

Colons?

thats what they say but only works out in porn

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Does anyone wanna deep fry my banana?

It wasn’t a challenge!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Semi colons.

;

Only half the time...

 

[BrendaBear]

cmere bish and I'll show ya

Are you like.. one of those comma chameleons?