Similes and metaphors.

[Bamagan]

Shouldn't this go in the other thread?

Seems to have leaked over.
Guess the other one got saturated.

 

[JaxRhapsody]

It's a kind of portmanteau of 'wash' and 'harsh,' because bathing is considered a punishment

It's actually worsh- pronounced that way, anyway. Those people often say turlette(toilet), too.

 

[Bamagan]

It's actually worsh- pronounced that way, anyway. Those people often say turlette(toilet), too.

Potato pahtahto, I guess. My dad definitely said it like warsh, although his sister does say worsh.

 

[JaxRhapsody]

Seems to have leaked over.
Guess the other one got saturated.

Sounds like a slippery situation.

 

[Bamagan]

Sounds like a slippery situation.

Yeah. We better start rounding up a pair of each animal. But this time let's skip the mosquitoes.

 

[JaxRhapsody]

Potato pahtahto, I guess. My dad definitely said it like warsh, although his sister does say worsh.

I can't say nothin'. Warsh could be the proper improper way to say it. As a writer who values things like grammar and punctuation; I'd hate to tell somebody the wrong way to say something wrong the right way. I'd feel kinda foolish after finding out right wrong way was the right way and I was wrong about being right, because I said the wrong wrong way.

 

[Bamagan]

I can't say nothin'. Warsh could be the proper improper way to say it. As a writer who values things like grammar and punctuation; I'd hate to tell somebody the wrong way to say something wrong the right way. I'd feel kinda foolish after finding out right wrong way was the right way and I was wrong about being right, because I said the wrong wrong way.

Meh. What a person does with their vowels is between them and their gawd.

 

[yowser]

From a Summer contest WIP:

This whole marriage thing is one tricky business, I tell you. Monogamy has more wrinkles than a cerebral cortex






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