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Suggestions for Next Year...
I don't know if this is the appropriate thread for these suggestions, but here there are.
Themes I'd like to see for Snippettsville, that I've experience here in the Icy Mid-West.
1 - The Deer/Duck/Pheasant/Fishing Openers:
The deer opener is on my Birthday, so this is of special interest to me. In most homes here in the city of R. and the township of L. these hunting seasons are very important. I am not sure if this is just MN, but they are almost religious events. Almost everyone in my township supplements their diet with at least one of these hunted creature. Plus, the hunt is vital for the ever present "Meat Raffle Fundraiser." Listen to Da Yoopers, 2nd week of deer camp for ideas.
2- Ice Fishing Adventures:
What happens when you put 2 or more fisherpeople, a small bonfires, food, beer, tv and privacy on a frozen lake. (My favorite tip while I was an exotic dancer working the ND circuit was a handmade folding ice fishing chair -- only in the Midwest.)
2- Stupid Small Town Tricks:
Here are some examples of what I mean, I am sure you can find others:
- The great illegal cat shoot. (township of L. and city of R.'s answer to cat spay-neuter programs)
- Mailbox baseball, accidental farm machinery mailbox destruction and creative avengers.
- The accidental destruction of a sign or other property that leads to a manhunt and $1000 reward from Crimestopper.
- Lovers Lane and stupid sex
- Cop bust party and use confiscated goods for personal amusement
- Skinny Dips
- ATV antics
- Creative Fake Crop Circles
- Kooky visiting folks from the Cities
- Pranks
- Adventures in homemade crank and/or homegrown pot (we have at least one major bust every season.)
- Watercraft follies
- Hide the turtle
3- The County Fair and the Big High School Game
Enough said.
4- Church basement potluck, pancake or spaghetti feed. Raffle, In-Home Demos, Bingo, Fun Days, etc.
Fundraising schemes are a constant around here.
Any other suggestions?
SWP
I don't know if this is the appropriate thread for these suggestions, but here there are.
Themes I'd like to see for Snippettsville, that I've experience here in the Icy Mid-West.
1 - The Deer/Duck/Pheasant/Fishing Openers:
The deer opener is on my Birthday, so this is of special interest to me. In most homes here in the city of R. and the township of L. these hunting seasons are very important. I am not sure if this is just MN, but they are almost religious events. Almost everyone in my township supplements their diet with at least one of these hunted creature. Plus, the hunt is vital for the ever present "Meat Raffle Fundraiser." Listen to Da Yoopers, 2nd week of deer camp for ideas.
2- Ice Fishing Adventures:
What happens when you put 2 or more fisherpeople, a small bonfires, food, beer, tv and privacy on a frozen lake. (My favorite tip while I was an exotic dancer working the ND circuit was a handmade folding ice fishing chair -- only in the Midwest.)
2- Stupid Small Town Tricks:
Here are some examples of what I mean, I am sure you can find others:
- The great illegal cat shoot. (township of L. and city of R.'s answer to cat spay-neuter programs)
- Mailbox baseball, accidental farm machinery mailbox destruction and creative avengers.
- The accidental destruction of a sign or other property that leads to a manhunt and $1000 reward from Crimestopper.
- Lovers Lane and stupid sex
- Cop bust party and use confiscated goods for personal amusement
- Skinny Dips
- ATV antics
- Creative Fake Crop Circles
- Kooky visiting folks from the Cities
- Pranks
- Adventures in homemade crank and/or homegrown pot (we have at least one major bust every season.)
- Watercraft follies
- Hide the turtle
3- The County Fair and the Big High School Game
Enough said.
4- Church basement potluck, pancake or spaghetti feed. Raffle, In-Home Demos, Bingo, Fun Days, etc.
Fundraising schemes are a constant around here.
Any other suggestions?
SWP