Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

Do you have any idea how much mental energy it takes for a man to go about his day, knowing that everything he does might be construed in the creepiest ways possible, and trying to diminish any creepy vibes he might inadvertently be putting out there?

I'm guessing it's a fraction of the amount of energy that women spend guarding against the actual creepy dudes out there.

But still... it's a lot.

It is. But, I’m just me. I’m kind and considerate as I can be, and if that’s not enough, tough shit. You all see how I act here.
No different irl. A woman overreacts to me(it’s happened once or twice) I’m sorry sis, but you’ve got work to do.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Not for this bowl of petunias!

Oh, how I love you...

 

[BrendaBear]

It is. But, I’m just me. I’m kind and considerate as I can be, and if that’s not enough, tough shit. You all see how I act here.
No different irl. A woman overreacts to me(it’s happened once or twice) I’m sorry sis, but you’ve got work to do.

I'm thinking there is a growling or maybe a drooling joke in there to be made, but for once I'll show some self control and not go there.

... but I did post this, so there's that...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Guys … I have the sads. Cheer me up.

 

[morelikeasong]

Guys … I have the sads. Cheer me up.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Guys … I have the sads. Cheer me up.

How does a T-Rex cut lumber?

 

[crazychemgirl]

How does a T-Rex cut lumber?

How?

 

[BrendaBear]

Guys … I have the sads. Cheer me up.

QUICK!!! Somebody get some maths in here! STAT!

And get some deep, thinky stuff too... not dumb ass stuff like I would read... It's a fucking emergency! Get off your asses, smart peoples!!!!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

How?

A dino-saw

 

[crazychemgirl]

A dino-saw

Lmao … omg

 

[UnquietDreams]

what are Cha Chas?

They are a series of dances, originally of Cuban origin, with a "one, two, three, four-and" beat, (also "1, 2, 2, cha-cha." NOT "1, 2, cha-cha-cha." That is crappy, it is bad form, and causes you to lose a full beat of music).

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Lmao … omg

Sadly, that's as good as it gets here.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

They are a series of dances, originally of Cuban origin, with a "one, two, three, four-and" beat, (also "1, 2, 2, cha-cha." NOT "1, 2, cha-cha-cha." That is crappy, it is bad form, and causes you to lose a full beat of music).

Nobody wants to be a beat off.

 

[hotoldrguy]

They are a series of dances, originally of Cuban origin, with a "one, two, three, four-and" beat, (also "1, 2, 2, cha-cha." NOT "1, 2, cha-cha-cha." That is crappy, it is bad form, and causes you to lose a full beat of music).

so why is it in this tread title? I see no dancing...

 

[BrendaBear]

so why is it in this tread title? I see no dancing...

Hottie, we have patiently been waiting for you to post that video of you getting up on the table and getting crazy...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Guys … I have the sads. Cheer me up.

Dancing and I am pretty sure you can't be sad while watching this.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Dancing and I am pretty sure you can't be sad while watching this.

These people amaze me.

 

[UnquietDreams]

These people amaze me.

I enjoy ballroom and swing. I have done it for years, and I am still not comfortable on a dance floor. The idea that people improvised that just makes my jaw drop.

 

[LostHorizon]

Right? Like the thing chasing you down the hallway in your nightmare... 7 feet tall... coming after you....

or a new movie...

Attack of the 7 foot Vag!

Maybe that will be my Halloween costume this year. I’m 6’3” so I definitely have the height.

It will be a real hit at work!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I had steamy dreams about a salsa & bachata club yesterday. No cha cha though

 

[hotoldrguy]

Hottie, we have patiently been waiting for you to post that video of you getting up on the table and getting crazy...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I had steamy dreams about a salsa & bachata club yesterday. No cha cha though

 

[BrendaBear]

Maybe that will be my Halloween costume this year. I’m 6’3” so I definitely have the height.

It will be a real hit at work!

I want pics... just sayin'...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Hottie, we have patiently been waiting for you to post that video of you getting up on the table and getting crazy...

 

[Trubbycat]

Maybe that will be my Halloween costume this year. I’m 6’3” so I definitely have the height.

It will be a real hit at work!

You'd need a basketball for the clit...