Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Oregon is ahead, so I dig it. If an Oregon team is losing, please, don’t tell me.

Oregon won, so there you go.

Sporty sports done now.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oregon won, so there you go.

Sporty sports done now.

I suppose I should care more for Oregon now but mostly just fuck Ohio Stare.

 

[BrendaBear]

I suppose I should care more for Oregon now but mostly just fuck Ohio Stare.

Yes! You should have an orgasm whenever an Oregon team wins!

Why? Um because… working… working… because Oregon and Orgasm are similar words!!! Yeah, that is it!!!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I suppose I should care more for Oregon now but mostly just fuck Ohio Stare.

You could be cool and be a beaver.
But whatever

 

[BrendaBear]

You could be cool and be a beaver.
But whatever

OMG! Technically, my sister was a beaver, and I was not. Nor was I a duck.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You could be cool and be a beaver.
But whatever

One of my best friends is a beaver. And I’ve spent too much time finding jokes.

Really I’m a Trojan, but I should keep that low pro.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Yes! You should have an orgasm whenever an Oregon team wins!

Why? Um because… working… working… because Oregon and Orgasm are similar words!!! Yeah, that is it!!!

Orgasms are quite possibly the only thing that could make sports remotely interesting

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Americans and their fucking mascots...

 

[BrendaBear]

One of my best friends is a beaver. And I’ve spent too much time finding jokes.

Really I’m a Trojan, but I should keep that low pro.

A monkey condom?

 

[BrendaBear]

Orgasms are quite possibly the only thing that could make sports remotely interesting

You are so awesome!!!

 

[Bry1313]

I suppose I should care more for Oregon now but mostly just fuck Ohio Stare.

Always fuck Ohio State

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A monkey condom?

I do like wrapping around dick.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I want to see Pinhead interviewed by Zach Galifianakis, on Between Two Ferns

Perhaps ‘Between Two Cacti’?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Americans and their fucking mascots...

High-school mascots are the best. My favorites that I've come across over the years are the Orphans, Beet Diggers, Cornjerkers and the Apple knockers My high-school mascot was so quirky (and offensive to some) that they recently changed it.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

We had house colors, which is equally stupid

 

[__Nathan1968]

More offensive than a cornjerker?

 

[MindYaBitness]

More offensive than a cornjerker?

Definitely

 

[__Nathan1968]

Our high school mascot may as well have been Napoleon Dynamite’s ‘Liger’.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We had house colors, which is equally stupid

You went to Hogwarts!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You went to Hogwarts!

The Catholic version, yes

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The Catholic version, yes

You were totally…Raven uhmmm cross huh?

 

[37_ttej]

Americans and their fucking mascots...

Heehee.
The mighty Maroons have a toad, so I can’t really throw too much shit.

 

[37_ttej]

The Catholic version, yes

So … St Hogwarts?

Wait.

St Trinians?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

So … St Hogwarts?

Wait.

St Trinians?

Our Lady of Hogwarts

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You were totally…Raven uhmmm cross huh?

Lol.
We weren't that inventive.
I was in the Blue House.