Siren songs and helicockters

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Well it is allergy season.

Only if it will ever stop snowing.
Kleenex rip too easily.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh, that makes so much sense... Very convenient. I would imagine drinking that much water would be almost impossible.

Also what happens when you have sex with someone? Is it like one of those futa cartoon scenes with the cum filling the body of the recipient?

That sounds gross but I'm not sorry. Lol

I was going to pretend like I was classy and debonair and didn't know what you were talking about. But I know exactly what you mean and yes, rubber bed sheets are an absolute must. I think the new trend in homes this year is going to be drainage grates in the bedroom floor. Adds a touch of style and practicality

 

[Amanda330]

I was going to pretend like I was classy and debonair and didn't know what you were talking about. But I know exactly what you mean and yes, rubber bed sheets are an absolute must. I think the new trend in homes this year is going to be drainage grates in the bedroom floor. Adds a touch of style and practicality

I wouldn't believe for one second you didn't know what I was talking about...

I think I'd need a separate room for fucking you. There's no way I could sleep in the same room at night. There's be way too much cleaning required. You could just hose the sex room down every night (with water after you got cum everywhere)... And still have a cozy bed to sleep in at night in a clean cum free room. Lol

 

[dawn_of_night]

It's not until June. The joke is that I got it on my birth day. Like the day I was born

I assumed it was some kind of joke, but that's cool we can celebrate in a few months

 

[jason28053]

I wouldn't believe for one second you didn't know what I was talking about...

I think I'd need a separate room for fucking you. There's no way I could sleep in the same room at night. There's be way too much cleaning required. You could just hose the sex room down every night (with water after you got cum everywhere)... And still have a cozy bed to sleep in at night in a clean cum free room. Lol

Sex dungeon??

 

[dawn_of_night]

Only if it will ever stop snowing.
Kleenex rip too easily.

Sounds like abuse.,.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Sounds like abuse.,.

I may be a bit rough sometimes.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I may be a bit rough sometimes.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Ok everyone, with a technical assist from @vagrantx I present to you, a belated thank you for 100 pages. All the laughs, the horniness, and, of course, the TRICKS . Thank you to all the guys (and gals) who have put themselves out there. You’re all awesome. 10/10s in my book.

Now how many of you actually read this whole thing before clicking that first link?

I finally got here in time before your post went away!

Totally worth the wait!

 

[vagrantx]

Some prompt suggestions!

A duet by different genders
Your favorite acoustic/"unplugged" song
A song without song (instrumental)
Captivating music video
A song with a choir
Completely á capella
A song about nostalgia

 

[morelikeasong]

Some prompt suggestions!

A duet by different genders
Your favorite acoustic/"unplugged" song
A song without song (instrumental)
Captivating music video
A song with a choir
Completely á capella
A song about nostalgia

Some of these we’ve done but are good ones for a repeat, and others I hadn’t thought of. Thanks for the suggestions!!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Some prompt suggestions!

A duet by different genders
Your favorite acoustic/"unplugged" song
A song without song (instrumental)
Captivating music video
A song with a choir
Completely á capella
A song about nostalgia

@morelikeasong does these kinds of things in her Monthly Song contest thread. You should check it out.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

@morelikeasong does these kinds of things in her Monthly Song contest thread. You should check it out.

Yes, the “Siren Songs” part of this “Siren Songs and Helicockers” thread is a request for prompt suggestions for the Monthly Song Challenge thread

 

[hotoldrguy]

Yes, the “Siren Songs” part of this “Siren Songs and Helicockers” thread is a request for prompt suggestions for the Monthly Song Challenge thread

no wonder everyone is laughing at my post....

 

[morelikeasong]

no wonder everyone is laughing at my post....

in your defense, the thread did end up becoming mostly about the dick tricks.

I kind of originally created it as a catch all for things like song prompts, my sneaky nudes, and was also hopeful about the dick tricks.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

in your defense, the thread did end up becoming mostly about the dick tricks.

I kind of originally created it as a catch all for things like song prompts, my sneaky nudes, and was also hopeful about the dick tricks.

There's no reason to be sneaky.

 

[Lmizzler]

in your defense, the thread did end up becoming mostly about the dick tricks.

I kind of originally created it as a catch all for things like song prompts, my sneaky nudes, and was also hopeful about the dick tricks.

Don’t let her fool you. It was ALL a guise for dick tricks.

 

[morelikeasong]

Don’t let her fool you. It was ALL a guise for dick tricks.

 

[Amanda330]

Don’t let her fool you. It was ALL a guise for dick tricks.

Can you blame her? She was inspired.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Can you blame her? She was inspired.

And inspiring!

 

[Amanda330]

And inspiring!

Of course... She werks for the tricks.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Of course... She werks for the tricks.

That's skill

 

[Amanda330]

That's skill

Yeah it is...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Don’t let her fool you. It was ALL a guise for dick tricks.

 

[Lmizzler]

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