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pmann said:
This needs to be posted somewhere. I can't think of a better place than here:

unquoted to sooth eyes and minds

He's pointing to that shit too! Like, "Right here, right here." That bat is my hero.

We have rim a rat, fist a frog and... Beat a bat? Em? Night? Lil help here.
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"Where's a Robin when you need one!?"
"Robin, come and get it...?
"Hey - check out my dynamic duo and caped crusader..."
 
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LMFAO! Now I guess I'll have to quit using the insult "hung like a bat."

Where do you guys find this shit?
 
"Since most of my friends are..."

BeachMomma said:
Where do you guys find this shit?
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Most people I know think that I'm crazy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfIpWrnzDJ0

and a pretty boy version for Rainshine with lots of pictures :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Qj5Zt53gQs

...now if only Hugh did a version

BeachMomma, pmann is in a league of his own. I mean whale foreskins and a bat's dynamic duo sporting it's bat fat un-caped crusader - league of his own. Even the rat would be afraid of that bat. Fist a Frog is afraid of pigeons and Sniff Pitts eats honey badger

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg
 
Bat facts

ah - educational statistics will never be the same...
 
This thread has once more taken a bizarre turn and presented a peek into the depravity-rich minds of the participants.






APPROVED!! :)
 
NightL said:
Most people I know think that I'm crazy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfIpWrnzDJ0

and a pretty boy version for Rainshine with lots of pictures :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Qj5Zt53gQs

...now if only Hugh did a version

BeachMomma, pmann is in a league of his own. I mean whale foreskins and a bat's dynamic duo sporting it's bat fat un-caped crusader - league of his own. Even the rat would be afraid of that bat. Fist a Frog is afraid of pigeons and Sniff Pitts eats honey badger

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg
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I don't know; I think you and Em manage to keep up with him!

Emerson40 said:
I have a staff of dedicated shit-finders. ;)
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They deserve a raise.

pmann said:
http://nces.ed.gov/nceskids/createagraph/graphwrite.aspx?ID=37d6ff4152f44f8d9c9801a104c3a4cc&r=38615.3453639&file=png
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*snort* Bat porn? Holy Jesus and Blessed Mary.

Father forgive us, for we have sinned - and hope to sin again.

StickMann, that's wrong on so many levels, I can't begin to count them!

Emerson40 said:
This thread has once more taken a bizarre turn and presented a peek into the depravity-rich minds of the participants.






APPROVED!! :)
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Yeah, ain't it great? Y'all are awesome friends! Where else can a girl come to confide her troubles on page 1 and be laughing her ass off by page 3? :D

:heart: :kiss:
 
pmann said:
It's called getting pigeonholed.

*laughs at self even if none of you fuckers laugh at my amazing joke*
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I'm quoting this again because it did not get the attention it deserved. I practically posted the Mona Lisa of puns (but waaaaaay better) and you fuckers passed right over it.

So here is your second chance. I'd hate for you gobblecocks to not get your chance. One day, when this post is the main attraction at the Louvre, you'll try to tell your grandchildren that you belonged to a thread with the Whaled Weinered One and that you saw this post when it was first made. But your grandchildren will look at you like you're liars like I look at my grandparents when they tell me TV used to be black and white. Or that not every house had cable. Fucking liars.
 
pmann said:
I'm quoting this again because it did not get the attention it deserved. I practically posted the Mona Lisa of puns (but waaaaaay better) and you fuckers passed right over it.

So here is your second chance. I'd hate for you gobblecocks to not get your chance. One day, when this post is the main attraction at the Louvre, you'll try to tell your grandchildren that you belonged to a thread with the Whaled Weinered One and that you saw this post when it was first made. But your grandchildren will look at you like you're liars like I look at my grandparents when they tell me TV used to be black and white. Or that not every house had cable. Fucking liars.
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OK, I'll admit it. I didn't get the reference. Urbandictionary came to my rescue. I'm shocked!

I had one tiny little bit of innocence left, StickMann, and you took it. You should be ashamed of yourself!

:rolleyes:
 
I am the innocent one here. I think we can all agree, I'm the pope of Angel Town.

But I was really just trying to be clever with the word, never filthy. I am an angel.
 
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Where is my beloved Rainshine? She will come here and attest to my innocence. She will defend my honour.
 
Well, I could practically walk on water over to her country and wake her up. I can do that, because I can walk on water. Because I'm awesome and pope like.
 
Goddamn! That lightning strike was CLOSE! Jesus! I'm not sitting next to you anymore!
 
pmann said:
It's called getting pigeonholed.

*laughs at self even if none of you fuckers laugh at my amazing joke*
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pmann said:
I'm quoting this again because it did not get the attention it deserved. I practically posted the Mona Lisa of puns (but waaaaaay better) and you fuckers passed right over it.

So here is your second chance. I'd hate for you gobblecocks to not get your chance. One day, when this post is the main attraction at the Louvre, you'll try to tell your grandchildren that you belonged to a thread with the Whaled Weinered One and that you saw this post when it was first made. But your grandchildren will look at you like you're liars like I look at my grandparents when they tell me TV used to be black and white. Or that not every house had cable. Fucking liars.
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http://25.media.tumblr.com/9ba0e3bc582781b3d06bcc83421404b5/tumblr_mhd11j1jjj1r2o0mno1_500.gif
 
Rainshine said:
There was a time I would have agreed. Little did I know it was all a cunning plan and you were just luring me into your dark and secret world of checklists, pie charts and internet tomfoolery.

Beachie is correct, you're on your own with this one.
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;) We women are always right. They just don't see it our way.

pmann said:
I'm getting my toys and going home. ;)
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WAIT! Leave the toys! :D
 
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