Slippery bodies during sex

[Cathleen]

*gulp*

the least expensive room for a saturday night in January is $520/night. I might need to expand my list of places to go.

Hey, I'll take the kids - to the MW Grand that is. As a kid my parents would take us to watch tennis matches there (it later became the Volvo International and moved over to Conway). Saw Rod Laver among others. We'd sit on the hill --- it was great.

So, Scaly, pick a weekend and I'll come up, grab the kids and head off! You and Mrs. Scaly can have all the fun you want - at home!

 

[pleasteasme]

Ah come on now, there's just something delightfully decadent to the look ont he face of the young lady behind the register at Walmart when you come up to the checkout stand with 3 gallonsof Wesson oil and a roll of plastic drop cloth!

Better than a vat of Crisco and a blue tarp at Costco!!!!




but, the look would be priceless!

 

[SweetErika]

I was searching earlier and you're right, it is expensive. But since this isn't something we're going to be able to do often, I think it might be worth splurging for.

Alternately, since you have time, you could get massage oil from a massage supply store or online... they're high quality, come in bulk, and are pretty cost effective (depending on what you get, around $20 for 10 ounces or Kama Sutra vs. ~$35 for a gallon of professional oil). Most essential oils are fairly inexpensive and popular fragrances often come in "sampler packs" if you'd like one, or a variety of, scents.

The ingredients in Kama Sutra oils are: Cold Pressed Almond Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Avocado Oil, Lecithin, Natural Vitamin E, Sweet Sesame Oil, Essential Oils. I just grabbed the first I saw from the first result on Google, but something like this is likely equally good, and (in addition to the cost benefit) this route might even be better because you could choose a product for it's characteristics (skin benefits, lighter/heavier, less/more greasy, etc.), versus taking whatever's in Kama Sutra.

This is sounding like a good plan, Scaly...I might just steal it for hubby and I!

 

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[TBKahuna123]

This is sounding like a good plan, Scaly...I might just steal it for hubby and I!

You know, I was thinking the same thing. Well, for my wife and I, not me and Erika's hubby.

I have a better plan though. Since there is so much interest in this thread, I think we should pick a day and proclaim it the 1st Annual Literotica Scalywag Slippery Sexathon!

 

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[TBKahuna123]

Yeah that might make for a rocky experience.

 

[Quoll]

All this talk about slippery stuff has reminded me of a favourite story of mine.

The other day I was in the local autoparts store. A lady comes in and asked for a seven ten. We all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven ten?"

She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost some how and I need a new one."

"What does it do?

She said she didn't know, but its always been there.

The assistant gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw a picture.
So she makes a circle about 3 inches in diameter and in the centre she writes 710.
Just like this

 

[Quoll]

Damn, and I thought that ^ ^ ^ was a good joke too.

 

[SweetErika]

Damn, and I thought that ^ ^ ^ was a good joke too.

Indeed it was. I laughed.

 

[Cathleen]

Everytime I see this thread I think of the 'Slip and Slide' water thingie. Only I imagine it with an excessive amount of lube.

 

[SweetErika]

I just ordered 16 ounces of silicone fun (ID Millenium lube) at a steal. Will report back in a week or so...

 

[Let_it_come]

Back to basics!

Just casting my vote for sweat!
Fresh clean sweat, by all means, for those of you who like to fight the funk.
But maybe a little bit of raunchy funk for the other side of the church.
Juss a lil' bit...?

Can I be nosey and ask why your wife doesn't like to sweat like she used to?
I'm sure it was all fresh & clean with her & easily showered off afterwards.
I'm just interested in why so many here at Lit. want to be so clean when they get 'down & dirty'.
Not making any point. Just keen to learn & find everything interesting. No criticism of the clean-queens here. I like a little funk, but that's just me.
Jenny

 

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[Mr. Mann]

I absolutely LOVE it when things get all slippery!

The best is when she is on top and she gets so wet that things just get all slippery down there, dripping down on to me instead of the bed.... and I know it is due to her excitment and passion. Oh, yeah! That is just.... WOW!

Other than that... covered from head to toe with some slippery oil or lube has got to be one of the greatest physical sensations in life... feeling a woman's soft body slipping and sliding around against mine... whew! Good stuff!

I like to use some dark bedsheets on the floor so you can get some traction and have plenty of room. As to lube... the message oils are nice, but I also like some of the "slipperier" lubes.

 

[Let_it_come]

I'd be happy to answer your question.

You see, she's 46, and she already has plenty of nights with hot flashes.

It used to be that she was always cold during winter nights, even when she wore flannel pjs. Now, we have a window open in our bedroom almost all the time. I think we closed our bedroom windows completely 4 or 5 times this past winter (we live in NH, and it gets well below freezing here)

Once she gets hot, it takes her way too long to cool down. I don't blame her one bit for not wanting to sweat.

Thanks for taking the trouble Scalywag - I never thought of that reason and in due course I guess the same thing will happen to me too.
Jen