Sex & Shenanigans

[Whiskeyjack]

Oh come on … you can’t post this and NOT tell!!!

Watch me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Watch me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Girls … do you ever rub your one leg up and down along your other leg when you are laying with your legs straight out in front with one leg crossed over the other…???

Do you ever think about how it resembles a praying mantis?

 

[morelikeasong]

Girls … do you ever rub your one leg up and down along your other leg when you are laying with your legs straight out in front with one leg crossed over the other…???

Do you ever think about how it resembles a praying mantis?

Yes and yes. I also rub my feet together in bed sometimes.

 

[SWR101]

Girls … do you ever rub your one leg up and down along your other leg when you are laying with your legs straight out in front with one leg crossed over the other…???

Do you ever think about how it resembles a praying mantis?

Hell, I do that sometimes…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes and yes. I also rub my feet together in bed sometimes.

*currently rubbing my feet together

 

[Wriggle]

Yes and yes. I also rub my feet together in bed sometimes.

*currently rubbing my feet together

My feet do this.
Wriggle and rub when I'm going to sleep.
I sometimes wonder if they are having a conversation or sex.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'm not asking. But have you told the Litster?

Not yet, but I will. I think she'll find it hilarious.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Girls … do you ever rub your one leg up and down along your other leg when you are laying with your legs straight out in front with one leg crossed over the other…???

Do you ever think about how it resembles a praying mantis?

Literally doing this in the bath as I type

And now I’m thinking about praying mantises…

 

[37_ttej]

Last night I had a sex dream about a Litster (don't ask who, I ain't tellin'), except that she was a mermaid and she was very upset that she couldn't wear a teddy or a bodysuit type of lingerie that she had, since the two leg holes it had wouldn't work with her giant tail.

Please remember, I have no control over what my dreams consist of. Yes, I want to have sex with this person. No, I do not want to have sex with a fish.

Oh, fuck. Please tell me it wasn’t Agnes!

 

[__Nathan1968]

Yes and yes. I also rub my feet together in bed sometimes.

I do that a lot. Except one of my feet is usually my hand. And the other is my penis.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I do that a lot. Except one of my feet is usually my hand. And the other is my penis.

I almost never think of bugs.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Last night I had a sex dream about a Litster (don't ask who, I ain't tellin'), except that she was a mermaid and she was very upset that she couldn't wear a teddy or a bodysuit type of lingerie that she had, since the two leg holes it had wouldn't work with her giant tail.

Please remember, I have no control over what my dreams consist of. Yes, I want to have sex with this person. No, I do not want to have sex with a fish.

So…when I rejoined Lit last year, one of my first messages on this account was from a guy who had a mer-person fetish. He wanted to be a merman and wanted me to be his mermaid and “milk [him] like a salmon,” whatever the unholy fuck that meant!

Okay it might have taken a few extra minutes, but it worked! I am lured! And I love you

Yaaay, and !
*Adds some fresh bubbles too, in case @crazychemgirl , @Wand3rlust and any other ladies just waking up want to join*

Girls … do you ever rub your one leg up and down along your other leg when you are laying with your legs straight out in front with one leg crossed over the other…???

Do you ever think about how it resembles a praying mantis?

I don’t think I could ever mistake my short, fat legs for those of a praying mantis

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

So, is here where I report that I had a not insignificant Care Bears collection as a child? I mean, it was the 80s, and all that

 

[azz_vt]

So…when I rejoined Lit last year, one of my first messages on this account was from a guy who had a mer-person fetish. He wanted to be a merman and wanted me to be his mermaid and “milk [him] like a salmon,” whatever the unholy fuck that meant!


Yaaay, and !
*Adds some fresh bubbles too, in case @crazychemgirl , @Wand3rlust and any other ladies just waking up want to join*


I don’t think I could ever mistake my short, fat legs for those of a praying mantis

I’m not sure I want to know but who can tell me how the fuck you milk a salmon?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I’m not sure I want to know but who can tell me how the fuck you milk a salmon?

Look, it’s been almost 13 months and I haven’t been able to force myself to look it up, so clearly I do not want to know either!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

So…when I rejoined Lit last year, one of my first messages on this account was from a guy who had a mer-person fetish. He wanted to be a merman and wanted me to be his mermaid and “milk [him] like a salmon,” whatever the unholy fuck that meant!

So... did you?
And what does it mean???

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I’m not sure I want to know but who can tell me how the fuck you milk a salmon?

Gently with special tweezers

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

So... did you?
And what does it mean???

No! That, combined with the fact that he immediately started talking about marriage and saying things like “don’t worry, we can tell our families we met on match dot com” had me leaving a Kitty-shaped hole in the wall in my haste to escape

 

[LupineOne]

No! That, combined with the fact that he immediately started talking about marriage and saying things like “don’t worry, we can tell our families we met on match dot com” had me leaving a Kitty-shaped hole in the wall in my haste to escape

I don’t blame you…that gave me the heebie-jeebies. Good thing it’s October!
Well played

 

[azz_vt]

I hate myself.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So…when I rejoined Lit last year, one of my first messages on this account was from a guy who had a mer-person fetish. He wanted to be a merman and wanted me to be his mermaid and “milk [him] like a salmon,” whatever the unholy fuck that meant!


Yaaay, and !
*Adds some fresh bubbles too, in case @crazychemgirl , @Wand3rlust and any other ladies just waking up want to join*


I don’t think I could ever mistake my short, fat legs for those of a praying mantis

its ok … we can be short fat legged mantises together

 

[SWR101]

No! That, combined with the fact that he immediately started talking about marriage and saying things like “don’t worry, we can tell our families we met on match dot com” had me leaving a Kitty-shaped hole in the wall in my haste to escape

Yeah, that’s a defcon 1 creeper

 

[__Nathan1968]

No! That, combined with the fact that he immediately started talking about marriage and saying things like “don’t worry, we can tell our families we met on match dot com” had me leaving a Kitty-shaped hole in the wall in my haste to escape

My guess is he’s on Match.aquarium

 

[lavendersilk]

Recently on OKCupid someone told me, "I had a sex dream about you..." and we had only just started talking two days before. (No. Not WhiskeyJack.)

It was kinda weird and awkward... but I still asked him for details and we are getting coffee tonight. What is wrong with me?