Sex & Shenanigans

You don't have to wear one. I won't either... For moral support.
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See, this what a good friend looks like. Take notes people!!!!
 
Shh, don't tell the whole neighborhood, or we'll have to put swimsuits on. I dint want to wear a swimsuit. You can't make me 😒

You don't have to wear one. I won't either... For moral support.
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Would you believe I packed 3 bags for 1 overnight sleepover and somehow didn’t include a swimsuit? 😲
 
Last night I had a sex dream about a Litster (don't ask who, I ain't tellin'), except that she was a mermaid and she was very upset that she couldn't wear a teddy or a bodysuit type of lingerie that she had, since the two leg holes it had wouldn't work with her giant tail.

Please remember, I have no control over what my dreams consist of. Yes, I want to have sex with this person. No, I do not want to have sex with a fish.
 
Last night I had a sex dream about a Litster (don't ask who, I ain't tellin'), except that she was a mermaid and she was very upset that she couldn't wear a teddy or a bodysuit type of lingerie that she had, since the two leg holes it had wouldn't work with her giant tail.

Please remember, I have no control over what my dreams consist of. Yes, I want to have sex with this person. No, I do not want to have sex with a fish.
Your subconscious must be a surreal place.
 
Last night I had a sex dream about a Litster (don't ask who, I ain't tellin'), except that she was a mermaid and she was very upset that she couldn't wear a teddy or a bodysuit type of lingerie that she had, since the two leg holes it had wouldn't work with her giant tail.

Please remember, I have no control over what my dreams consist of. Yes, I want to have sex with this person. No, I do not want to have sex with a fish.
I'm not asking. But have you told the Litster?


🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️
 
Last night I had a sex dream about a Litster (don't ask who, I ain't tellin'), except that she was a mermaid and she was very upset that she couldn't wear a teddy or a bodysuit type of lingerie that she had, since the two leg holes it had wouldn't work with her giant tail.

Please remember, I have no control over what my dreams consist of. Yes, I want to have sex with this person. No, I do not want to have sex with a fish.
Oh come on … you can’t post this and NOT tell!!!
 
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