Sex & Shenanigans

Ah, now I'm understanding why guys keep their dick pics on their phone: it's like a dick resume. "No, babe, I swear, it gets better. Here's a pic with references. See that one chick, she gave it 4 stars and a "would ride again" Yelp review!"
i mean, the "when was your last orgasm" and "did you get cyber laid last night" threads are also great resumes if you're willing to claim your work :ROFLMAO: 😂
 
Unless you shared a pic with zero effort
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and/or a drink bottle in frame, you're pretty safe 😉
I like to stay hydrated?
 
Exactly, I'm equally as interested in your dexterity and how nimble your tongue is. Take a video of you tying a cherry stem in a knot if you really want to catch a lady's attention!
A real gentleman will study pussy eating and clit sucking videos if he is serious about pleasing the ladies. Check out the lesbians, they know what they’re doing.
 
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