Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

Flattery will get you everywhere

Sooooo Deefalt, mon ami, have you met my dear friend Wander? I mean, her pics in chaos are stunning, and I hear she's looking for a boy toy, so bust out those bird dances and get to it

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Sooooo Deefalt, mon ami, have you met my dear friend Wander? I mean, her pics in chaos are stunning, and I hear she's looking for a boy toy, so bust out those bird dances and get to it

She seems sleepy. Something about the Prime Meridian, I don't know. Science is hard

 

[MindYaBitness]

She seems sleepy. Something about the Prime Meridian, I don't know. Science is hard

Huh, sleepy sex not your thing? No Snow White fetish for you? Darn it, I'm usually a much more successful matchmaker

 

[UnquietDreams]

I get a lot of sex compared to the average person, but that's like having PBJ's for lunch everyday when others are getting a lunch prepared by a Michelin Starred chef once or twice a week. Boredom brought me to the forums, do at least something good has come of it

Peanut butter sounds nice. I am mostly on the "Wish Sandwich diet." I wish I had a sandwich...

 

[Qky75]

Huh, sleepy sex not your thing? No Snow White fetish for you? Darn it, I'm usually a much more successful matchmaker

Reverse psychology....I see what you're doing there Yenta

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Huh, sleepy sex not your thing?

I'm more of a receiver as opposed to giver

No Snow White fetish for you?

This is the first time I've heard this and I love it. Well not the lack of consent thing, but it's hilarious

 

[Qky75]

I'm more of a receiver as opposed to giver

This is the first time I've heard this and I love it. Well not the lack of consent thing, but it's hilarious

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm more of a receiver as opposed to giver

This is the first time I've heard this and I love it. Well not the lack of consent thing, but it's hilarious

so, no Stealth Bomber Dick, and no sleepy sex, anything else we should note?

 

[MindYaBitness]

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IDK, Smurfette looks pretty satisfied

 

[Qky75]

IDK, Smurfette looks pretty satisfied

Too much of a good thing..... La laa lalala lowewmugawwd

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

so, no Stealth Bomber Dick, and no sleepy sex, anything else we should note?

You're on fire tonight. I can't keep up with you in this altered state

I guess you should note that

 

[MindYaBitness]

You're on fire tonight. I can't keep up with you in this altered state

I guess you should note that

I may be slightly altered as well. Due to a week long fist fight with insomnia, I've taken my gummues early and have found that now I'm just conscious and silly, instead of sleepy

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I may be slightly altered as well. Due to a week long fist fight with insomnia, I've taken my gummues early and have found that now I'm just conscious and silly, instead of sleepy

I like silly Mindy, let her out to play!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I like silly Mindy, let her out to play!

I wanna play, but my play mate is busy doing real life stuff, so I'll just annoy you guys instead

 

[morelikeasong]

Huh, sleepy sex not your thing?

Sleepy sex?

 

[Bbl87]

so… anyone get humped today?

Oooo, ya, soooo much to brag about! You want in on this overly gentle, missionary position, with a partner who barely makes a sound like some sort of Stealth Bomber dick? Not all O's are created equal, but it's better than nothing!

I mean, I'd take it over getting mostly uninterested sex every 1-2 weeks.

I get a lot of sex compared to the average person, but that's like having PBJ's for lunch everyday when others are getting a lunch prepared by a Michelin Starred chef once or twice a week. Boredom brought me to the forums, do at least something good has come of it

It is definitely a matter of perspective.

 

[Bbl87]

I wanna play, but my play mate is busy doing real life stuff, so I'll just annoy you guys instead

Hey, you can annoy me any time!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Sleepy sex?

Right???? It's the BEST way to be woken up. 5 stars, excellent Yelp review, would reccomend!

 

[LupineOne]

I mean there are those of us who seem to be permanently fasting

True. But when it does come (heh)…

Oof.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Then buzz the tower damnit!

 

[morelikeasong]

Right???? It's the BEST way to be woken up. 5 stars, excellent Yelp review, would reccomend!

I did embarrassingly learn once that you have to be careful what you type in when you are searching for porn of this nature . The porn site scolded me!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I did embarrassingly learn once that you have to be careful what you type in when you are searching for porn of this nature . The porn site scolded me!

Wait, what did you type in?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I did embarrassingly learn once that you have to be careful what you type in when you are searching for porn of this nature . The porn site scolded me!

Ya, I get that. I recently learned the hard way that looking for any kind of panties that say "daddy" leads to the dark web real fast

 

[Bbl87]

Then buzz the tower damnit!

Ya, she's not a fan of the dick flyby. Not that I know from experience or anything.

 

[morelikeasong]

Wait, what did you type in?

I don’t remember. Maybe something with “asleep”?

“Wake up” is safe… in case anyone needs that info