Sex & Shenanigans

[Wriggle]

I turned up in a tuxedo for my first and last pyjama party, because I thought it would impress the ladies.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I turned up in a tuxedo for my first and last pyjama party, because I thought it would impress the ladies.

You sure that’s not spelled tucksedo? I coulda sworn…

 

[Wriggle]

You sure that’s not spelled tucksedo? I coulda sworn…

Black is useful for making the fatter parts look slimmer.

 

[Wriggle]

And as you were on about British spellings and not the need to tuck something away (it's not even 6am - let me brain kick in) we spell it
T U C K C E D O U G H

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And as you were on about British spellings and not the need to tuck something away (it's not even 6am - let me brain kick in) we spell it
T U C K C E D O U G H

Oh, yeah. Of course.

 

[dawn_of_night]

And as you were on about British spellings and not the need to tuck something away (it's not even 6am - let me brain kick in) we spell it
T U C K C E D O U G H

Good morning

 

[Wriggle]

Good morning

Good evening.

Incidentally we call this time of day the Crack of Dawn

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good evening.

Incidentally we call this time of day the Crack of Dawn

Dawn is on her way to nighty bye....
It's only 123 here though.... Not 6am...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

And as you were on about British spellings and not the need to tuck something away (it's not even 6am - let me brain kick in) we spell it
T U C K C E D O U G H

Hate to break it to you, but adding unnecessary vowels and “gh”s isn’t just a British thing, it’s a white people thing Never forget: there’s some poor girl out there whose asshole mother named her “McKennedeigh”!

 

[LupineOne]

Hate to break it to you, but adding unnecessary vowels and “gh”s isn’t just a British thing, it’s a white people thing Never forget: there’s some poor girl out there whose asshole mother named her “McKennedeigh”!
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That poor girl

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Morning shenanigang!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I try to carb load before the main event, help with stamina & cleanup

Atta girl! Don't need you passing out after, also that would raise many questions finding you passed out with your lit trophy...

 

[Qky75]

Morning shenanigang!

Holy shit I didn't think I had a recent pic unshaven

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Y’all talk about some weird shit sometimes. But it’s way better than cheese!

Idk if you want to say that around @LaisDeMarieDeFrance.... she might shank you..

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

And most kitchen appliances are NOT light. I remember being in an apartment and storing crockpots and stuff on top of the cabinets - what a pain!!!!

Crockpots are not that heavy! lightweight!

Though I'm glad the airfryer can sit on the counter.... that thing is a beast!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Crockpots are not that heavy! lightweight!

Though I'm glad the airfryer can sit on the counter.... that thing is a beast!

Not heavy, no… but they were really high up!! Sucked to grab a step stool every time I needed a crock pot!! Then again I was young, not as bad then as it would be now!

 

[Qky75]

Not heavy, no… but they were really high up!! Sucked to grab a step stool every time I needed a crock pot!! Then again I was young, not as bad then as it would be now!

A broken hip is the beginning of the end.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

This morning I tried to make my coffee before I was adequately awake.
Instead of putting my spoon in the sugar bowl and adding sugar to my coffee mug, I put my spoon in my coffee mug and added coffee to the sugar bowl.
I hope all your days are off to better starts than mine is.

 

[SWR101]

Morning, gang, I’ve been out of it yesterday and very down, but I’m feeling a little better today.

 

[morelikeasong]

I dig a guy who radiates with that confident Donald Duck energy, ifyaknowwhatimean!

What about a girl that radiates Winnie the Pooh energy?

 

[Wriggle]

What about a girl that radiates Winnie the Pooh energy?

T-shirt and no pants?

 

[Qky75]

What about a girl that radiates Winnie the Pooh energy?

Both sans pants ...I can totally support this idea!

 

[LupineOne]

What about a girl that radiates Winnie the Pooh energy?

Fuck yes!

 

[peekingone]

Morning shenanigang!

Rise and shine. Make it a great one.

 

[morelikeasong]

T-shirt and no pants?

And always in the mood for a smackerel of honey