Shit, shittier, my day

[Svenskaflicka]

It's not those balls I want to hit...

No, finger painting is out of the question. It's much too advanced. Jigsaw puzzle, maybe. Oh, and next week, we're gonna go and listen to a local musician hold a lecture called "You see with your eyes, you hear with your ears".

There's a weird pressure inside my chest, like a scream building up. Maybe, if you put your ear to my chest, you can hear the ocean roar..?

 

[Just-Legal]

Flicka, honey, any chance you can have the web in the background?

Leave lit running JUST to freak them out

*sniggers*

Oh, and as for the smokers - "You may have a death wish, but I don't" or "My chest doesn't like you, and seeing as how I need it to breathe, get that thing out of your mouth. Now"

I'm a smoker. They work *nods*

 

[Svenskaflicka]

We're not allowed to visit porn sites on state financed computers. *pout*

And I don't think those lines would work, either. Too many diificult words. Like "that" and "have".

First week finally over. I'm thinking of making a huge exception to my rules, and get myself a drink. I have some Diet Coke in the fridge. With Lemon Flavour. That will do.

 

[BlackSnake]

'G' mode.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I know what a G point is. Is "G Mode" Am English for "being horny all the time"???

 

[BlackSnake]

I know what a G point is. Is "G Mode" Am English for "being horny all the time"???

Not even close. Try rated 'G'.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

OK, I know that G-rated means "kids-may-see-this-movie-because-all-tits-are-covered-by-seashells".

 

[SlickTony]

The sad thing here is that I've met several STUPID people today, and all of them have well-paid jobs.

I've been there, too, Svenskaflicka! Boy howdy, have I ever been there! Ain't it a bitch?

We're not allowed to visit porn sites on state financed computers. *pout*

Sheesh, it's hardly any better than being in America! Another illusion about the country of my ancestors shot to hell.

Hope you get a fine job, or barring that, some kind of job, before long! You have my devout sympathy.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Thank you.