Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

I mean, I did coin the phrase cavernous cunt.

Ooops.... I thought you had said "carnivorous cunt." My bad.

 

[BrendaBear]

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I never drink coffee, tea or a latte (I thought that was just fancy coffee).

But if I had to eliminate two that I sometimes drink... it would be beer and wine. Also, not a difficult decision for me....

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I am judging you for eliminating beer.

Just saying.

I could toss out juice too

 

[UnquietDreams]

I could toss out juice too

Yeah, that was on my list, but I drink a lot of vegetable smoothies of late, as an attempt to keep vitamins as part of my life since becoming single, and tomato juice is a base for that.

 

[lavendersilk]

Yeah, that was on my list, but I drink a lot of vegetable smoothies of late, as an attempt to keep vitamins as part of my life since becoming single, and tomato juice is a base for that.

...do married people automatically get more vitamins? AFAF

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ooops.... I thought you had said "carnivorous cunt." My bad.

Oh, I read it the same way! Not that "carnivorous cunt" would be a completely out of character phrase from her...

 

[UnquietDreams]

...do married people automatically get more vitamins? AFAF

No, by my ex was a stickler for vegetables. Which I am fine with, but when it is just me, I get lazy and dump it all into the blender.

 

[WotWTaylorsVersion]

...and tomato juice is a base for that.

I definitely start my day with a good bloody mary.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I like to go down to the coast, buy a bottle of local wine, some fresh baked bread, and hit the cheeses shops. Tillamook Creamery sells some stuff out of the factory shop you can't get elsewhere, like their white cheddar aged 18-years. Incredible flavor. And about half a mile down the road is a place that makes their own brie. Grab some other cheeses there, go to the smoker in Rockaway for some smoked salmon, and you have a wonderful meal in front of the ocean.

Better with two, but I may head down today anyway. OP, you give me the best ideas ...

Ngl, I stopped reading after the 5th word...

 

[Wand3rlust]

Nothing is better? Nothing?

I mean.

We have a point.

 

[LupineOne]

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Soda, Latte. I rarely drink the first and I can make the second if needed

 

[Wand3rlust]

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Milk and tea

 

[LupineOne]

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I definitely start my day with a good bloody mary.

Did you forget to log into your real account?

 

[BrendaBear]

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Wow.... boiled alive and spankings too... and from a witch.... and getting some taters???

That's some kinky stuff, right there.

 

[WotWTaylorsVersion]

Did you forget to log into your real account?

Let's be honest, I'm a very gray area when it comes to real.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

 

[UnquietDreams]

In the spirit of the month, and as I am loading these up for Cheese Quest 2024, if you like Lovecraft stories, check out BBC4's The Lovecraft Investigations. They took four of HP's stories, brought them to modern day, and used them as a jumping off point for a larger arc. It is in the form of an investigative journalism podcast -- Serial goes to Lovecraft Country. It is BBC, so the production is outstanding.

There are four series (to use the British terminology), covering The Case of Charles Dexter Ward, The Whisperer in Darkness, The Shadow Over Innsmouth, and The Haunter of the Dark, which I just downloaded.

Also, especially the second one, The Whisperer in Darkness, they are not the best for walking your dog in the woods at night.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ngl, I stopped reading after the 5th word...

Well, that is very true as well.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Let's be honest, I'm a very gray area when it comes to real.

I am pretty sure I am one of @Wand3rlust's alts that became self-aware and wandered off...

 

[WotWTaylorsVersion]

I am pretty sure I am one of @Wand3rlust's alts that became self-aware and wandered off...

You must have been the good part of @Wand3rlust

 

[BrendaBear]

I like to go down to the coast, buy a bottle of local wine, some fresh baked bread, and hit the cheeses shops. Tillamook Creamery sells some stuff out of the factory shop you can't get elsewhere, like their white cheddar aged 18-years. Incredible flavor. And about half a mile down the road is a place that makes their own brie. Grab some other cheeses there, go to the smoker in Rockaway for some smoked salmon, and you have a wonderful meal in front of the ocean.

Better with two, but I may head down today anyway. OP, you give me the best ideas ...

That all sounds pretty awesome.... well, except the cheese parts (cheese makes me sick)... oh, and the salmon part (I don't care for seafood)....

But going on a road trip from Tillamook down to Rockaway sounds pretty awesome. I haven't done that in a few years. Betters still... start in Astoria, and end up in Brookings... or even Crescent City.... Oh yeah... I'm up for that!!!

 

[BrendaBear]

You must have been the good part of @Wand3rlust

Excuse me.... but we know very well, Every part of @Wand3rlust is a good part.... even the "wowier" ones.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You must have been the good part of @Wand3rlust

Well, the good part of perfect is still pretty...perfect.

 

[WotWTaylorsVersion]

Excuse me.... but we know very well, Every part of @Wand3rlust is a good part.... even the "wowier" ones.

Clearly you have not seen the poor behavior over at the Wanker of the Week (tm)