So, Doms, is it because you are too inadequate in real life?

[FurryFury]

Your cats love Benji? Strange.... very strange....

Benji the Hunted is their very favorite video!

The Cat Sitter DVD is their fav DVD though.

Both are shot from a small animal's point of view and show birds, small rodents and other enticing images. The cats enjoy these shows!

Fury

 

[rosco rathbone]

I was about to say that if you actually had someone like that who followed you around everywhere, even on dates, and was part of the complete package, you wouldn't have much luck with the ladies.

He is invisible.


"Wizened" should always be pronounced "whizzened". Not "Wise-End".

 

[rosco rathbone]

I have heard things about zee pea-nut buttah! But you know what would be really annoying? To be all tied down, expecting a maginificent and scary German Shepard or Rotty or other big fellow, and instead be confronted with a nasty little gnome-dog: a dachshound or a Benji or something just as small but meaner! It might make for an entertaining show, assuming the shrimpy dog could even be positioned correctly, but oh man, oh man, what a letdown for the tied-up woman about to have her first bow-wow experience!

hahahaha. Girl goes to meet dom, thinking that she's going to get fucked by a magnificent brute of an attack dog. He ties her up, face down on the whatchamacallit; the holdy-still-thing. She's full of fear and excitement. He leaves the room and comes back with....a kinky monkey!

Raped by chimp when expecting dog. How humiliating.

 

[FurryFury]

Sex with something invisible could be very interestingly hot . . .

Fury

 

[FurryFury]

hahahaha. Girl goes to meet dom, thinking that she's going to get fucked by a magnificent brute of an attack dog. He ties her up, face down on the whatchamacallit; the holdy-still-thing. She's full of fear and excitement. He leaves the room and comes back with....a kinky monkey!

Raped by chimp when expecting dog. How humiliating.

Depends on the chimp though.

Fury

 

[rosco rathbone]

Depends on the chimp though.

Fury

Yeah, if she started writhing in ecstasy, moaning "take me, you bad monkey", I'd be left scratching my head.

"Damn and blast, woman, is there no cock you cannot accomodate??"

 

[FurryFury]

Yeah, if she started writhing in ecstasy, moaning "take me, you bad monkey", I'd be left scratching my head.

"Damn and blast, woman, is there no cock you cannot accomodate??"

Depends on where but I'd have to say theoretically I could accommodate any. I like to be theoretically accommodating since I am limited in RL. *winks*

Fury

 

[FurryFury]

Check out this huge thing:

http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=sfp&pnum=SE0195-01

I'm surprised to say I can and have taken that for real.

Fury

 

[FurryFury]

The intriguing things about animals theoretically, include the different shapes of cocks and the all mind all body truly primal fuck which humans can rarely if ever truly duplicate.

Fury

 

[Marquis]

The old okie doke with a chimp!

The mental scene that creates in my head is funny enough to be in a really raunchy movie, the "Road Trip/American Pie" of 2030 perhaps.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I can see a chimp being all into it, too. Knowing he's an ugly little primate taking revenge on a big beautiful barbie-doll of a next-evolutionary-step. A dog, I don't really picture enjoying it that much. A chimp knows the score; he knows he's gettin' over. A chimp can have sexual malice.

 

[Marquis]

This reminds me of an old fantasy of mine, where I am abducted by a superior species and used in an assimilation experiment to see if humans could learn to be as sophisticated as them. It all goes well and good until I rape the Captain's beautifully elongated daughter.

 

[FurryFury]

Let's hear it for ugly wild chimp sex "forced" on a good demure lil girl who is all tied up and shocked. Yeah!

Fury

 

[FurryFury]

This reminds me of an old fantasy of mine, where I am abducted by a superior species and used in an assimilation experiment to see if humans could learn to be as sophisticated as them. It all goes well and good until I rape the Captain's beautifully elongated daughter.

Trying to picture it!

Fury

 

[rosco rathbone]

It all goes well and good until I rape the Captain's beautifully elongated daughter.

Who I picture as looking something like Quint, but with those big alien bugeyes.

 

[Marquis]

Who I picture as looking something like Quint, but with those big alien bugeyes.

*Homer Simpson drool sound*

 

[Sean]

You people are all weird
I just thought I'd pop in and say thanks again to all of you that tried to help.
And a Merry Christmas to you all.

 

[hobbit.]

I prefer rape for me, myself, and I. Not for anybody else. I would not say, in other words, "Hobbit, go rape that girl over there!" I would say, "Hobbit! Go rape me! And that's an order!"


What's a firewall? (just kidding--but I did dismantle mine, they caused me all kinds of trouble when I played my games).

Fancy footwork comrade. Its amongst the best I have ever seen by someone trying to dodge something they said..... but hang about... if YOU want rapeing thats sex with consent? no? yes? very confusing.... not exactly rape then is it?

If you told me to go rape anyone...... well just get over the power trip dude.

good point re firewalls.... i turned mine off when i wanted to log IP addreses.

Online BDSM, its like on line Bomb Disposal....

 

[FurryFury]

You people are all weird
I just thought I'd pop in and say thanks again to all of you that tried to help.
And a Merry Christmas to you all.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Sugah!

Fury

 

[Slutacus]

*Homer Simpson drool sound*

I think the chimp should rape the big bug-eyed alien Quint.

 

[Slutacus]

Fancy footwork comrade. Its amongst the best I have ever seen by someone trying to dodge something they said..... but hang about... if YOU want rapeing thats sex with consent? no? yes? very confusing.... not exactly rape then is it?

...

Online BDSM, its like on line Bomb Disposal....

Tricky Hobbit! This newbie is beginning to get a glimmering as to why the other people in this forum were so aghast to see you here.

Online bdsm is a lot like on line Bomb Disposal, except a surprising number of people manage to get blown up by it anyway (never underestimate the ... of humans and all that jazz).

A friend of mine was in an online bdsm chatroom this morning and a very strick (his self-descriptor) guy was going on and on about how slaves are supposed to want anything you do to them and in fact that is why they are slaves. People were getting really sick and tired of Mr. Strick's stupid diatrible (he just ignored other peoples' arguments and went on with his "slaves should take any sort of abuse and that is how HE treats slaves" speech). Then my friend had a good idea. She said, "Hey everybody? Have you seen this site? It's a new weird fetish!" And everybody in the room except Mr. Strick went to that site and it got very quiet. Then they all came back to the room and started talking enthusiastically about the website, and Mr. Strick got extremely frustrated. He kept trying to start up his talk about treatment of slaves but nobody was listening anymore. I don't exactly blame them.

 

[Slutacus]

Sex with something invisible could be very interestingly hot . . .

Fury

Have you seen the Invisible Masters thread over on the GB? Fun Read!

 

[hobbit.]

Tricky Hobbit! This newbie is beginning to get a glimmering as to why the other people in this forum were so aghast to see you here.

Online bdsm is a lot like on line Bomb Disposal, except a surprising number of people manage to get blown up by it anyway (never underestimate the ... of humans and all that jazz).

A friend of mine was in an online bdsm chatroom this morning and a very strick (his self-descriptor) guy was going on and on about how slaves are supposed to want anything you do to them and in fact that is why they are slaves. People were getting really sick and tired of Mr. Strick's stupid diatrible (he just ignored other peoples' arguments and went on with his "slaves should take any sort of abuse and that is how HE treats slaves" speech). Then my friend had a good idea. She said, "Hey everybody? Have you seen this site? It's a new weird fetish!" And everybody in the room except Mr. Strick went to that site and it got very quiet. Then they all came back to the room and started talking enthusiastically about the website, and Mr. Strick got extremely frustrated. He kept trying to start up his talk about treatment of slaves but nobody was listening anymore. I don't exactly blame them.

sorry dude i cant be arsed reading it. Xmas truce? we can play footie in no mans land?

 

[Slutacus]

The old okie doke with a chimp!

The mental scene that creates in my head is funny enough to be in a really raunchy movie, the "Road Trip/American Pie" of 2030 perhaps.

A chimp would be a comedy, for everybody except the poor woman. It'd be screeching, jumping up and down while inside her, pummeling her butt with it's fists, lol, I'd watch that movie. Maybe even star in it.

 

[AnelizeDarkEyes]

Didn't follow the thread while the fuss took place, and to be honest I have only just skimmed it.
But as a general observation, I do find Marquis' above statement very well put! Sometimes the attitude of the 'old' Litsters and the cookie-style crap littering each and every thread seems like a very good precaution against any new (and undesired?) blood and ideas entering the boards.

I rather like threads that are interesting, and this one had the makings of being interesting, until the same old shit started. Cookies for chrissakes. All people asking questions aren't trolls, as Marquis pointed out. And if "old" litsters have attitudes, maybe it's because of the endless hijacks and puerile behavior of people who can't seem to hold an adult discussion for 20 seconds.