Siren songs and helicockters

[Dubinsky]

Ok everyone, with a technical assist from @vagrantx I present to you, a belated thank you for 100 pages. All the laughs, the horniness, and, of course, the TRICKS . Thank you to all the guys (and gals) who have put themselves out there. You’re all awesome. 10/10s in my book.

Now how many of you actually read this whole thing before clicking that first link?

I'm always leery about bringing my phone into the shower.

Fortunately, you're not. Thank YOU!!!!

 

[lavendersilk]

I've just been posting them to facebook like everyone else, I assume?

Oh, my...

 

[Photog1rl]

Oh, my...

Right??

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I've just been posting them to facebook™ like everyone else, I assume?

Damn dude. Congratulations on that one.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

I feel like an idiot… all I see I Drew Barrymore

Click the last emoji on the post! But rest your jaw before hand because I think I broke mine when it hit the floor

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Just in case anyone was curious, I’m coming to you live from the shower right now

Clicked too

I have like 3 photos up rn... Lol. Just out in threads. Lol. I'd be naked and taking pics of myself all fucking day... Wait.

Maybe I need a career change... I could be naked all day. Lol

Not a single person would be upset by this

 

[lavendersilk]

Ok everyone, with a technical assist from @vagrantx I present to you, a belated thank you for 100 pages. All the laughs, the horniness, and, of course, the TRICKS. Thank you to all the guys (and gals) who have put themselves out there. You’re all awesome. 10/10s in my book.

Now how many of you actually read this whole thing before clicking that first link?

Lol, I clicked that first link so fast and I actually felt anger towards Drew for the first time.

You are so incredibly generous with your time and assets. Love you to pieces.

 

[dawn_of_night]

What new toys do you speak of?

Well, you know.

New toys you might use while

Also, might be something found at your local Lovers Lane lounge...

 

[morelikeasong]

Lol, I clicked that first link so fast and I actually felt anger towards Drew for the first time.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Well, you know.

New toys you might use while

Also, might be something found at your local Lovers Lane lounge...

Just wondering if you had recommendations.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Alright gang, legit going to Texas Roadhouse. Check ya in 90 min or so! Can’t be the perv on a smut site at the bar

Yes, you absolutely can, discreetly.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Damn dude. Congratulations on that one.

Thanks! I got it for my birthday and it's just grown on me ever since

 

[dawn_of_night]

Just wondering if you had recommendations.

We can discuss it

 

[Amanda330]

So from catching up on the last 10 or so pages, I've come to the conclusion that there is probably going to be a lot of tissues being used over the next couple of days by people. And not for ghosties. Lol

Luckily tissues are multipurpose... Lol.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Thanks! I got it for my birthday and it's just grown on me ever since

Wait, when is your birthday ???

 

[jason28053]

Luckily tissues are multipurpose... Lol.

Wait what?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Wait what?

Agreed, tissues are for blowing your nose, for the other thing I used a 55gallon trash bag

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Wait, when is your birthday ???

It's not until June. The joke is that I got it on my birth day. Like the day I was born

 

[Amanda330]

Agreed, tissues are for blowing your nose, for the other thing I used a 55gallon trash bag

Wow. I bet you have to drink a lot of water during the day to stay hydrated...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Wow. I bet you have to drink a lot of water during the day to stay hydrated...

To make life easier I just keep a constant IV drip in my non-dominant arm. That's been a lifesaver

 

[Cyber_Bella]

So from catching up on the last 10 or so pages, I've come to the conclusion that there is probably going to be a lot of tissues being used over the next couple of days by people. And not for ghosties. Lol

Well it is allergy season.

 

[Amanda330]

To make life easier I just keep a constant IV drip in my non-dominant arm. That's been a lifesaver

Oh, that makes so much sense... Very convenient. I would imagine drinking that much water would be almost impossible.

Also what happens when you have sex with someone? Is it like one of those futa cartoon scenes with the cum filling the body of the recipient?

That sounds gross but I'm not sorry. Lol

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Well it is allergy season.

Only if it will ever stop snowing.
Kleenex rip too easily.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh, that makes so much sense... Very convenient. I would imagine drinking that much water would be almost impossible.

Also what happens when you have sex with someone? Is it like one of those futa cartoon scenes with the cum filling the body of the recipient?

That sounds gross but I'm not sorry. Lol

I was going to pretend like I was classy and debonair and didn't know what you were talking about. But I know exactly what you mean and yes, rubber bed sheets are an absolute must. I think the new trend in homes this year is going to be drainage grates in the bedroom floor. Adds a touch of style and practicality

 

[Amanda330]

I was going to pretend like I was classy and debonair and didn't know what you were talking about. But I know exactly what you mean and yes, rubber bed sheets are an absolute must. I think the new trend in homes this year is going to be drainage grates in the bedroom floor. Adds a touch of style and practicality

I wouldn't believe for one second you didn't know what I was talking about...

I think I'd need a separate room for fucking you. There's no way I could sleep in the same room at night. There's be way too much cleaning required. You could just hose the sex room down every night (with water after you got cum everywhere)... And still have a cozy bed to sleep in at night in a clean cum free room. Lol