Sex & Shenanigans

[LostHorizon]

If we're being honest, it's just boob, not plural. Which is travesty, in my opinion. Showing one should give an automatic guarantee of seeing the other

Apparently the one boob look is a thing with amazons. That was the look they were going for.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Apparently the one boob look is a thing with amazons. That was the look they were going for.

Yes, but that was a surgical removal, if I recall. Plus, they sharpened their teeth to points. I'm pretty sure if you got a good look you'd be running rather than asking where their other breasticle had been misplaced

 

[LostHorizon]

At least Virginia gets a boob.

The lady on our state seal is all covered up and blind folded. I guess because she is Lady Justice she can’t skew people’s bias by showing her tits?

 

[Qky75]

At least Virginia gets a boob.

The lady on our state seal is all covered up and blind folded. I guess because she is Lady Justice she can’t skew people’s bias by showing her tits?

Still beats my state seal depicting 2 good ol boys conspiring to screw everyone else.....also no tits.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Still beats my state seal depicting 2 good ol boys conspiring to screw everyone else.....also no tits.

Not each other?

 

[Qky75]

Not each other?

Oh probably...or sharing a horse ...or both....but we ain't gonna talk bout that

 

[LostHorizon]

Still beats my state seal depicting 2 good ol boys conspiring to screw everyone else.....also no tits.

Yes, at least we have tits!

 

[BrendaBear]

At least Virginia gets a boob.

The lady on our state seal is all covered up and blind folded. I guess because she is Lady Justice she can’t skew people’s bias by showing her tits?

A blindfold… so she’s a kinky chick…

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yes, at least we have tits!

I just get portrait of George Washington. I'd much rather see his tits

 

[Qky75]

I just get portrait of George Washington. I'd much rather see his tits

At least see his cherries

 

[LostHorizon]

I just get portrait of George Washington. I'd much rather see his tits

Man boobs were a thing in the late eighteenth century?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Man boobs were a thing in the late eighteenth century?

I thing man boobs have been a thing since humanity figured out how to grow their own carbs

 

[Qky75]

I thing man boobs have been a thing since humanity figured out how to grow their own carbs

They say Napoleon developed serious maNNaries while in exile

 

[MindYaBitness]

They say Napoleon developed serious maNNaries while in exile

A urologist in New Jersy has his penis

 

[MissRadiant]

A blindfold… so she’s a kinky chick…

I thought Virginia is for lovers.....so I can see that.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

A urologist in New Jersy has his penis

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I thought Virginia is for lovers.....so I can see that.

Thought it was Ohio?

 

[MissRadiant]

Thought it was Ohio?

that's at like every rest stop I've come across in VA.

Ohio's slogan is Heart of it all.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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that's at like every rest stop I've come across in VA.

Ohio's slogan is Heart of it all.

I thought Ohio was the buckeye state

 

[MindYaBitness]

Because people are weird and have too much time & money. I'll stick to my Legos and Montblanc pens.

 

[MissRadiant]

Because people are weird and have too much time & money. I'll stick to my Legos and Montblanc pens.

Had to click to see if it was a urologist near me....nope, wrong part of NJ.

Back to thinking about Legos.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Because people are weird and have too much time & money. I'll stick to my Legos and Montblanc pens.

You know what's a shame? They just lead off with how his dong is a little below average in size. Maybe he was a grower and not a show-er? Nope, they just jump into someone paying 3k for his 1.5" ride

 

[MindYaBitness]

You know what's a shame? They just lead off with how his dong is a little below average in size. Maybe he was a grower and not a show-er? Nope, they just jump into someone paying 3k for his 1.5" ride

Plus, they don't really even give credit to the fact that in it's desiccated state we have no real way of knowing what it was like pre-dried. Have you seen mummified boobs? Same concept; what was plump & beautiful in life become shriveled, sad, shadows of their former glory

 

[__Nathan1968]

You know what's a shame? They just lead off with how his dong is a little below average in size. Maybe he was a grower and not a show-er? Nope, they just jump into someone paying 3k for his 1.5" ride

https://www.npr.org/2008/07/02/92126411/the-twisted-journey-of-napoleons-privates

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Plus, they don't really even give credit to the fact that in it's desiccated state we have no real way of knowing what it was like pre-dried. Have you seen mummified boobs? Same concept; what was plump & beautiful in life become shriveled, sad, shadows of their former glory

I bet he had a respectable 3.75" like most people expect and is the absolute maximum that a woman can handle as my ex related to me numerous times.