Sex & Shenanigans

[aussiegeekygal]

Oh, please may it be arranged?

Arrangements have been made

 

[UnquietDreams]

Arrangements have been made

Oh, you are absolutely the best!

 

[LupineOne]

Oof. The day is almost here. I’m excited.

 

[HarryHill]

Hiya Wolfie





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[Kitty_so_frisky]

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Apropos of nothing, l love my air fryer.

Air fryer, Sous Vide, Ninja PossibleCooker... kitchen appliances are the bomb!

wait, i love my air fryer...best $100 i have ever spent...

Unfortunately, the apartment I am still in has limited counter space. Air Fryer, InstaPot, and my kid just bought herself a Keurig (and she refuses to take it to her Mom's house) fight with my coffee making stuff already.

I love MY air fryer (front-loading NuWave Brio, can also be used as a rotisserie or a dehydrator). I do not love roommate’s InstantPot Duo something air fryer, which is the one that gets counter space. It is top-loading and I am short and have burned my arm on it more than once Do not recommend top-loading air fryers for short people!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Sure! We’ll have to rotate locations so we don’t risk cleaning out the Lego, skincare and random-yet-oddly-specific kitchen junk of one store night after night though!

My ex wasn't crazy about me buying "kitchen crap," so most of this came in the last year or so since the divorce. Of course, she got the house with all the counter space (only taken up by the bread machine she hasn't used in at least ten years, heh).

When I buy a house, counter space will be the second most important thing (after bookshelves...)

Heyyy you

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Also, if I ever get to design my own kitchen, that fucker is going to be filled with countertop appliance garages! I want the most frequently-used and/or heaviest appliances all at usable counter-height without the visual clutter and dust.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Also, if I ever get to design my own kitchen, that fucker is going to be filled with countertop appliance garages! I want the most frequently-used and/or heaviest appliances all at usable counter-height without the visual clutter and dust.

YES!!! I have ample counter space in my new place - why they didn't install an appliance garage is beyond me! I'd really love a butler's pantry to put everything in BUT maybe that'll be in my next lifetime!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

YES!!! I have ample counter space in my new place - why they didn't install an appliance garage is beyond me! I'd really love a butler's pantry to put everything in BUT maybe that'll be in my next lifetime!

My current apartment has a small walk-in coat closet that we use as a pantry. It’s good for dry, shelf-stable foods, but a PITA to drag kitchen appliances from there to the kitchen when needed…hence my desire for countertop garage appliances as well!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

My current apartment has a small walk-in coat closet that we use as a pantry. It’s good for dry, shelf-stable foods, but a PITA to drag kitchen appliances from there to the kitchen when needed…hence my desire for countertop garage appliances as well!

And most kitchen appliances are NOT light. I remember being in an apartment and storing crockpots and stuff on top of the cabinets - what a pain!!!!

 

[SmokingFap]

Also, if I ever get to design my own kitchen, that fucker is going to be filled with countertop appliance garages! I want the most frequently-used and/or heaviest appliances all at usable counter-height without the visual clutter and dust.
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Those kitchens are either from show houses or belong to serial killers.

 

[MissRadiant]

Also, if I ever get to design my own kitchen, that fucker is going to be filled with countertop appliance garages! I want the most frequently-used and/or heaviest appliances all at usable counter-height without the visual clutter and dust.
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Hmmm this helps me with ideas.

 

[SmokingFap]

Those kitchens are either from show houses or belong to serial killers.

Oh, @MidwestPrincess23, like that's the most shocking thing I've ever said.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Oh, @MidwestPrincess23, like that's the most shocking thing I've ever said.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Me neither.

All the best memes are for you!

The really crappy ones are for @SirConradPeckereye.

Jokes on you.... the so called crappy ones are still funny af!

 

[OtherwisePrint6210]

I also had traumatic experiences having younger and older brothers... I've walked into some things that I wish I hadn't. I blame myself for being more secretive and thinking boys also cared about not getting caught.

I've always been very open with my kids about masturbation and being safe sexually. My parents were the exact opposite. I'm pretty sure I traumatize them at least once a day talking about things typical moms don't discuss. It brings me joy.

It keeps them safe….

 

[LupineOne]

All this food appliances talk is gonna put me in a baking mood…Apple Bourbon Bread Pudding anyone?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Cracker crumbs and and 3 half full bottles of lotion on the nightstand...

Pfft like you've never wanted a snack after...

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

All this food appliances talk is gonna put me in a baking mood…Apple Bourbon Bread Pudding anyone?

YES PLEASE!!!

 

[SmokingFap]

All this food appliances talk is gonna put me in a baking mood…Apple Bourbon Bread Pudding anyone?

Do you have to bake it, or can you just put it all in my mouth?

 

[LupineOne]

Do you have to bake it, or can you just put it all in my mouth?

I have to bake it, unfortunately

 

[DaringFunGuy]

And most kitchen appliances are NOT light. I remember being in an apartment and storing crockpots and stuff on top of the cabinets - what a pain!!!!

Those kitchen aid mixers are a workout!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Pfft like you've never wanted a snack after...

I try to carb load before the main event, help with stamina & cleanup

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Those kitchen aid mixers are a workout!

Right???? I FINALLY have a big enough kitchen to keep mine on the counter - lugging that thing around is brutal!

 

[DaringFunGuy]

Right???? I FINALLY have a big enough kitchen to keep mine on the counter - lugging that thing around is brutal!

The worst is when you forget to flip that latch and it pops open as you move it across the kitchen!!! The worst!