Sex & Shenanigans

[__Nathan1968]

I’ve never seen this before and it’s my new favorite thing ever!

This goes way back. 30 years I’d guess.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So now we need to know....

What the what?

 

[__Nathan1968]

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I have one kink and it’s not even close to being the worst thing I’ve done.

 

[Qky75]

Also I’m a little concerned at how often penguins and jizz have come up in conversations recently. I’m not sure if it’s a trend… a new zeitgeist of some sort…potentially concerning.

you do realize certain breeds of penguins exhibit prostitution


hooker penguins reading material

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

you do realize certain breeds of penguins exhibit prostitution


hooker penguins reading material

I’m not sure that I WANT this to be a zeitgeist. But thank you

 

[Qky75]

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I have one kink and it's a good idea for you guys so you don't need anything from us.

I have a kink and it's a fluke of the shoulder when doing it on a regular basis.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Forget it @Wand3rlust , it’s a Simpsons joke

Close.

Technically, it's a riff on a Simpsons joke.

 

[__Nathan1968]

you do realize certain breeds of penguins exhibit prostitution


hooker penguins reading material

The existence of penguin prostitutes would suggest the existence of penguin pimps.

Where’s my hoes at?

 

[Qky75]

The existence of penguin prostitutes would suggest the existence of penguin pimps.

Where’s my hoes at?

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actually in their case the males turn into little pussy whipped bitchboys. They not only fall for the pebble trade, they sit on the egg all Antarctic winter while she does whatever.....

 

[lavendersilk]

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I have one kink and it's a little more expensive than I thought...

 

[Qky75]

I have one kink and it's a little more expensive than I thought...

Walmart panty hose will work as well for this as Victoria Secret...js

gotta protect the profit margins

 

[lavendersilk]

Walmart panty hose will work as well for this as Victoria Secret...js

gotta protect the profit margins

No.... my kink involves a whole lotta Coke.

 

[Bbl87]

No.... my kink involves a whole lotta Coke.

I mean, are we talking cocaine or Coca-Cola? Got know what to add to my shopping list...

 

[morelikeasong]

No.... my kink involves a whole lotta Coke.

 

[lavendersilk]

Powdered sugar? Mmmhmmm...

 

[MindYaBitness]

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I have one kink and it's still not my favorite

 

[Bry1313]

You are gentry compared to me.

So he’s gentry compared to this?

 

[UnquietDreams]

The existence of penguin prostitutes would suggest the existence of penguin pimps.

Where’s my hoes at?

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Chick better have my herring!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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The real answer is waffle fries. Those fuckers are always dry and not seasoned well enough for their volume.

potato salad is also hit and miss like scalloped … cuz if you don’t boil the potatoes first and also maybe bake them just a bit so they have a yummy crispy bit to give some texture … and sometimes people put chopped celery in it which is fine… but the texture then can be weird and uncomfortable.

Also the seasoning is so varying … and what to put in it.

When it’s good it’s fucking good but when it’s bad… it’s so bad it’s a crime.

The real crime is RAISINS in potato salad. That should be considered be a capital offense.

The real origin of Karen-ing: skip to 5:15

Or, ya know, go to McDs.

(That actually does sound really good though.)

I don’t really like McDonald’s, but I did used to love their fries…until I saw Supersize Me; they have so many preservatives in them that they looked exactly the same at room temperature a month later

I don't think we get tater tots.

That I've noticed

It’s not just you. I mentioned tater tots to @Btq97 a few days ago and he didn’t know what they were either.

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So my predictive keyboard gives 3 options and I had no idea where each would lead, but:

Take 1: I have one kink and it’s not even close to being my favorite thing in my entire existence.
Take 2: I have one kink and it’s just a little more important than anything else.
Take 3: I have one kink and it’s so hard not being able to get it all over my body.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I have heard of them. Wallis, yes?

Not a fan of either of them, but I have spent a lot of time at the resort where she met the Prince of Wales, and where Some Like it Hot was filmed:

 

[crazychemgirl]

The real answer is waffle fries. Those fuckers are always dry and not seasoned well enough for their volume.


The real crime is RAISINS in potato salad. That should be considered be a capital offense.

The real origin of Karen-ing: skip to 5:15

I don’t really like McDonald’s, but I did used to love their fries…until I saw Supersize Me; they have so many preservatives in them that they looked exactly the same at room temperature a month later


It’s not just you. I mentioned tater tots to @Btq97 a few days ago and he didn’t know what they were either.


So my predictive keyboard gives 3 options and I had no idea where each would lead, but:

Take 1: I have one kink and it’s not even close to being my favorite thing in my entire existence.
Take 2: I have one kink and it’s just a little more important than anything else.
Take 3: I have one kink and it’s so hard not being able to get it all over my body.

How DARE you throw shade on waffle fries … there’s a place here that makes truffle waffle fries with garlic aioli and I would sell my left kidney for them!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

How DARE you throw shade on waffle fries … there’s a place here that makes truffle waffle fries with garlic aioli and I would sell my left kidney for them!

I dare, and I’d do it again, extra hard for your fungi fries

 

[crazychemgirl]

I dare, and I’d do it again, extra hard for your fungi fries

Ok … I am not a mushroom fan by ANY MEANS…. But something about these fries takes me to my happy place.

 

[Qky75]

How DARE you throw shade on waffle fries … there’s a place here that makes truffle waffle fries with garlic aioli and I would sell my left kidney for them!

she already sold her right one for a ride home back in '98

 

[crazychemgirl]

she already sold her right one for a ride home back in '98

It’s true but I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE…


See I send you any more cheese porn.