Sex & Shenanigans

[MidwestPrincess23]

That sounds suspiciously close-ish to scalloped potatoes…

You know... it does SOUND that way... but I promise you they're nothing alike!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

And that would be.... like... Potatoes? Awe shit! ... but different. Right?

Because we've already established most potatoes are awesome.

Well, it involves...c. h. e. e. s. e.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Worst on that list. Badly made gnocchi are the worst.

It’s ok to be wrong.

 

[LupineOne]

Ok now that we’ve established that scalloped potatoes are the worst kind of potatoes… we can move on

Not even close. That dubious honor goes to, as @UnquietDreams rightly says, to poorly made gnocchi.
And even that is more of a pox on the cook than the potatoes

 

[BrendaBear]

 

[Bbl87]

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Y'all just need to start hangin' out with the right guys. IJS.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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That's a terrible attitude. There's a covercharge for at this Discoteca, and that would be one orgasm, or no entry. Give me mine and I might give you yours.

 

[Bbl87]

That's a terrible attitude. There's a covercharge for at this Discoteca, and that would be one orgasm, or no entry. Give me mine and I might give you yours.

That's not a bad cover charge. Hell, that's my standard MO.

 

[morelikeasong]

Not even close. That dubious honor goes to, as @UnquietDreams rightly says, to poorly made gnocchi.
And even that is more of a pox on the cook than the potatoes

I tried making gnocchi once. Sweet potato ones, I think? They came out so so so terribly. Inedible. And they took so long to make. What a disappointment.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I tried making gnocchi once. Sweet potato ones, I think? They came out so so so terribly. Inedible. And they took so long to make. What a disappointment.

Gnocchi are one of those things that I've tried so many times to make and have just finally given up and get store bought

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Gnocchi are one of those things that I've tried so many times to make and have just finally given up and get store bought

Yep yep yep! Me too! I consider myself a pretty good cook and it's just one of those things I cannot figure out!!!

 

[SWR101]

That's a terrible attitude. There's a covercharge for at this Discoteca, and that would be one orgasm, or no entry. Give me mine and I might give you yours.

I’m okay with that cover charge, I think it’s a fair trade

 

[Qky75]

Yep yep yep! Me too! I consider myself a pretty good cook and it's just one of those things I cannot figure out!!!

Gnocchi are one of those things that I've tried so many times to make and have just finally given up and get store bought

It's like stuff with masa.....I will punch the next jerk who says "it's a feel thing"

 

[UnquietDreams]

It's like stuff with masa.....I will punch the next jerk who says "it's a feel thing"

Well, with masa it's really more a feel...

Not the face! Not the face!

 

[crazychemgirl]

so… anyone get humped today?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

so… anyone get humped today?

No. How bout you?

 

[Qky75]

I had awkward thirsty texts without productivity but I got some heart emojis...that totally counts

 

[UnquietDreams]

so… anyone get humped today?

Nope. Nix. Never.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I had awkward thirsty texts without productivity but I got some heart emojis...that totally counts

I live for the heart emojis. I used to only want to see those little red numbers pop up, but once they added the reaction emojis? Gamechanger

 

[LKincaid42]

That's a terrible attitude. There's a covercharge for at this Discoteca, and that would be one orgasm, or no entry. Give me mine and I might give you yours.

That cover charge sounds more than reasonable to me, I'll abide by it and gladly take a "might."

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I'm just going to park this here...


And no, no humps of any kind today. Alas!

 

[MindYaBitness]

so… anyone get humped today?

A couple times. You?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

A couple times. You?

Braggart!

 

[SWR101]

so… anyone get humped today?

No

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A couple times. You?