Since most of my friends are on this forum...

[Lord Pmann]

And when we're not, it's purely because we're charitable and just letting them think they're right.

I've been known to poke holes in arguments.

 

[BeachMomma]

I've been known to poke holes in arguments.

I'm sure you have; that still doesn't make you right.

 

[Lord Pmann]

*Looks up tactician*
*gets shit eating grin on face*

 

[NightL]

So where the bloody hell are you?

stuff the shrimps and barbie - xxxx taste like...

Australia's new tourism campaign
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[BeachMomma]

I'm doing better as far as the chest pain and heart racing are concerned. The medicine that keeps my heart under control is wreaking havoc on me though. I have no energy at all, and it's even messing with my eyesight. Even better, it killed my sex drive. A redhead with no sex drive? That's unheard of!

I'm going to talk to the cardiologist at work. I don't know if this is something I'll adjust to, or if I'll have to learn to put up with it, or if it's back to the drawing board and try to figure something else out. The sex drive is a minor inconvenience; I NEED my eyesight and energy. School will get really hectic in a couple of months; I won't be able to survive it if I'm still like this.

How are you doll? Seems like I haven't talked to you in forever.

 

[BeachMomma]

LOL Night! Watch out Australia! Stickmann has arrived!

 

[Lord Pmann]

LOL Night! Watch out Australia! Stickmann has arrived!

That's right. I do it kangie style. (That's Australian for kangaroo)

 

[NightL]

Kangie Beer

That's right. I do it kangie style. (That's Australian for kangaroo)

Nothing tastes better than an ice cold beer after a hard day's work.
http://ginacobb.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/09/kangaroo.jpg

 

[SBroadB9]

I'm doing better as far as the chest pain and heart racing are concerned. The medicine that keeps my heart under control is wreaking havoc on me though. I have no energy at all, and it's even messing with my eyesight. Even better, it killed my sex drive. A redhead with no sex drive? That's unheard of!

I'm going to talk to the cardiologist at work. I don't know if this is something I'll adjust to, or if I'll have to learn to put up with it, or if it's back to the drawing board and try to figure something else out. The sex drive is a minor inconvenience; I NEED my eyesight and energy. School will get really hectic in a couple of months; I won't be able to survive it if I'm still like this.

How are you doll? Seems like I haven't talked to you in forever.

You take care of yourself! Doesn't sound to me like the med should do all that. For sure it didn't kill my sex drive. And, my eyesight and energy weren't affected, either.

 

[Emerson40]

I'm doing better as far as the chest pain and heart racing are concerned. The medicine that keeps my heart under control is wreaking havoc on me though. I have no energy at all, and it's even messing with my eyesight. Even better, it killed my sex drive. A redhead with no sex drive? That's unheard of!

I'm going to talk to the cardiologist at work. I don't know if this is something I'll adjust to, or if I'll have to learn to put up with it, or if it's back to the drawing board and try to figure something else out. The sex drive is a minor inconvenience; I NEED my eyesight and energy. School will get really hectic in a couple of months; I won't be able to survive it if I'm still like this.

Are you perhaps going through some sort of withdrawal from your dependancy on the chemical stimulants - the ciggies and cola - and this is playing havoc on your internal systems and workings?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc5hgdA2Nr1qa70eyo1_500.jpg <<== WE FELL IN LOVE SO FAST - COLA IN EJACULATORY SLO-MO

A redhead with no sex drive? The sex drive is a minor inconvenience; I NEED my eyesight and energy. School will get really hectic in a couple of months......

A Mr. B. Ommer called the tip line and suggested you revisit your statement in bold. There seems to be a wee disagreement about just what a "need" is versus "a minor inconvenience". The connection on the the call was poor, but what was able to be picked out, rather insensitively, was that blind people have sex.

 

[bluebomber]

Maybe i can get a whale penis skin desk chair because you know it's SOOO soft.

No no no....Sorry just thinking about sitting in my chair nekkid knowing it's made out of whale penis skin just makes me a little uneasy. Now don't get me wrong i have nothing against whales but i don't think i could sit in a chair made out of penis skin, whale,bat,frog or even kangaroo.

Hmm....now if i could find a chair made out of whale vaginal skin thats a different story. Maybe one where it has flaps that you could fold around yourself to keep you warm on those chilly nights. One that vibrates, Maybe with a hoodie on the headrest. Yeah now we're talking. Google and Ebay here i come.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Nothing tastes better than an ice cold beer after a hard day's work.
http://ginacobb.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/09/kangaroo.jpg

Look at that kangie. That's a man's kangie. He's got balls the size of the moon. I'll bet that's a yummy Fosters beeya. (Beeya is how Aussies say beer). He's going to woo some Aussie bird, take her home and do her joey style.

@bluebomber- I assure you that whale foreskin is the best you can get. Absolutely. You will not regret it. It's the best foreskin money can buy. And trust me, I know foreskin. As a man who has had a couch, some boots and a full length coat made of his own foreskin, I can assure you that whale is the best. Aside from Pmann penis.

 

[BeachMomma]

You got lucky! They're all documented side effects.

 

[BeachMomma]

I'm ashamed to admit it but I haven't stopped smoking yet. The caffeine withdrawal is already gone.

And Em? I love you! You rock! Blind nurses can't pay the bills and blind students can't make a's. lol

 

[BeachMomma]

Maybe i can get a whale penis skin desk chair because you know it's SOOO soft.

No no no....Sorry just thinking about sitting in my chair nekkid knowing it's made out of whale penis skin just makes me a little uneasy. Now don't get me wrong i have nothing against whales but i don't think i could sit in a chair made out of penis skin, whale,bat,frog or even kangaroo.

Hmm....now if i could find a chair made out of whale vaginal skin thats a different story. Maybe one where it has flaps that you could fold around yourself to keep you warm on those chilly nights. One that vibrates, Maybe with a hoodie on the headrest. Yeah now we're talking. Google and Ebay here i come.

Oh god. Rainy can I move in with you?

 

[BeachMomma]

Well that wasn't the great update I was hoping for. I hope the Cardiologist has some answers for you. When are you going to check in with him??

I saw him today at work. We're going to try an experiment. He's not sure it'll help, but it's worth a try. I'm going to take the medicine at night, and hopefully, the worst symptoms will hit while I'm asleep anyway. It's the long acting version of metoprolol, a beta blocker. It works the entire 24 hours, so you only have to take it once a day. I hope his solution will work; we'll see. He said we might have to cut it back to what I was taking before and add a calcium channel blocker.

Yes, yes you can. The key is under the mat.

It's safe here and more importantly I won't sit on, or wrapped in, whale genitalia. As an added bonus you can nuzzle pmann in my ample bosom when you get home sick and need comfort.

Tough luck BB, she's mine now!!

I get to nuzzle in your ample bosom?!? When's the next flight outta here? Australia must be beautiful this time of year!

 

[BeachMomma]

Look at that kangie. That's a man's kangie. He's got balls the size of the moon. I'll bet that's a yummy Fosters beeya. (Beeya is how Aussies say beer). He's going to woo some Aussie bird, take her home and do her joey style.

@bluebomber- I assure you that whale foreskin is the best you can get. Absolutely. You will not regret it. It's the best foreskin money can buy. And trust me, I know foreskin. As a man who has had a couch, some boots and a full length coat made of his own foreskin, I can assure you that whale is the best. Aside from Pmann penis.

WHOOOOO! Momma wants a couch made of PMann foreskin!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oh that's a plan, I hope it works out. When are you going to switch? Tomorrow?

Sky is blue, sun is shining and the bosom is warm and soft and ample, or as pmann might say... adequate. Get ya ticket.

I can't wait to get all up in that adequate bosom.

You'll like it here in Australia (where I clearly live, given my accent), Beachie. Just watch out for the drop bears.

 

[BeachMomma]

Yeah, if I remember not to take it tomorrow morning, I'll switch then. I'm not making any promises; I can't even remember to empty the old coffee when I put on a new pot at 5am.

Adequate bosom - that works for me. Between the two of us, we'll have ample bosom - even by pmann's standards.

 

[BeachMomma]

Pmann, your accent is so perfectly Australian, it's uncanny how much you sound like Steve Irwin. :-D

*ducks the next lightning strike*

 

[BeachMomma]

*snorts*

Now I hear him in my head with a sweet, woman's voice. Oh Jesus I need brain bleach!

 

[BeachMomma]

It didn't. :-/

Poor PMann. I hope he knows we only pick on him because we love him.

 

[BeachMomma]

OMG! It's a miracle! I remembered to pull out the metoprolol this morning!

Now I just have to remember to take it tonight. That's going to be the trick. I can remember to take meds in the morning, but any other time during the day - it usually just doesn't happen.

Yeah, I know. I'm a bad patient. There's a reason nurses have the reputation of being the worst patients.

 

[BeachMomma]

So yesterday at work, I saw the other male nurse who took care of me when I was in the cath lab. Not the hunky one, but this one isn't half bad either. I gave him a hug and thanked him for taking such good care of me during my cath.

He didn't recognize me in "clothes." LOL It's always funny when people overhear us saying that. The looks on their faces is always priceless.

 

[BeachMomma]

I use an app called dosecast. I remembered to change it, so there's hope.