sammyIammy
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“Everything is so wet, I really don’t know.”
I just keep re-reading that line. Wasted riches.
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I just keep re-reading that line. Wasted riches.
Nightspeed
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That's what she said. I can neither confirm or deny or statement. But, I haven't seen her since so I'm still looking for a blowjob...lol
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A disappointment? Yeah, a very general one. Probably falls under feeling sorry for myself. This one starts with “I love my wife but…”
The reality is that our sex kink levels are far far apart. I like kinky and she doesn’t have a kinky bone in her body. I wish she would do more but I don’t want her to be uncomfortable so I have given up on any kink in my marriage. I miss me some kink.
The reality is that our sex kink levels are far far apart. I like kinky and she doesn’t have a kinky bone in her body. I wish she would do more but I don’t want her to be uncomfortable so I have given up on any kink in my marriage. I miss me some kink.
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Soon after we started full swap meetings with other couples, we met a couple through a swingers website that we were very interested in. After the events of our first encounter, we had initiated a policy of no playing on the first date. So we met this couple over dinner and drinks, got along great with them, and looked forward to seeing them again. Well, that turned out to be a problem. Took us about a year to set up a play date. Swinging can be hard when you have kids at home, and both of us had them. We kept in touch and made several attempts, but things always fell through for one reason or another.
About a year later the stars aligned and we finally got together. The other husband and my wife went upstairs first, while the other wife and I stayed downstairs and made a round of cocktails for everyone. We kissed and touched each other while I made cocktails, and by the time we got upstairs the other two were on the bed fully engaged. The other wife and I got undressed and took the spare mattress on the floor. I went down on here and licked her to an orgasm, and then she went down on me. That's where things went wrong. Getting oral from her was like sticking my cock in a garbage disposal. She could not keep her teeth out of the way. I ended that quickly, we fucked and had a great time. But that blow job was among the worst ever. Later, I took a good look at her and realized the problem. She had a very small mouth. My cock is average size, but it was still too large for her tiny mouth. We got together with them several times after that, but never again did I stick my cock in her mouth.
About a year later the stars aligned and we finally got together. The other husband and my wife went upstairs first, while the other wife and I stayed downstairs and made a round of cocktails for everyone. We kissed and touched each other while I made cocktails, and by the time we got upstairs the other two were on the bed fully engaged. The other wife and I got undressed and took the spare mattress on the floor. I went down on here and licked her to an orgasm, and then she went down on me. That's where things went wrong. Getting oral from her was like sticking my cock in a garbage disposal. She could not keep her teeth out of the way. I ended that quickly, we fucked and had a great time. But that blow job was among the worst ever. Later, I took a good look at her and realized the problem. She had a very small mouth. My cock is average size, but it was still too large for her tiny mouth. We got together with them several times after that, but never again did I stick my cock in her mouth.
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“Getting oral from her was like sticking my cock in a garbage disposal.“ The funniest thing I’ve ever read on here. Glad I wasn’t drinking coffee. I had this experience as a young man. The woman i was dating was terrible at giving head. The worst thing was that the previous woman I was with, a married woman, was amazing at it.
ctarrantella
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It's been awhile, but about a month ago my wife and I had a chance to be alone.
Everything was going great at home, we went up the bedroom, undressed, and were standing by the bed. She pushed me down on the bed, which was very uncharacteristic for her.
My legs off the bed she started to go down on me, like she always does. Although it was different this time. There was a mission she had. Anyway, I can usually last long when she goes down on me. I think this time I lasted like 30 seconds (no joke). I told her to stop. She licked my balls for two seconds. I still felt the sensation of cumming. Told her to stop again.
Next thing I knew, I was blasting all over the carpet and myself straight in the air. It was so embarrassing!
My wife and I have been in a really long rut, so it was several weeks. No clue why that happened so quickly that night.
Everything was going great at home, we went up the bedroom, undressed, and were standing by the bed. She pushed me down on the bed, which was very uncharacteristic for her.
My legs off the bed she started to go down on me, like she always does. Although it was different this time. There was a mission she had. Anyway, I can usually last long when she goes down on me. I think this time I lasted like 30 seconds (no joke). I told her to stop. She licked my balls for two seconds. I still felt the sensation of cumming. Told her to stop again.
Next thing I knew, I was blasting all over the carpet and myself straight in the air. It was so embarrassing!
My wife and I have been in a really long rut, so it was several weeks. No clue why that happened so quickly that night.
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It's funny how many people have mentioned disappointing blowjobs. Add me to the list. I know that every other act may be disappointing depending on partner, mood, physical condition, intake of alcohol, etc, etc. But I go into most acts with optimism and open-mindedness. Not so with blowjobs - even with my wife, who isn't bad. Basically, I expect every blowjob I receive to be disappointing, or 'average' at best, and I can count the really good ones on the fingers of one hand.
Full disclosure: before I get accused of bitching like a good ol' chauvinist, I do my damnedest to give oral pleasure to the women I end up in the sack with, and though I doubt I provide satisfaction every time, I would say that I almost certainly give better than I get.
Full disclosure: before I get accused of bitching like a good ol' chauvinist, I do my damnedest to give oral pleasure to the women I end up in the sack with, and though I doubt I provide satisfaction every time, I would say that I almost certainly give better than I get.
Thank God there's at least one woman admit it's not all that. I'll do it if she wants but not a favorite, to many things happening at once it's hard to concentrate or enjoy.
But O it is, unfortunatelyThat's just horrible. Looking and finding shouldn't be that difficult.
Yeah, that does not seem like it would work. Most of my subs gag even when they're controlling all of the movement. Double gagteam doesn't sound good!
You know what else does this?
Guys have this societal pressure to "fuck any damn hot girl that comes along" *breaks into double bicep pose*
I had this problem years ago when I'd try to sleep with women I wasn't actually getting along with. I don't mean they were bad people or anything like that, and they were beautiful. Just no click and no chemistry, and then no dickistry.
Horrid for both people, the man feels like a biological failure and I imagine the woman must wonder if something is insufficient with herself too...
Oh god there's nothing worse than putrid private parts. The only time I've managed to get a latin lady (significant because I've always found them beautiful and there's none where I'm from) to my hotel room I ran into this problem, the fumes could melt glass.
I think the problem is that reality is different rather than worse, but things happen differently in reality.
Again I reference the former straight guys who have sucked my dick, obviously none of the videos they watch feature a gag reflex....
I know that feeling. One girl I was worth thought that the objective of a blowjob was to suck as hard as humanly possible. I tried to push her away but such was the pain that my reflex resulted in me palm striking her head...I will add my own to the list of disappointments
Golden Showers
Expectation: Hot fluid pleasantly dripping off your body
Reality: Acrid, eye stringing, skin burning ordeal that you are sure you can still smell a week later
Capecodguy2023
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I agree it’s much hotter in theory Vs reality . I’ve done it a few times
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No, I meant his breath and arm pits lol! I sprayed him with perfume after a while because he said he could not distinguish bad smells from good smells! But then it might be me cos I have the same problem with hubby! Or maybe it's just old age, hubby and I haven't kissed properly in years. I don't remember younger guys having bad breath...
Sweet_Lucy19
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hot tub/pool sex, it sounds hot but i could live with never doin it again. Getting off on the jets is way more fun
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silky52
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The jets are fun!
I was about to say I've never experienced that but.... actually... I have a female friend who has bad breath. She very hygienic, but her breath is probably a barrier to anything ever happening there.
Extremely offputting!
silky52
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Good thing about being online with someone is those things don't matter lol.
needfulgrl3126
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A quote from Howard Wolowitz from The Big Bang Theory: "Sex is never the way I imagine."
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EStaccato
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It’s funny because it’s true.
Capecodguy2023
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I finally had a mff 3 sum, i had been waiting for decades . It was fine ,kid of hot but didn’t live up to my fantasy
Wonderer67
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Same here. Was with two women who were friends. One liked me more than I liked her that way. And I liked the other one a lot better.
The act itself was ok… a bit awkward.
But the end result was a shit show. The girl who liked me more than I liked her threw herself on me in the days following. And the woman I liked more gave me the cold shoulder.
Capecodguy2023
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With mine, the girls never touched each other . And in the middle Of it One of the women called a male friend st it morphed into a 4 sum
As I always say... if we were meant to have threesomes then we'd have two dicks, I've never spoken to someone who's threesome didn't feature someone getting blown off.... not in the good way....
Capecodguy2023
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I’ve done a few mfm , no male contact . Sometimes the guy joins in, sometimes he just watches . A good time was had by all
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