Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Haha I didn't know when to stop. I did debate carrying on.

I did a second one. My first was a little to much on the nose.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What once was funny is now an impossibly difficult cheat code to orgasm?

Screw the Konami code it’s like unlocking Akuma!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm sitting at my desk, working away... (checking Lit every so often too)... and then I see through my window... one of my six month old kittens walking on my roof.

She only started going outside about 2 weeks ago... now she's figured out how to get on the roof. Great.

This is the same little girl who disappeared the first day she got out through the doggie door... and I found her about 15 feet up in a palm tree, using the cut off fronds (?) as a little deck. She's going to be the death of me.

At least she’s warning you what you’re in for.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I did a second one. My first was a little to much on the nose.

So now we need to know....

 

[Wriggle]

I did a second one. My first was a little to much on the nose.

I, too, like it on my nose.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I have just one kink and it's a good idea to get the giggles out and then go back and see how much it will cost.

 

[BrendaBear]

I have one kink and it’s a good thing I don’t have any friends.

I have one kink and it’s not even close to being my favorite thing to do in the house and I’m not even sure what it is.


Sorry…. i had to see if it would elaborate for me….

And this is too funny to me…

 

[__Nathan1968]

Wait, wait... has no on one mentioned the delicious joy of a twice baked potato?!?!

Or a hasselbeck potato? (Oops, shoulda scrolled up)

 

[__Nathan1968]

It's bizarre to call all fizzy drinks by one generic name...

Otherwise how do they know what you want at all?

'Do you want a soda?'.

No. I fucking hate soda water. Be specific.

But before they were available in bottles and cans, flavored, carbonated drinks were served at a soda fountain. The soda jerk mixed the soda water with whatever flavor syrup you wanted. So it would be reasonable to say you wanted a soda and then be asked what kind.

 

[UnquietDreams]

So now we need to know....

Fine....

"I have one kink and it's you."

Had to stop there.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But before they were available in bottles and cans, flavored, carbonated drinks were served at a soda fountain. The soda jerk mixed the soda water with whatever flavor syrup you wanted. So it would be reasonable to say you wanted a soda and then be asked what kind.

Gee Willikers!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Fine....

"I have one kink and it's you."

Had to stop there.

I mean. I barely know you. But.

It's understandable. What can you do?

 

[hotoldrguy]

I think they taste bad and have a bad consistency. Honestly though, there’s a good chance I’ve only had poorly prepared scalloped potatoes, but still.

they are ghastly when prepared incorrectly but tasty if done right

 

[PSO77]

I've enjoyed my stay on Literotica. It's been interesting and eye opening and lots of fun. It's been nice to be able to write again although I think I fizzled out. However, I did enjoy chatting with some of the people on here and learning about their fantasies.

 

[UnquietDreams]

But before they were available in bottles and cans, flavored, carbonated drinks were served at a soda fountain. The soda jerk mixed the soda water with whatever flavor syrup you wanted. So it would be reasonable to say you wanted a soda and then be asked what kind.

And then we would yell " 22 skidoo! Because '23' hadn't been invented yet. And a nickel could get you into a Nickelodeon, which where called that because they charged you an odian to get it, which was what we called a nickel back then...

 

[Wand3rlust]

And then we would yell " 22 skidoo! Because '23' hadn't been invented yet. And a nickel could get you into a Nickelodeon, which where called that because they charged you an odian to get it, which was what we called a nickel back then...

I can read all the words but I don't understand.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I can read all the words but I don't understand.

Forget it @Wand3rlust , it’s a Simpsons joke

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean. I barely know you. But.

It's understandable. What can you do?

I know, which is why I was so embarrassed. But when my phone tells me you are my one kink, who am I to argue? No one, that's who.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Forget it @Wand3rlust , it’s a Simpsons joke

I have heard of them. Wallis, yes?

 

[Tessinwales]

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If I win the lottery

Same thing happens to an unused pussy. By the way, what is the re-qualifying time for virginity? Asking for a friend.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have heard of them. Wallis, yes?

I have no idea what you’re on about

 

[__Nathan1968]

Forget it @Wand3rlust , it’s a Simpsons joke

Close.

 

[__Nathan1968]

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Gee Willikers!

Each time you’ve posted this, I couldn’t help but think of this and giggle.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Each time you’ve posted this, I couldn’t help but think of this and giggle.

I’ve never seen this before and it’s my new favorite thing ever!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Also I’m a little concerned at how often penguins and jizz have come up in conversations recently. I’m not sure if it’s a trend… a new zeitgeist of some sort…potentially concerning.