Sex & Shenanigans

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I have a question for a lot of you…

A sign that says do not freeze with an image of a penguin. Does that seem backwards to you?

Wouldn't it be animal cruelty to try and freeze a penguin? It makes sense to me.

 

[LostHorizon]

I have a question for a lot of you…

A sign that says do not freeze with an image of a penguin. Does that seem backwards to you?

Chilly Willy lived in an igloo. Maybe there is some sort of connection there? He was always trying to stay warm.

What is the best image for do not freeze? Maybe a polar bear?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have a question for a lot of you…

A sign that says do not freeze with an image of a penguin. Does that seem backwards to you?

Well, penguins don't freeze, so...

 

[hotoldrguy]

what are Cha Chas?

 

[LostHorizon]

what are Cha Chas?

A dance I think.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

As a middle-aged man working in the local high school, where I've known a lot of the kids and their families for years, I have no idea how to say to a student, "Tell your mom I said 'Hi'" without sounding creepy.

You can’t. Not quite the same, but the pervy high school teacher I mentioned a few days ago…? Once, he told me the butch lesbian who ran the “Opportunities” program for delinquents like me (I’ve had insomnia since I was 12 and am frequently late…also have never been big on homework) at my middle school who once had CPS sent to my home because my mom told her off, said “hi.” My mom was pissed and wanted to report them both for harassment, or worse.

The books are lighter on the sex porn and far, far heavier on the food porn.

The food porn in the books is more unsettling than the incest.

I have one friend who was repulsed by the frequent mentions of “boiled leather” armor.

Favorite boobs in GOT?

Daenerys
Cersei
Missandei
Melisandre
Margery Tyrell
Shae
Ygritte
Ellaria Sand

This isn’t my ranking, it’s a question for the thread. These are the candidates I could remember sharing their beauty with us.

You forgot Roz (sp?), the red-headed whore-turned-budding entrepreneur!

Brad Pitt was a character in Edward Nortons head

I liked Pitt in Once Upon A Time…Norton in Primal Fear and American History X. What am I missing?

Brad Pitt was perving on my wife dancing in a bikini in a bar in Ibiza last month in my head according to those I showed the pics to.

But why did we have to sign NDAs?
Eh?
Why the NDAs?

When Brad Pitt is in attendance at Chavez Ravine (Dodgers Stadium), the Dodgers win!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

maybe because cheese is the best single food ever invented???

 

[Whiskeyjack]

maybe because cheese is the best single food ever invented???

I’m guessing you are not @Whiskeyjack’s crush

Doubtful - If I am, I certainly don’t know it

Not with that attitude.
Rancid, congealed chunk-milk is definitely not the best food ever invented.
I'm not convinced it qualifies as food.

 

[hotoldrguy]

who came up with this cheese recipe?

 

[BrendaBear]

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Quite your whining, ya thrall!
*giggling away, all proud of myself*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Quite your whining, ya thrall!
*giggling away, all proud of myself*

Yes mistress.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

who came up with this cheese recipe?

NMK

 

[Qky75]

who came up with this cheese recipe?

Somebody with an impregnation fetish?

 

[LostHorizon]

who came up with this cheese recipe?

That looks like… a nightmare.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Falling out of your spaceship in deep space.
Falling out of your submarine in deep water.

Do you... um... have this problem often?

You only have those problems once.

Not for this bowl of petunias!

 

[Qky75]

what are Cha Chas?

Ask around in the amature threads

 

[BrendaBear]

That looks like… a nightmare.

Right? Like the thing chasing you down the hallway in your nightmare... 7 feet tall... coming after you....

or a new movie...

Attack of the 7 foot Vag!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

You can’t. Not quite the same, but the pervy high school teacher I mentioned a few days ago…? Once, he told me the butch lesbian who ran the “Opportunities” program for delinquents like me (I’ve had insomnia since I was 12 and am frequently late…also have never been big on homework) at my middle school who once had CPS sent to my home because my mom told her off, said “hi.” My mom was pissed and wanted to report them both for harassment, or worse.

Do you have any idea how much mental energy it takes for a man to go about his day, knowing that everything he does might be construed in the creepiest ways possible, and trying to diminish any creepy vibes he might inadvertently be putting out there?

I'm guessing it's a fraction of the amount of energy that women spend guarding against the actual creepy dudes out there.

But still... it's a lot.

 

[Qky75]

Right? Like the thing chasing you down the hallway in your nightmare... 7 feet tall... coming after you....

or a new movie...

Attack of the 7 foot Vag!

Oh .....no....don't......stop......don't stop don't stop

 

[MindYaBitness]

 

[Whiskeyjack]

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I do want that Red Sox picture...

 

[hotoldrguy]

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Do you have any idea how much mental energy it takes for a man to go about his day, knowing that everything he does might be construed in the creepiest ways possible, and trying to diminish any creepy vibes he might inadvertently be putting out there?

I'm guessing it's a fraction of the amount of energy that women spend guarding against the actual creepy dudes out there.

But still... it's a lot.

Probably the tiniest fraction possible. Have you ever seen those Twitter threads that pop up occasionally where someone asks what women would do if there were suddenly no men in the world? Thousands of responses with such simple things as wear clothes that were comfortable without fear of being raped, going for a walk or jog at night, and walking to and from their car without keys between their knuckles like Wolverine claws.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

who came up with this cheese recipe?

Is that a cumembert? Manseedgo? Jarlspooge? Wanking Bishop?
... Cream cheese?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Probably the tiniest fraction possible. Have you ever seen those Twitter threads that pop up occasionally where someone asks what women would do if there were suddenly no men in the world? Thousands of responses with such simple things as wear clothes that were comfortable without fear of being raped, going for a walk or jog at night, and walking to and from their car without keys between their knuckles like Wolverine claws.

Oh, I'm well aware.
I'm also well aware that I'm a bigger guy at 6'2" and women are often uncomfortable to get on an elevator alone with me. I do my best to relax my body language, and give as much space as possible, basically trying to make myself as non-threatening as I can. But I can't blame them if they want to take the next one.